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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Philip is a highly intellectual, principled individual who identifies as 'gifted' and frequently critiques societal norms and media through a progressive lens. He displays a characteristic blend of activism and academic rigor, stating that “AIs aren't nuanced enough to write dissertations worth reading” and encouraging others to “read Goethe regardless” for personal growth. His focus on disability advocacy and his disdain for low-effort content mirror Lisa's own struggles with being a 'low support' high-achiever in a world he describes as being “engineered by the elites to fail”. Furthermore, his passion for literature and the arts, alongside a self-aware admission that he “might lowkirkenuinely be a narcissist”, perfectly captures the complex, sometimes lonely, but deeply moral nature of The Simpsons’ resident genius.

Your MBTI personality Type
Philip exhibits Introversion (I) through his focus on solitary intellectual pursuits like reading and coding, noting he “would NOT vibe code” with AI but prefers building from scratch. His Intuition (N) is evident in his interest in abstract systems, philosophy, and history, stating that “AIs aren't nuanced enough to write dissertations worth reading” and critiquing those who only focus on concrete details like weaponry. He demonstrates a strong Thinking (T) preference by prioritizing logical consistency and critical analysis, such as when he corrects misconceptions about “IQ merely being a measure of the brain's processing speed” rather than general knowledge. Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his structured approach to learning and habit-forming, referencing the “two minute rule in Atomic Habits” and his use of organized reading lists to categorize literature into 'safe' or 'eldritch' types.

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Indonesian AuDHD writer and transit enthusiast. Once thought condoms were candy; now I just analyze IQ scores and 19th-century literature. Thoughts on disability.– @philinidae

Your signature cocktail
This experimental yet grounded cocktail starts with a base of Indonesian Arak to honor his heritage and his “Chindo Totok” roots, while the Earl Grey represents his time in the UK and Germany. It is served with a single, slow-melting ice cube because he believes in “the principle behind the two minute rule in Atomic Habits”—starting small to build a masterpiece. The drink is notably bitter, reflecting his disdain for “AI slop channels” and his preference for “'Eldritch' books” over safe ones. Finally, it’s garnished with watermelon mint, a nod to the emoji in his display name and his insistence that “all art is political”.

Your Hogwarts House
Philip demonstrates a classic Ravenclaw preoccupation with intellectual integrity and the pursuit of knowledge, arguing that “AIs aren't nuanced enough to write dissertations worth reading” and emphasizing the importance of “consuming with intent” to facilitate learning. His analytical nature is evident in his critique of IQ as merely “a measure of the brain's processing speed” and his disdain for shallow history buffs who “only focus on battles and weaponry” rather than critical analysis. Furthermore, his creative side flourishes through writing and coding, asserting he will “build it from scratch using HTML/CSS/Javascript like God intended” rather than using shortcuts. This blend of rigorous analytical thinking, a deep love for literature like Goethe, and a commitment to original creation firmly places him in the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.

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This song perfectly captures Philip’s transition from a childhood of "intellectual wonder" to the cynical, systemic frustrations of adulthood. He reflects on his youth as a "gifted" child with a “genuine passion for STEM”, but his current posts are defined by a deep skepticism of modern society and a desire for structural accountability. His tweets frequently critique how the world tries to categorize people through “IQ tests” and “AI slop,” mirroring the song's themes of questioning education and social conformity. Ultimately, his bio as an AuDHDer and his “hypervigilant” observations align with the song’s search for a deeper, more logical meaning in a world that feels increasingly "expendable."

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