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Bart Simpson is the best match because this user leans into playful mischief, lewd humor, and a bit of chaos while still being very affectionate with their audience. Their self-presentation as a cheeky "Oreo Cookie Rat" dom top and enjoyment of lewd attention echo Bart’s irreverent, rule-breaking energy, especially in posts like “This is what happens when you break the laws in my kingdom! 😤”. The way they joke about their own mistakes, such as “Lmao, all this time I find out my Telegram info was incorrect in my header. I fixed it just now, but I must have been blind at the time I filled it out. XD”, mirrors Bart’s tendency to laugh off his blunders. Their enthusiasm for spicy, NSFW creativity and commissions, like “have really been in the mood for some spicy short stories with Philo and company.”, also fits Bart’s instinct to push boundaries for fun. At the same time, they show genuine warmth and gratitude toward followers in posts like “I'm just completely stunned at how much love you all have shown me and my Oreo cookie rodent boy!”, reflecting Bart’s underlying loyalty and soft side beneath the troublemaker persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they openly celebrate follower milestones and seek interaction, e.g. expressing delight at reaching 1k followers and affection from others with “I'm just completely stunned at how much love you all have shown me and my Oreo cookie rodent boy!”, and they invite DMs and lewd comments in their bio, signaling a strong orientation toward social engagement. Their interests and expression lean toward Intuition (N): rather than focusing on concrete, day-to-day life details, they frame themselves in imaginative, thematic ways like “Oreo Cookie Rat | Greco Roman Enjoyer” and dramatize scenarios such as “This is what happens when you break the laws in my kingdom!”, suggesting a preference for playful concepts and fantasy over practical specifics. They seem more Feeling (F) than thinking-focused, emphasizing emotional connection and appreciation (e.g. “I'm deeply flattered at how much attention my Oreo boy has attracted! It's hard to describe how much it means to me…”) and responding to art theft in a personal, value-laden way with “Please note that I did not give up the rights for my oc to be used like this.”. Finally, their behavior looks more Perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently share spontaneous reactions like “boggle boggle” and “Lmao this is beyond accurate”, and casually admit to mistakes such as “all this time I find out my Telegram info was incorrect in my header… I must have been blind at the time I filled it out.”, indicating a relaxed, go-with-the-flow style rather than a structured, highly planned one.

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Roman cookie ratto ruling a tiny empire of smut & metal. Once discovered my own Telegram was wrong after months—still trusted with your lewd commissions.– @Philomaeus

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This cocktail channels the self‑proclaimed “🍪 Cookies & Cream-Flavored Imperator 🍫” energy with cookies & cream–infused vodka as the sweet, decadent base, mirroring their Oreo fursona love and follower milestones like “I'm just completely stunned at how much love you all have shown me and my Oreo cookie rodent boy!”. Dark chocolate liqueur brings a rich, indulgent depth that nods to their NSFW, dom-top vibe and their cheeky tease that “People out there really wanna see how good this Cookies 'n' Cream ratto tastes, huh! 👉👈”. An espresso shot pumps in high energy and intensity, perfect for someone who blasts metal Bandcamp links with comments like “BANGER” and “Fucking amazing”. Black walnut bitters add a slightly bitter, complex edge, reflecting the protective, serious side that appears when they call out OC theft in “Please note that I did not give up the rights for my oc to be used like this.”. Finally, a crushed Oreo rim with a pinch of sea salt captures the playful, meme-y goofball who posts things like “boggle boggle” while keeping just enough salt to fit the imperious, law‑laying mood of “This is what happens when you break the laws in my kingdom! 😤”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their online persona centers heavily on appreciation, warmth, and community support, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff values of loyalty and kindness. They repeatedly express deep gratitude for their followers and watchers, saying they are “completely stunned at how much love you all have shown me and my Oreo cookie rodent boy” in one post (“Well shoot! I'm absolutely shocked that I've reached over 1k followers here on Twitter! I'm also close to reaching that on my FurAffinity page as well, so I'm just completely stunned at how much love you all have shown me and my Oreo cookie rodent boy!”) and describing themselves as “deeply flattered” by the attention their character gets in another (“500 watchers, for me? I'm deeply flattered at how much attention my Oreo boy has attracted!”). That consistent, humble appreciation for others fits a Hufflepuff’s grounded, relationship-focused nature more than an ambitious Slytherin or glory-seeking Gryffindor. They also show a quiet sense of fairness and boundaries when they call out unauthorized use of their fursona while calmly clarifying consent and rights (“Please note that I did not give up the rights for my oc to be used like this. This 'UltraBruh420' individual quite literally stole my fursona in a ych…”), which tracks with Hufflepuff’s concern for fairness and respect. While there are hints of playful dominance in their bio and some confident sexual branding, the overall tone of gratitude, community-mindedness, and fairness strongly suggests Hufflepuff as the best fit.

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A fitting song for @Philomaeus is “I Want It All” by Queen, because their online presence blends ambition, indulgence, and a bold, unapologetic personality. Their confident, lewd-forward bio as a “🏛️ Oreo Cookie Rat | Dom Top | Bisexual | Greco Roman Enjoyer | NSFW | DM Friendly | Adore Lewd Comments 🏛️” captures the song’s hunger for pleasure and experience. They actively seek out more creative engagement and smut commissions, saying they’ve been “in the mood for some spicy short stories with Philo and company” in “Hey! Curious if anyone knows any good furry smut writers that take commission work…”, which echoes the song’s theme of wanting more out of life. Their surprise and delight at growing attention — like being “absolutely shocked” to hit over 1k followers and deeply flattered by “how much attention my Oreo boy has attracted” in “Well shoot! I'm absolutely shocked that I've reached over 1k followers here on Twitter!” and “500 watchers, for me? I'm deeply flattered…” — reflects the song’s drive and upward momentum. Even their reaction to rising bids on art, saying “People out there really wanna see how good this Cookies 'n' Cream ratto tastes, huh!” in “Sheesh, bids are already shooting up for that piece.” matches the track’s confident, triumphant energy. All together, their mix of erotic bravado, creative hunger, and growing fanbase maps well onto the anthem of someone who truly wants — and is starting to get — it all.

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