Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for fandoms and media, like obsessively reading Reddie/Byler and praising AO3 fics and BLs, e.g. calling an AO3 work “the greatest masterpiece I’ve ever read” in “Isso aqui é a maior obra prima q eu já li, sem brincadeira”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—rage, joy, heartbreak—such as reacting intensely to character deaths in “Mds mataram o Steve pqp” and saying a fic ending makes them “want to die too” in “o final é a maior depressão do mundo”.
- Socially aware: Engages with social/political issues, like criticizing election hardships and Bolsonaro in “Ainda bem q fiz meu título... só pra poder tirar o bolsonaro” and reflecting on representation and lesbian experiences in “Jesus se elas não se sentem representadas…”.
- Supportive friend: Interacts playfully and closely with friends, e.g. joking anger at a friend ignoring them to “goonar” in “@MarxMinyard vc vai pagar caro desgraçado” and trading Byler fics via WhatsApp in “Eu e o carlos assim trocando fanfic byler”.
- Self-aware humor: Regularly jokes about their own habits and quirks, like preferring fanfic over school reading in “Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo... agr bota uma fanfic… eu nn termino no mesmo dia” and laughing at being unable to stay up reading anymore in “meu ciclo de ficar a madrugada toda acordado lendo… morreu”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Frequently uses extreme phrasing and insults, like “DAR UM TIRO NA CABEÇA DESSE LUR” in this tweet and calling a friend “desgraçado” in “vc vai pagar caro desgraçado”, which can come off as harsh or aggressive.
- Academic procrastination: Admits struggling with university reading while devouring long fanfics, as in “Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas pra faculdade agr bota uma fanfic… eu nn termino no mesmo dia”, suggesting difficulty prioritizing studies.
- Sleep neglect: Mentions staying up entire nights reading and then being exhausted, e.g. “Nada pra fazer nessa madrugada, quero um bl bem fetichista pra eu ler” and later noting their late-night reading cycle “died” in this tweet.
- Self-image insecurity: Complains about appearance and hair, like blaming family for “this trash curly hair” in “esse lixo de cabelo cacheado… essa bosta nn fica do jeito q eu quero nunca” and fearing ruining their hair by dyeing it in “Queria pintar o cabelo de loiro, mas morro de medo de fuder meu cabelinho”.
- Conflict-driven engagement: Tends to engage strongly in fandom debates with confrontational tone, such as mocking opposing ship fans in “AI CHORANDO DE RIR COM OS FÃS DE TGCF E MDZS NÃO ACEITANDO MEU BOM GOSTO. AFTG MUITO SUPERIOR” and ranting about discourse on “fetishization” in this thread.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, a bit dramatic, very online, and deeply into niche media and fandoms. Like Lisa obsessing over books and causes, they admit they’ll struggle with a 20-page article but binge a 100-chapter fic in a day (“Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas pra faculdade agr bota uma fanfic reddie ou byler de 100 capítulos pra vc ver se eu nn termino no mesmo dia”) and spend nights reading fanfic until their sleep schedule collapses (“Meu ciclo de ficar a madrugada toda acordado lendo essa semana morreu, to morrendo de sono já”). They have strong, articulate opinions about social topics, especially around media and sexuality, much like Lisa’s feminist rants, e.g. defending women reading mlm fiction and criticizing superficial discourse (“Me estressa MULHER querer reclamar dessa suposta fetichização gay, inventem causas sociais relevantes mds”). Their love of music and a slightly artsy melancholy (Olivia Rodrigo, Lana Del Rey, Laufey, Taylor Swift) fits Lisa’s creative, emotional side, shown in tweets like (“Jesus amado, essa semana eu só ouvi lana del rey e laufey”). Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor, romantic disinterest in going out (“Morro de preguiça de festa, morro de preguiça de homem”), and feeling a bit misunderstood by family (“Minha mãe criou na cabeça dela q eu arrumei um namorado... Mulher louca”) strongly echoes Lisa’s vibe as the thoughtful, slightly alienated kid in a more chaotic world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they prefer staying home, fiction, and games over parties, e.g. complaining about socializing and romance like “Morro de preguiça de festa, morro de preguiça de homem. Se eu for namorar, é pq a pessoa chegou em mim e não eu” and explaining to their mom that they just go to class and then “come back home to read fanfic”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive (N), focused on fandoms, ships, tropes, and imaginative scenarios rather than concrete facts, like obsessing over fanfic premises such as Will destroying the Upside Down and erasing everyone’s memories in “ai ele ia aparecer, mas viu todo mundo feliz e nn falou nada e ficou sozinho. Desgraça”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, centering emotional reactions, aesthetics, and empathy in their arguments, like defending women who read mlm fic and criticizing moral policing in “deixem as mulheres lerem oq quiser mds… Enquanto isso nós gays estamos com nossas amigas mulheres na rodinha falando sobre o yaoi que lemos no fim de semana”. Their style is flexible, spontaneous, and driven by mood rather than rigid planning, pointing to Perceiving (P): they binge 100-chapter fanfics on impulse in “Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas… agr bota uma fanfic reddie ou byler de 100 capítulos pra vc ver se eu nn termino no mesmo dia” and joke about late-night reading cycles dying in “Meu ciclo de ficar a madrugada toda acordado lendo essa semana morreu”. Putting these together—introverted, fantasy- and trope-focused, emotionally expressive, and improvisational—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you take a thousand years to read a 20-page article but finish a 100-chapter Reddie or Byler fic in a day—so if I wrote us a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers college AU, would that finally make you procrastinate your homework in my favor?
- You only want to log into DBD once you can buy the Stranger Things DLC and Eleven’s skin… how about we make a deal: I’ll be your main killer with Lightborn, you be my main Eleven looper, and we see who tunnels who first.
- You were at the ophthalmologist melting because he praised your green eyes with honey tones—honestly, with you listening to Laufey and Lana and reading AO3 all night, I think the real diagnosis is ‘dangerously charming, proceed with intense flirting.’
- You discovered AO3 email subscriptions and called it ‘what mechanisms, my god’—if I hit the subscribe button on you, do I get notified every time you post a new Byler headcanon, scream about Aglaea’s banner, or drag Lur for throwing the match?
- You said your mom thinks you got a boyfriend at college, but you actually just go to class and come home to read fanfics—can I apply for the role of ‘plot twist love interest’ so she’s only wrong about the timing, not the ending?
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Brazilian uni student powered by fanfic marathons, cursed Dead by Daylight lobbies, and Lana on loop. Once learned AO3 better than my textbooks.– @Pho3bus
Your signature cocktail
Byler & Blood Moon
Espresso-infused vodka mirrors their powered-through-all-nighters devouring fanfic, like when they say they’d finish a 100-chapter fic in a day instead of a 20-page article (“Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas pra faculdade agr bota uma fanfic reddie ou byler de 100 capítulos pra vc ver se eu nn termino no mesmo dia”). The hibiscus and berry syrup adds a dramatic, romantic sweetness that fits reading Reddie and Byler with sad-pop queens in the background (“Reading Reddie and Byler with Olivia Rodrigo and Lana Del Rey playing in the background.”). Sparkling yuzu soda captures their chaotic gamer hype and sudden bursts of excitement over banners, skins and maps (“EU TO ASSIM NO BANNER DA COLUMBINA AI PQP”, “Ai já vi q vou passar raiva por causa desse mapa desgraçado”). A smoky mezcal shot represents their thirst for darker, fetishy BL and horror vibes (“Nada pra fazer nessa madrugada, quero um bl bem fetichista pra eu ler”, “Pqp terror sobrenatural de viado? PRECISO assistir”). Finally, the Lana-style salted caramel rim nods to their ultra-specific music taste and the mix of sweetness and pain they adore in songs and fics (“Jesus amado, essa semana eu só ouvi lana del rey e laufey”, “Quando o hot é tão bem escrito e detalhado q vc nn sabe se fica com vergonha ou tesão”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their profile screams an obsessive, almost scholarly love of stories and ideas more than anything else. They repeatedly describe devouring extremely long fanfics in a single day, as in “Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas pra faculdade agr bota uma fanfic reddie ou byler de 100 capítulos pra vc ver se eu nn termino no mesmo dia”, which shows an intense, Ravenclaw-style hyperfocus on narrative and imagination. They also get genuinely excited about discovering new systems and features, such as AO3 subscriptions: “Acabei de descobrir o negócio de inscrever no ao3 e receber atualizações das coisas por email, que mecanismos mds… isso facilita muito”, suggesting an appreciation for tools that optimize reading and information flow. Their timeline is full of thoughtful meta about ships, tropes, and representation, for example dissecting fic endings and tags in “Me estressa quando não colocam nas tags se o final é triste ou feliz, pq ai vou ler e o final é a maior depressão do mundo”, which shows analytical engagement with stories rather than just casual consumption. Even in gaming, they approach things in a theorycraft-y, systems-aware way, like proudly running off-meta teams in Genshin and Star Rail in “Quem precisa de ineffa pra passar abismo? Aqui trabalhamos com times off metas e f2p”, a very Ravenclaw blend of creativity and optimization. While they have some Slytherin snark and Gryffindor-style dramatic reactions, the core throughline is a highly curious, media-obsessed mind that loves exploring complex fictional worlds and mechanics, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for them is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it channels chaotic, dramatic, extremely online teen/young-adult energy in the same way their timeline does. Their bio literally mentions listening to Olivia Rodrigo while reading fanfic, and they complain about attention span for school versus fanfic in “Demoro mil anos pra ler um artigo de 20 paginas pra faculdade agr bota uma fanfic reddie ou byler de 100 capítulos pra vc ver se eu nn termino no mesmo dia”, mirroring the academic burn‑out and angst in the song. The track’s self‑deprecating humor and frustration (“I’m so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life”) fits with posts like “Meu ciclo de ficar a madrugada toda acordado lendo essa semana morreu, to morrendo de sono já” and “Gostaria de agradecer minha mãe e minhas avó por parte de pai por terem me dado esse lixo de cabelo cacheado. Essa bosta nn fica do jeito q eu quero nunca mds”. Their mix of gay fandom obsession, melodrama, and humor about life, ships, and games in tweets such as “Parar de ler byler e reddie ou cantar rap em chinês? Eu:” perfectly matches the song’s blend of vulnerability and sarcastic rebellion.
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