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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and irreverent but with a real soft spot for family. Like Bart, they lean hard into edgy humor and rule-breaking, with posts like “no problem with it because ozempic was invented for fatasses, type 2 diabetes is entirely your fault go eat healthy and work out lazy fucker 🫶 a type 1 diabetic” and “if anyone wants to be in a toxic proana and sh server dm me i just became mod :3” showing that prankster, boundary-pushing side. They’re also deeply online, impulsive, and self-deprecating about their body and mental health, similar to Bart’s acting out when he’s struggling, as in “ive been so depressed recently aaa”. At the same time, their love for their kid and boyfriend mirrors Bart’s hidden sweetness and loyalty to his family, reflected in posts like “my son is a year old !!!” and “me, me again, me nd the bf”. The mix of juvenile humor, rebellion, queer/furry subculture involvement, and genuine affection for loved ones fits Bart’s archetype more than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: while they share a lot online, their focus is on a tight circle (bf, son, a few friends) and solitary/personal experiences like weight struggles and art, e.g. “ive been so depressed recently aaa” and “i might draw ppl free art tomorrow? or stardew valley idk”, rather than big social scenes or constant external stimulation. Their tweets are very concrete and sensory, pointing to Sensing: they talk about specific weights, food, and physical objects like fridge contents and fursuits, e.g. “fridge fully packed :3 feels good (5 milks + 3 juice for home and out, 1 water for school)” and “i may or may not spent 1.75k on a fursuit.. call it a post election anti stress gift”, rather than abstract theories. The strong emotional tone and value-based reactions indicate Feeling over Thinking; they express empathy and hurt, ask for donations for their son, and react emotionally (sometimes harshly) to perceived slights, e.g. “hey guys since my sons surgery is coming up if anyone wants to donate $5…” and “this dumb as hell idk why this is on my timeline i think ppl should be able to dress how they want in day to day life”. Finally, their lifestyle appears more Perceiving than Judging: they often express being overwhelmed, changing focus (from weight loss to fursuit-making), and improvising around money and deadlines, e.g. “GUYS IDK WHEN MY COLLEGE GIVES ME MONEY AND I HAVE TO PAY OFF DAYCARE FIRST WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY ANNIVERSARY” and “also im planning on restarting my suit head but with actual foam this time :3 ?”, which suggests flexible, in-the-moment decision making. Put together, this pattern—private but expressive, concrete and sensory, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—best fits ISFP.

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Trans dad, 2006. Art student, therian, furry maker-in-training. I once forgot my kid’s other shoe and wondered why he walked funny for 5 minutes.– @phoenixryan69

Your signature cocktail
Silver tequila with chili heat mirrors their sharp, sometimes biting humor and pro-ana edge, like when they say “no problem with it because ozempic was invented for fatasses, type 2 diabetes is entirely your fault go eat healthy and work out lazy fucker 🫶 a type 1 diabetic”. Cloudy apple juice stands in for the soft, young dad side of them, stocking the fridge and juggling daycare and surgery reschedules as in “fridge fully packed :3 feels good (5 milks + 3 juice for home and out, 1 water for school)” and “the disappointment of having his surgery rescheduled was insane today... at least he was cute in his gown”. Blue raspberry energy drink captures their hyper, breakcore, ArtFight, fursuit-making grind, echoing “shower to breakcore” and “also! now that i finished my final anyone have personal tips on how to start fursuit making / budget for it”. Vanilla cream foam reflects the agere and puppy softness they lean into with tweets like “btw my agere twt is @permapupryan” and “i am not into balloons or pool toys guys i promisee”, adding comfort atop the chaos. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their angel/otherkin and therian identity and love of sparkle, as when they say “i think im angelkin, specifically cherubim and principalities 😖 i was also dollkin might still be :3 these are so me” and “BTW. GUYS AM GREY WOLF NOW TOO AM SO WOLP”. This cocktail is strong, sweet with a spicy kick, and a little experimental—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Ryan’s defining traits are loyalty, caretaking, and steady effort rather than ambition or pure intellect, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. Their identity is wrapped up in being a young parent and partner, and they consistently center their child and boyfriend, like when they post about daycare and surgery costs and ask gently for small help: “since my sons surgery is coming up if anyone wants to donate $5 i can use towards his diapers + ibuprofen… id rlly appreciate it”. They show a very Hufflepuff sense of fairness and live‑and‑let‑live ethics, explicitly rejecting judgmental attitudes about appearance with tweets like “i think ppl should be able to dress how they want in day to day life”. Their feed is full of small, consistent acts of care and domestic responsibility — stocking the fridge for home and school (“fridge fully packed :3 feels good (5 milks + 3 juice for home and out, 1 water for school)”) and celebrating family moments like “my son is a year old !!!” — which reflects hard work and devotion more than daring or scheming. Even when stressed about money, college, and weight, their main focus is showing up for their kid and partner, a very Hufflepuff kind of steadfastness.

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The song that best suits them is Kitchen Sink by Twenty One Pilots. They are very openly a TØP fan, shown when they said they were “back in my twenty one pilots hyperfixation major mode” and got excited over “CONFIRMED KITCHEN SINK LYRICS 😭”. Kitchen Sink is about creating your own meaning to keep going, which fits with how they cope with heavy stuff like undiagnosed BPD, being a young trans parent, and grief (referencing their “angel baby” in their bio). Their timeline swings between self‑hate and dark humor about their body and eating, like “im so.. close.. 🥹” and joining a “toxic proana and sh server”, but also shows love and purpose in posts like “my son is a year old !!!” and asking for help with his surgery. That contrast—feeling alien, hurting, yet still building meaning through art, therian identity, fandom, and parenthood—is exactly the emotional core of Kitchen Sink.

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