phoss2501
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Your Simpsons character
The user's anti‑establishment vibe—'this society needs to collapse'—mirrors Bart’s classic disdain for adult authority. Their constant sarcasm and meme‑driven mockery, such as 'the Cold War never ended it just got Really Retarded' and 'nothingburger tbqh', echo Bart’s love of pranks and sharp one‑liners. The frequent use of short, dismissive interjections like 'lmao' and 'lol' alongside random images ('just got my Jimmy John's wrapped') reflects Bart’s impulsive, attention‑seeking style. Their cynical commentary on politics ('I do think there's something cosmically beautiful about Trump demolishing the east wing of the white house lol') shows the same rebellious, boundary‑pushing attitude Bart displays. Overall, the blend of rebellious humor, contempt for norms, and an irreverent tone fits Bart Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant stream of memes, jokes, and public commentary (e.g., 'coworker and I were talking and had the horrid realization that we were in the same /a/ con goer friend group a few years ago') shows a preference for external interaction, pointing to Extraversion. Their focus on abstract, speculative ideas such as 'The Cold War never ended it just got Really Retarded' and 'I do think there's something cosmically beautiful about Trump demolishing the east wing of the white house' indicates an Intuitive (N) style. They often evaluate situations with a detached, logical tone, as seen in 'funny watching markets trying to decide if this or the 0.25% is more important' and 'they rolled out the sneaky fake "most recent" so that Elon can forcefeed you wignat slop', reflecting a Thinking preference. The erratic, spontaneous posting pattern—jumping from political memes to personal grievances ('couldn't sleep for the last 3 hours I blame Sanae Takaichi') and launching ad‑hoc projects like 'starting a new Non aligned Movement for pro/anti shipping discourse'—suggests a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits align best with the ENTP type.

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Meme curator & political satirist. Accidental Anki master. I once ordered Jimmy John's after a meme. #Groyper #GameAwards– @phoss2501

Your signature cocktail
The Abyssal Cosmopolitan captures phöss's chaotic, meme‑driven worldview in a glass. Its vodka base nods to the aspiring cosmopolitan in the bio, while the bitter Campari reflects the tweet 'the Cold War never ended it just got Really Retarded'. A splash of absinthe adds a dissociative twist, echoing their comment 'AI voiced training videos have to be the most dissociating shit I've experienced'. Fresh lime juice gives a sharp bite that matches the sarcastic edge of 'this society needs to collapse', and a dash of activated charcoal darkens the drink to mirror the 'deep down' vibe and the line 'I should go insane'. The overall concoction feels like a rebellious toast to their non‑aligned, anti‑establishment spirit, as hinted by 'starting a new Non aligned Movement for pro/anti shipping discourse'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays ambition and a desire to shape discourse, as seen in "starting a new Non aligned Movement for pro/anti shipping discourse" and the critique "they rolled out the sneaky fake 'most recent' so that Elon can forcefeed you wignat slop and cuck fantasies". Their comments on political events, such as "the Cold War never ended it just got Really Retarded" and mocking "the fucking straight line of Liz Truss will always be hilarious", reveal a strategic, cunning perspective. This pattern of seeking influence, reveling in subversive insight, and showing a self‑preserving, ambitious attitude aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The aggressive, anti‑authority anthem “Killing in the Name” captures @phoss2501’s defiant vibe, especially their tweet “this society needs to collapse” and the self‑described “I’m the paid protestor”. The song’s repeated refrain “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” mirrors the user’s disdain for institutional control, as seen in posts about the CIA, FBI, and “the Cold War never ended it just got Really Retarded”. Their cynical humor and chaotic meme style—e.g., “I do think there’s something cosmically beautiful about Trump demolishing the east wing of the White House lol”—fit the raw, confrontational energy of the track. Overall, the lyrical focus on rebelling against power aligns perfectly with the user’s constant criticism of politics, media, and societal structures.

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