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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential troublemaker who delights in defying authority and flaunting crude humor. The user's tweet "I'm getting sick of these bullshit fucking haircuts..." mirrors Bart's disdain for rules and his frequent outbursts. Their desire to be "different" and to mock "normies" ("Freaking normies. I have to stay niche... I NEED to be different") aligns with Bart's constant rebellion against the status quo. The dark, self‑deprecating jokes about self‑harm ("What does cutting yourself feel like") and bizarre fears ("I have a fear of ghosts watching me jerk off") echo Bart's often gross, boundary‑pushing humor seen in episodes like "Treehouse of Horror". Overall, the combination of edgy language, chaotic content, and a yearning to stand out fits Bart's personality best among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s posts are largely introspective and solitary, such as "I have a fear of ghosts watching me jerk off" and "I unironically fall asleep to the thought of foids cuddling with me," indicating Introversion. Their language focuses on abstract, imaginative ideas and personal fantasies (e.g., "I was so loud tho holy" and "I had a dream where I had a vampire gf only because she needed my blood to survive"), showing a preference for Intuition over concrete detail. Emotional and value‑driven statements like "Freaking normies. I have to stay niche… I NEED to be different" and "at a certain point in life being a young and sensitive man can be a cruel experience" reveal a Feeling decision style. The erratic, spontaneous nature of their timeline, with rapid topic shifts and lack of systematic planning (e.g., "MOM CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY PLEASE" followed by "brooootal iq pill holy iqpill"), points to a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Illustrator & anime enthusiast, turning meme chaos into art. Once tried a DIY haircut after a meme—still laughing.– @phthonus66

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This cocktail, the Brutal Brushstroke, captures @phthonus66’s chaotic mix of dark humor and vivid creativity. The Absinthe gives it a bitter, unsettling edge echoing tweets like "I'm getting sick of these bullshit fucking haircuts I don't think I will be cutting my hair anymore" and "What does cutting yourself feel like". The splash of Blue Curaçao and Midori adds a neon palette that mirrors their love for drawing and "when bro puts on a full kigurumi cosplay of my waifu so we passionately make love and it's genuinely peak". A drizzle of grenadine mimics the "vampire gf" blood‑thirst and the "BRUTAL." vibe, while a top of energy drink reflects the constant binge‑consumption of content mentioned in "dreams are just another device that I can use to mindlessly consume content". Together the layers swirl like a frantic sketch, embodying the tweet "Freaking normies. I have to stay niche... I NEED to be different."

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets from @phthonus66 often reflect a desire for uniqueness and a non-conformist attitude, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness. For example, they express a need to stay 'niche' and feel 'nothing like y'all,' showcasing a strong desire to stand out from the crowd: 'Freaking normies. I have to stay niche... I NEED to be different.' Additionally, their provocative commentary on relationships and societal norms suggests a cunning approach to social dynamics, evident in 'Does anyone else act stupid on purpose because they're afraid of being perceived as stupid even though that logic doesn't make any sense.' These traits are indicative of a Slytherin personality, marked by their cleverness and strategic thinking.

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The song 'Stressed Out' by twenty one pilots fits @phthonus66 well, as it deals with themes of anxiety and the pressures of adulthood. The line 'Sometimes I just sleep all day, dreams are just another device that I can use to mindlessly consume content' reflects their struggle with feelings of futility and worries about the future. Additionally, the expression of wanting to return to simpler times resonates with 'No, this summer I'm going to change!' as it implies a desire for personal growth amidst challenges. The overall tone of confusion and seeking identity aligns with their tweets about feeling different from others and their existential reflections.

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