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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson—intense feelings, self-awareness, and big emotional swings mixed with niche passions. Like Lisa, they’re smart and self-critical, calling themself a “lazy bum” while talking about grades in tweets like “notice how im only failing in the studying subjects 👀 this is because I'm a lazy bum” and “dis math shit easy bruh i was worried for nothing”. Their identity struggles and desire to be ‘true to themself’—for example, “But I wanna be true to myself and go full jirai....”—mirror Lisa’s ongoing tension between fitting in and being authentic. The user is highly emotional and dramatic online, swinging from affection (“i love my autistic boyfriend”, “Oh my god bruh I love u wifies”) to despair and self-harm ideation (“I KEEP FUCKIJG THINGS UP IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”, “I wanna die actually”), which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic, internalized angst. Their fixation on specific media/characters and seeing themself in them—“maybe i am those neurodivergent that says 'insert character IS LITERALLY ME'”—also echoes Lisa’s habit of deeply identifying with causes, books, and fictional figures.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most content centers on inner feelings, their boyfriend, and online niche interests rather than broad socializing, e.g. “school feels so much longer now, i don't care yadayada i just wanna be with toki” and “watching toki play ds3 but lowk i don't remember jackshit so im js being an useless backseat driver or wtv”. They show a strong intuitive (N) bent: they dramatize experiences and identity in symbolic or exaggerated ways such as “im gods angel that he sent down to earth as a punishment im sorry for my sins” and fixate on aesthetic/identity concepts like going “full jirai” in “Trying to buy clothes but I'm so scared LOL… But I wanna be true to myself and go full jirai....”, which is more about self-image than concrete practicality. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-driven: they lead with emotions and relationships, as in “it doesn't feel right to call him my boyfriend sometimes cause he's more than that oooo oooo” and strong value judgments like “no? Fucktard Just using anyone for parfies Fuck off Don't piss me off”. They appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: they frequently procrastinate or act on impulses—“I'm skipping today 👅👅👅” and “two class of nothing burger whatever I'm just gonna watch tiktok”—and describe themselves as a “lazy bum,” suggesting a flexible, less-structured approach to obligations. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealization of love and aesthetics, symbolic self-concepts, and a spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle—INFP fits better than more externally organized or logic-prioritizing types like INFJ or INTP.

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Art gremlin & digital diary keeper. Once survived being asked if I’m okay because I “looked like I might pass out.” Currently: school, drawing, Toki.– @pIayfuImassacre

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Their defining trait across the timeline is intense loyalty and emotional devotion to the people they care about. They constantly express love and attachment to their boyfriend and friends, such as in “i love my autistic boyfriend”, “LOOKKELOKKELOIKKLOKKKK LALLALALALA IT'S ME AND MY BIYFRIENF LALALLAALALLALALALALALA”, and repeated affection like “iloveu wifies” and “Oh my god bruh I love u wifies”. Even when bothered by others, they make it clear they are committed, as in “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LEAVE ME ALONE LLALALALALLALALAA”, which shows a very Hufflepuff-style loyalty rather than opportunism. Their self-deprecating comments about being a “lazy bum” in “notice how im only failing in the studying subjects 👀 this is because I'm a lazy bum” and “i really wanna be cute... too bad I'm a lazy bum” suggest that, while they may struggle with motivation, they value the ideals of effort and self-improvement even if they feel they fall short. There is impulsivity and drama, but it’s consistently rooted in feelings about relationships and emotional bonds rather than ambition or a desire to lead, aligning them more with a sensitive, ride-or-die Hufflepuff than any other house.

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The chaotic mix of self-deprecation, morbid humor, and yearning in Teen Idle mirrors their timeline almost perfectly. They joke about self-destruction and body image in an over-the-top way, like “I WANT A SCALE I WANT A SCALE. if I'm still 40 kg I WILL SLIT MY WRIST” and “my fucking blade didn't even cut through my skin it just make me feel itchy fucking hell”, which fits the song’s themes of self-harm ideation, dissatisfaction, and dramatized teenage angst. At the same time, they’re very online, romantic, and clingy in a soft way, constantly talking about their boyfriend and wifies, like “it doesn't feel right to call him my boyfriend sometimes cause he's more than that oooo oooo” and “i love my autistic boyfriend”, echoing the song’s longing for intense, idealized experiences. Their love of looking sickly or ethereal, as in “i love the idea of me looking deathly sick all the time i wanna look like im about to die”, also aligns with Teen Idle’s romanticization of self-destruction. Overall, the song’s blend of depressive glamor, messy adolescence, and dramatic inner monologue is a strong match for their digital diary vibe.

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