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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, smart in a sideways way, and constantly mixing mischief with oddly sharp observations. Like Bart, he leans into delinquent humor and taboo jokes, for example when he posts things like “quando ela diz que gosta do elvis dai eu traio e espanco ela pra ela se sentir minha priscilla presley” and “quero comer logo minha prima demora muito na cozinha pqp”, which echo Bart’s boundary‑pushing, shock‑value gags. He has a self-aware, meta streak too, joking about games and simulation rules in “regra geral da simulacao: ou é construção social ou é seleção natural”, similar to how Bart often breaks the fourth wall or mocks adult logic. There’s also the teenage-slacker energy in posts about being high or broke, like “vou estar creeping thru da Woods cigsmoking lendo necronomicon nas streets do calçadão” and “quando eu ouço ela pedir as palavras 'grande' e 'duplo' mas eu legit só tenho 3 robson coelinhos no meu bolso”, which fits Bart’s perpetual underachiever vibe. Even the bio, “ferro na boneca pedrada na vidraça”, sounds like a grown-up Bart motto: always stirring trouble, but with a playful, jokey tone rather than outright malice.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): there are constant parties, formaturas, beach trips, band stuff and public antics, plus lots of friend references and photos, e.g. joking about carnival and being yelled at by their dad in “sonhei q pegava camisinha no carnaval e em casa meu pai abria a mochila e me dava bronca por agir contra a saúde pública da cidade” and posting about getting their friends to watch South Park in “como me sinto colocando south park pro cabeçudo assistir”. Their humor is conceptual and referential, pointing to Intuition (N): they spin memes out of philosophy, media and simulation themes like “regra geral da simulacao: ou é construção social ou é seleção natural” and mash Kierkegaard with shrimp in “Kierkegaard camarao”. The tone is blunt, irreverent and often darkly teasing, suggesting Thinking (T) over Feeling: see the savage hyperbole in “quando ela diz que gosta do elvis dai eu traio e espanco ela pra ela se sentir minha priscilla presley” or the deadpan jab at Marvel and Roosevelt in “Nunca perdoarei a Marvel o Franklin Roosevelt e sua política de boa vizinhança pelo q fizeramz com o pensamento critico de nós latinos”. Their lifestyle reads as chaotic, improvisational and exploratory, which aligns with Perceiving (P): they joke about creeping around high in public in “vou estar creeping thru da Woods cigsmoking lendo necronomicon nas streets do calçadão today been sick for days em plena luz de tarde fckkkk it”, and about last‑minute, high‑drama events like “hj vai dar muita merda na formatura manoooo pqp”. Overall, the mix of extroverted, meme‑driven banter, philosophical/abstract riffs, harsh but playful logic‑driven jokes, and loose, unplanned living fits ENTP most closely.

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Itajaí-based gamer & meme archivist. Once swapped study time for Metro Exodus in the dark—haven’t trusted hallways since. Opinions, photos & riffs.– @piclesrickzera

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This drink is built like a Santana Turbo in a plastic cup: deceptively playful, but it will absolutely total your night, just like his dilemma in “você prefere ter uma família que te ama uma esposa fiel e dois filhos estudiosos ou um Santana Turbo 2.0 eu com 18 anos”. The cachaça with green pepper hits as hard as the bio “ferro na boneca pedrada na vidraça” and his casual threats to 'enjaular a besta' in “subplot resolvido hora de enjaular a besta do stalking dnv”. Guaraná reduction captures his hyper meme-energy, the guy who goes from “Ei Morty eu me transformei num picles” to Kierkegaard shrimp in “Kierkegaard camarao” without blinking. Lime adds the sour, self-deprecating humor of “De boné pra frente me sinto o Mac de Marco só q da cracoladia”, cutting through the sweetness just like his jokes cut through any sentimental moment. The absinthe/herbal note nods to his late-night videogame + existential horror combo in “jogando esse metro exodus pela primeira vez agora minha casa no escuro ta dando um medo fodido” and “isso é Elysium”. Finally, the pickle brine ice cube is non‑negotiable: as it melts, the whole cocktail slowly 'turns into a pickle,' a liquid tribute to the chaos of “chatgpt wrRaped” and his whole @piclesrickzera persona.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a chaotic, performatively fearless Gryffindor more than anything else. He repeatedly throws himself into risky or confrontational situations for the story, like when he jokes about getting into a fight with a local group instead of staying home studying and frames it through Bully logic: “quando minha mãe reclama de eu me envolver em uma briga com um grupo da cidade e minha bicicleta estourar enquanto eu deveria estar em casa estudando então eu lowkey explico pra ela oq é Ps2 Bully 2006”. His timeline shows a pattern of impulsive, thrill‑seeking behavior—creeping around town sick and dramatic on purpose: “vou estar creeping thru da Woods cigsmoking lendo necronomicon nas streets do calçadão today been sick for days em plena luz de tarde fckkkk it”, and happily courting chaos at events: “hj vai dar muita merda na formatura manoooo pqp”. He frames himself in half‑ironic heroic terms ("Deus do raio" and dramatic self‑mythologizing photos: “Deus do raio”, “Carpe diem my captain sla kk”), which fits Gryffindor’s ego‑tinged courage more than Hufflepuff’s quiet loyalty or Ravenclaw’s studiousness. While there’s some wit and self‑awareness, his identity is much more about reckless experience, guts, and living out loud than about ambition or long‑term strategy, which points firmly toward Gryffindor rather than Slytherin.

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A song that best fits them is Scott Pilgrim vs. My GPA by Mom Jeans., with its mix of self-deprecating humor, weed, heartbreak, and slacker coming‑of‑age vibes. Their whole persona is chaotic and ironic, from the bio “ferro na boneca pedrada na vidraça” to posts like “vou estar creeping thru da Woods cigsmoking lendo necronomicon nas streets do calçadão today been sick for days em plena luz de tarde fckkkk it”. They joke about being a disaster in love and family contexts, like “sonhei q pegava camisinha no carnaval e em casa meu pai abria a mochila e me dava bronca por agir contra a saúde pública da cidade” and “quero comer logo minha prima demora muito na cozinha pqp”, echoing the song’s awkward young-adult relationships. Their references to alt/indie culture and irony, such as “Cara vc NN é a Ramona flowers de Itajaí” and gaming/nerd life like “Eu pausei meu videojogo para estar aqui”, line up perfectly with the song’s emo-indie aesthetic. The balance of sincere anxiety and clowning around in tweets like “fumar pedra deixa menos na neurose do que esperar o resultado individual da coperve depois de prestar o vestibular da ufsc pra um curso concorrido” mirrors the track’s mix of emotional vulnerability and sarcastic resignation.

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