
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Blake deeply resonates with Lisa Simpson due to their shared status as an anxious, socially conscious intellectual navigating a world they often find overwhelming. Like Lisa, Blake is a dedicated student who puts immense pressure on themselves, tweeting, “i’m so anxious because i’ve been all day studying for my exam”, while also finding solace in niche interests like “leftist spanish rapper[s]”. They both possess a sensitive, artistic soul, often feeling like an outsider who struggles to connect, asking “how to interact with oomfs without seeming awkward”. Ultimately, their shared combination of high intelligence, AuDHD traits, and a love for counter-culture music makes this Simpsons comparison a perfect fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
Blake explicitly identifies as an INFP in their promotional tweet, a label that aligns with their high levels of emotional expression and introspection. Their Introversion and Feeling traits are evident in how they openly share personal struggles, such as feeling “so anxious” or needing a “hug” when feeling horrible. The Intuition and Perceiving dimensions show through their artistic interests and spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style, often focusing on fandoms and abstract feelings over rigid schedules. Their sensitivity is further highlighted by their desire to be “kind to yourself” and their deep, emotional connection to music, predicting they will be “crying my eyes out” at a concert.

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18 | AuDHD. Exploring art, X-Men comics, and my Italian-Spanish roots. Ask me about the time I dropped my showerhead on my face while trying out new conditioner.– @piercetheblake_

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic, emo-tinged life of Blake, blending their Italian roots with the exhaustion of being a student who feels “like an unc” because their “back hurts”. The wine base matches their “red wine long sleeve shirt”, while the espresso provides the necessary jolt for someone who “woke up again with horrible migraines” at “fuckass 5 am”. It is a bitter-sweet, high-energy experimental concoction for someone who is “so anxious” but also “so gay”. Best served while “gerard way yapping on stage” plays in the background.

Your Hogwarts House
Blake’s primary focus is on community, interpersonal warmth, and supporting their 'oomfies,' which aligns perfectly with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and kindness. They consistently prioritize the well-being of others, tweeting, “i love you all oomfies awww aww i love you hugs for everyone/p” and encouraging their followers to “remember to be kind to yourself today.” Even through personal struggles like exams or migraines, they maintain a desire for connection and fairness, asking “how to interact with oomfs without seeming awkward” to ensure they are a good friend. Their dedication to their sister, whom they describe as “precious i love her sm /p,” further cements their identity as a person who values deep, loyal bonds above ambition or glory.

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This song is the quintessential anthem for Blake, who is deeply embedded in 'mcrtwt' and describes their life through a lens of adolescent angst, academic stress, and emotional transparency. Their frequent expressions of distress, such as “i’m feeling horrible” and “i’m so anxious”, mirror the song's themes of struggling to cope with daily life and school. The track's focus on non-conformity and intense emotion fits someone who identifies as a “fucking freak” and is counting down the days to see MCR in Madrid. Furthermore, the song’s dramatic energy matches Blake’s hyperbolic social media presence, where they oscillate between “crying my eyes out” over cute things and dealing with the chaos of everyday mishaps like “everything that could’ve gone wrong in the shower” happening at once.

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