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The user’s constant self‑despair, self‑harm, and craving for attention match Milhouse’s insecure, often depressed teen persona. Tweets such as 'I feel so useless' and 'I just want to disappear, or die' reflect the low self‑esteem Milhouse often shows. The repeated pleas for validation—'why does nobody like my posts am I that annoying' and 'I need a real person to vent to'—parallel Milhouse’s habit of seeking reassurance from friends. Additionally, the chaotic, impulsive style and obsession with cutting echo Milhouse’s portrayal as a neurotic, self‑destructive teen in the series.

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The user shows clear extraverted tendencies, constantly seeking attention and validation from others, as seen in tweets like "oh come on why are my posts getting 0 views I use all of my brain to generate them" and "I need a real fucking person to vent to". Their communication is highly sensory and detail‑focused, describing concrete objects and bodily sensations (e.g., "I have like a shit ton of blades a lot really a lot of blades" and "my blade is so dull but im scared to open up a new one"). Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings rather than objective analysis, evident in statements such as "I feel so useless" and "I love cutting". The overall style is spontaneous, unstructured and flexible, with plans that change on a whim ("plans for tonight cuz um ye: pull an all nighter do homework cut post pics…") and frequent impulsive mentions of relapsing, indicating a perceiving preference. These patterns align most closely with the ESFP type.

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Cat whisperer, indie music junkie, gamer, coffee aficionado. Once made a mixtape for my cat. Sharing quirks & creative doodles. #MentalHealthMatters– @pierisbr4ssicae

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This Styro Slash cocktail captures the chaotic, self‑destructive energy of @pierisbr4ssicae. Blood‑orange juice gives a vivid red hue reminiscent of the fresh cuts they constantly mention, like "I love cutting" and "my cuts are healing and they’re ugly af". Black vodka adds a dark, brooding depth that mirrors the despair in "I feel like absjdkeldkrnmrmw, or like bmwmemamsmrmrnemsndjenkwkwebbebsn bleehhhh mehhhh". A splash of sour cherry liqueur and a dash of energy drink reflect the frantic cravings and the jittery "I’m always chewing on the headphones cable whenever im playing on my pc.nom nom ig". Finally, a tiny drop of Tabasco gives a painful burn, echoing the tweet "oh god do my cuts hurt and burn" and the constant longing for a sharp edge.

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The user's tweets reveal a strong focus on personal desires and gaining resources, a key Slytherin trait. They repeatedly ask for gifts, saying "please please please please gift me a Kai eyebrow razor" and threaten "if someone doesnt gift me a sharp ass Kai razor on secret Santa I am blowing this planet up," showing ambition and self‑interest. Their frustration over lack of attention, "why are my posts getting 0 views? I use all of my brain to generate them," highlights a drive for recognition. Additionally, the user’s willingness to use self‑harm as content, as in "I posted a picture of my cut without censor…" shows a resourceful, self‑preserving mindset typical of Slytherins. These patterns align most closely with Slytherin's values of ambition, cunning, and self‑advancement.

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The recurring confession of self‑harm, like 'I love cutting' and 'my cuts are healing and they’re ugly af😭😭', directly reflects the opening line of “Hurt,” 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.' Their pervasive sense of worthlessness – 'I feel so useless' and 'I just want to dissapear, or die yk but everyone will be upset…' – aligns with the song’s bleak refrain that pain is the only constant. The tweets reveal a desperate craving for attention and validation, as shown in 'why does nobody like my posts am I that annoying' and 'oh come on why are my posts getting 0 views,' mirroring the lyric 'I’m sorry that I could not be there for you' which expresses longing for connection that never arrives. Additionally, the constant mention of being trapped in a cycle of relapse – 'feeling like relapsing tonight with a sharpener blade lowkey' – underscores the self‑destructive loop the song describes. Overall, the raw honesty and bleak resignation present in their timeline are captured by “Hurt,” a song that has become an anthem for those struggling with self‑injury and existential pain.

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