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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Comic Book Guy, who is defined by intense cynicism, niche subcultural obsession, and a tendency to generalize harshly about others. Like him, they speak in sweeping, contemptuous judgments about a whole group, e.g. “moids are uninteresting and brain dead typically with extremely limited sentience” and “moids are all evil and want ugly foids to kill themselves”. Their persona centers on grievance and perceived social injustice, such as “living as an ugly foid is one of the most miserable, hurtful, degrading, isolating experiences a human can have” and “incels don’t want a foid they prefer ridiculing them if they’re fat, ugly, without makeup, old…”. This mirrors Comic Book Guy’s perpetual victimhood narrative and bitter commentary on others’ perceived hypocrisy and privilege. Even their self-description as a “sub three femcel” and complaints like “i’m extremely alone and have close to no one in my life” parallel his combination of self-loathing and superiority complex. Like Comic Book Guy, they mix genuine loneliness with pointed, often hostile critique of the broader social landscape around dating and attractiveness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as Introverted: their timeline centers on loneliness, isolation, and not having people in their life rather than social excitement, e.g. “i’m extremely alone and have close to no one in my life” and “everyone leaves me”, and their attempts at connection are mostly online and one‑to‑one (e.g. directly asking for someone to date them) rather than broad socializing. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they generalize from personal pain into sweeping, abstract claims about gender and society, like “ugly moids would kill themselves if they had to be an ugly foid for just one hour…” and “‘male loneliness epidemic’ is caused by moids only chasing stacy”, showing a preference for big-picture narratives and patterns over concrete detail. They present as clearly Feeling over Thinking: their posts are emotionally charged, value‑laden judgments such as “moids are all evil and want ugly foids to kill themselves” and “living as an ugly foid is one of the most miserable, hurtful, degrading, isolating experiences a human can have”, prioritizing moral outrage and hurt feelings over detached logic. Finally, they lean Perceiving rather than Judging: there is little evidence of structured planning or orderly long‑term strategy; instead, their feed feels reactive and emotionally spontaneous—swinging from “i wish a moid would date me” to impulsive ideas like “i am going to hire a male escort” and “if there are any moids on the east coast… i am willing to pay up to $40 an hour for you to let me hug you”. All together, this points most strongly to INFP: an introverted, intensely value-driven, idealistic type whose emotional pain and moral judgments dominate their worldview, expressed in a fluid, unstructured, and highly personal way.

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Chronic overthinker researching loneliness, dating dynamics & beauty standards. Once got rejected by a 5'5" guy and turned it into a case study.– @pierodesukedo

Your signature cocktail
The overproof dark rum is the raw, overwhelming desperation and intensity behind offers like “i am willing to pay up to $40 an hour for you to let me hug you for a prolonged period of time”, hitting hard and fast. Campari adds a sharp bitterness that mirrors lines such as “moids are all evil and want ugly foids to kill themselves” and “moids aren’t lonely or oppressed it’s all a larp”. Black cherry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the vulnerable, romantic core in posts like “i wish a moid would date me” and “i’m extremely alone and have close to no one in my life”. The cold brew coffee is the sleepless, terminally online blackpill energy powering rants about how “living as an ugly foid is one of the most miserable, hurtful, degrading, isolating experiences a human can have”. Finally, a splash of soda water represents the thin, fizzy hope that someone might actually “ascend” with her, as in “i need an incel to ascend with”, making the drink look lighter and more playful than the pain at its core.

Your Hogwarts House
Pierodesukedo exhibits a core Slytherin preoccupation with hierarchy and status, specifically through her fixation on the 'blackpill' social ladder and her desire to 'ascend' within it. She displays a ruthless sense of self-preservation and tribalism, frequently gatekeeping suffering by claiming that "sub three foids are the real victims" while dismissing the struggles of others as a "larp." Her resourcefulness, albeit cynical, is seen in her willingness to manipulate social dynamics to get what she wants, such as when she offers "to pay up to $40 an hour" for human contact. Ultimately, her worldview is defined by a Slytherin-like ambition to be recognized as a "truecel" and a disdain for those she perceives as "fakecel" or weak-minded.

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The song Creep fits them because so much of their posting centers on feeling fundamentally undesirable and excluded from affection, like when they say they are a “sub three femcel” in their bio and tweet “living as an ugly foid is one of the most miserable, hurtful, degrading, isolating experiences a human can have”. The self-loathing and alienation in the lyrics mirror tweets such as “moids will never love sub three foids this is fact and they know this and don’t contest it either”. Their yearning for intimacy despite feeling unworthy aligns with posts like “i wish a moid would date me” and “if there are any moids on the east coast of the united states i am willing to pay up to $40 an hour for you to let me hug you for a prolonged period of time”. The bitterness toward those perceived as more attractive matches the resentful undertone of Creep, reflected in tweets like “moids only want blonde blue eyed stacy meanwhile femcels have no standards”. Overall, the song’s themes of insecurity, envy, and desperate longing parallel their ongoing narrative of being unwanted and overlooked.

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