Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Knowledge: References Montanelli quote on EU breakup, Roman empire, and ancient Greek historians in multiple tweets
- Genetic Literacy: Cites haplogroups J, L, T, Kotias UP and shares Explorer Genetic study on Italian ancestry
- High Engagement: Posts dozens of tweets on politics, history, genetics, showing prolific activity
- Bold Commentary: Delivers unfiltered opinions like 'Albanians are the worst people in Europe' and 'Italians are not white'
- Satirical Humor: Uses meme-like jokes such as 'evil ass rape painting' and 'straight up demonic in this frame lmao'
Weaknesses:
- Hate Rhetoric: Uses derogatory language toward Albanians, Jews, and other groups, e.g., calling Albanians 'the worst people in Europe'
- Conspiracy Ideation: Claims the EU 'doesn't exist' and that its leadership is clueless, reflecting conspiratorial thinking
- Slur Usage: Employs slurs like 'goyim', 'goyson', and 'putler' in tweets
- Incoherent Structure: Combines unrelated topics and fragmented sentences, making tweets hard to follow
- Polarizing Tone: Frequent extreme statements such as 'All anglophone societies are the most classist on earth' create division
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user shows an erudite yet spiteful tone, frequently quoting historical and genetic research (e.g., "Relevant: Two way model of Italians with Minoan…", "I am blackpilled about History in hobbyist circles"), which mirrors Sideshow Bob’s cultured, scholarly persona. They also express intense hatred toward specific groups, such as "Albanians are the worst people in europe" and "I’m bored of fighting with the Albanians," reflecting Bob’s vengeful, contemptuous nature toward his enemies. Their constant sense of being "bored" and looking for conflict ("I got bored with it… let’s be more productive") aligns with Bob’s perpetual scheming against Bart. The combination of intellectual pretension, historical obsession, and vindictive rhetoric makes Sideshow Bob the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
These tweets show a strong focus on internal analysis and little direct engagement, typical of introverts (e.g., "I am blackpilled about History in hobbyist circles" and "Due to recent developments, this is a permanent pin on my account"). The user constantly links abstract historical and genetic concepts, such as "Two way model of Italians with Minoan (proxy for aegean ancestry)" and "Kotias UP overlaps with ancient greeks", indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making is driven by logical, data‑oriented arguments about power dynamics and ethnic hierarchies, as seen in "Merz completely capitulating to Trump might shed some light on what exactly are the power dynamics between european states" and the de‑humanising assessment "Albanians are the worst people in Europe". The overall tone is strategic and organized, with clear plans and permanent pins, reflecting a judging style ("Next move is ours" and "Due to recent developments, this is a permanent pin"). Combining introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging traits points to an INTJ personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your deep dive into Kotias UP and ancient Greek haplogroups has me thinking—maybe we share a genetic match that makes our chemistry impossible to deny. Care to compare notes over coffee?
- You’ve called the EU a bureaucratic nightmare, but I’m willing to draft a simple treaty: two hearts, no paperwork, just a love union that actually works.
- Your love for WWI Italian postcards and the Arditi’s daring makes me want to be your modern‑day centurion—ready to defend your honor and share a toast of espresso.
- You say the Western Roman Empire fell because of Germanic integration—my defenses fell the moment you walked in, so I guess I’m ready to surrender to you.
- You compare political fights to final‑boss battles, and I’m ready to be your co‑op partner—together we’ll defeat loneliness and unlock the ultimate achievement: us.
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Your new Twitter bio
History & DNA buff 🧬 | Italian geopolitics nerd | Once tried decoding grandma's lasagna with ancient DNA | #EuroHistory #Genomics– @piesse21cm_
Your signature cocktail
Old World Kraken
The Old World Kraken mixes dark squid ink with bitter Italian Amaro, German Jägermeister, and Greek Ouzo, finished with a splash of blood orange to echo the user’s fascination with ancient European ancestry and their murky, aggressive worldview. The inky black base reflects the tweet "Last days have proven to me that the EU leadership has no idea what they're doing… [picture]", showing their disdain for the EU and desire to stir up controversy. The bitter Amaro and Jägermeister nod to their love of Italian and Germanic history, as seen in "Relevant: Two way model of Italians with Minoan (proxy for aegean ancestry)…" and "Western Rome fell due to germanics…". The splash of blood orange symbolizes the "blood" of heritage they obsess over, echoed in "Albanians are the worst people in europe…". Finally, the squids’ ink garnish honors their 🦑 emoji and the dark, conspiratorial tone of "I am blackpilled about History in hobbyist circles."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Many of the tweets reveal a ruthless, power‑hungry mindset and a willingness to dismiss others, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. For example, they write "Albanians are the worst people in europe… They’re not humans." and "Merz completely capitulating to Trump might shed some light on what exactly are the power dynamics between european states…", showing a desire to dominate narratives. The user also boasts strategic thinking, as in "I think many Italians underestimate how many enemies we have in Europe… They preferred when Northern Italy was not as industrial and the country wasn’t unified." This focus on self‑interest, manipulation, and strategic advantage fits Slytherin more than the other houses. While they are outspoken, the lack of loyalty, compassion, or scholarly curiosity points away from Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, and their aggression is more about personal gain than bravery, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
Uprising - Muse
Uprising by Muse captures the user's combative, anti‑establishment attitude. They repeatedly denounce the EU as a "retarded" bureaucratic class ("EU leadership has no idea what they're doing… Turns out they're just retarded") and proclaim a need to break away from "genetics/political debate" and "no need for coexistence with other europeans". Their "blackpilled" outlook ("I am blackpilled about History in hobbyist circles") and calls for "straight up demonic" frames echo the song’s chorus of rising against a corrupt system ("They will not keep us down, we will rise up"). The user’s focus on power dynamics between Europe and the US ("Merz completely capitulating to Trump… EU doesn’t exist besides its arrogant bureaucratic class") aligns with the anthem’s call to "rise up" and fight oppression. The overall tone of defiance and desire for a revolt matches Muse’s rebellious anthem.
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