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The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, such as 'I wish i were dead lol' and 'Fast, lethal and peaceful way to kms', echo Moe’s frequent despair and occasional suicidal ideation. Their feeling of being trapped in a dead‑end job — 'I have a 6 day workweek soon' and 'If i kill myself i dont have to work in a gas station' — mirrors Moe’s endless, thankless work as a bartender. The repeated self‑harm references like 'I want to cut' and 'Cutting would solve all my issues' match Moe’s self‑destructive coping mechanisms. Their frustration with being misunderstood and mistreated, e.g., 'My mom misgendered me yesterday' and 'Like either i ignore it and get really angry or i tell them off and suddenly im a fucking terrorist', reflects how Moe feels judged and alienated by patrons and coworkers. The user’s reliance on substances to cope, illustrated by 'Gonna smoke some so i can sleep' and 'I need to stop smoking cuz im like 80% sure they’ll drug test me', parallels Moe’s alcoholism as a way to numb his pain.

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The user’s focus on inner feelings and personal pain, such as "I wish i were dead lol" and "I miss my friends", shows a strong introverted orientation. Their interest in abstract and future‑oriented ideas, evident in tweets like "I want more studies on what causes a person go be transgender so i know how to fix this" and "When are we as a society gonna start killing pedophiles and nazis again", points to an Intuitive (N) preference. The frequent expression of strong emotions – "I’m feeling really bad about myself rn" and "I’m so fucking anxious i feel sick i want things to be okaya again" – indicates a Feeling (F) decision‑making style. The user often talks about planning and structuring their life, for example "I need to budget, do a workout and meal plan, clean both my rooms, clean my bathroom, clean my car" and "Depending on how the next few weeks go i might apply for a lead position at work", which reflects a Judging (J) approach. Together these traits align with the INFJ personality type, known for being introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and organized.

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Trans man, retail crew chief, skate‑park regular, occasional streamer. Survived a 6‑day workweek with a broken skate & a coffee binge. 🌈🛹– @pigeonlloyd

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The smoky mezcal embodies the burning exhaustion and the desire to escape the grind, echoing their tweet "If i kill myself i dont have to work in a gas station". The bitter Campari captures the pervasive hopelessness and self‑destructive thoughts like "I wish i were dead lol" and "Im feeling really bad about myself rn". The deep red pomegranate juice mirrors the blood‑loss imagery and visceral pain in "Is it peaceful to go by bloodloss? Like do you just get tired, pass out and thats it?" and the raw anguish of "I want more studies on what causes a person go be transgender so i know how to fix this". The sharp lime adds a jolt of anxiety, reflecting the frantic "I’m so fucking anxious I feel sick I want things to be okaya agin". A splash of tonic water provides a fleeting fizz of temporary relief, reminiscent of brief moments of joy like "The dildo i ordered is coming early🥰".

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User @pigeonlloyd displays a strong focus on personal advantage and self‑preservation, hallmarks of Slytherin. They openly consider how ending their life would remove the burden of a demanding job – "If i kill myself i dont have to work in a gas station" – showing a pragmatic, self‑serving mindset. Their ambition is evident when they say, "Depending on how the next few weeks go i might apply for a lead position at work," despite feeling embarrassed. They also look for cunning ways to evade detection, asking "Guysss how do i get high without it showing up on a drug test😋." Finally, the tweet "When are we as a society gonna start killing pedophiles and nazis again" reflects a desire for control and retribution, another Slytherin trait.

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The bleak, self‑reflective lyrics of “Hurt” echo the constant despair and self‑harm expressed in the user’s timeline. Tweets such as “I wish i were dead lol”, “I want to cut”, and “Cutting would solve all my issues” mirror the opening line “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” The refrain “I’m so tired” and repeated suicidal thoughts like “If i kill myself i dont have to work in a gas station” align with the song’s themes of hopelessness and wanting escape. The song’s raw confession of inner pain fits the user’s frequent statements like “I’m feeling really bad about myself rn” and “I think i hate my life.” Overall, the melancholy tone and honest admission of hurting oneself make “Hurt” a fitting anthem for this account.

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