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Your Simpsons character
Captain Philips II is similar to Barney Gumble, the perpetually drunk friend of Homer Simpson. Both enjoy drinking excessively, with Captain Philips II mentioning 'Drinking a gold 4loko' and Barney being a regular at Moe's Tavern. Both are also somewhat crude and unrefined, with Captain Philips II making potentially offensive jokes and Barney often engaging in boorish behavior. Like Barney, Captain Philips II seems to value his friendships, as evidenced by his shoutout to his fraternity brothers. Both characters seem to have a lack of ambition beyond their immediate pleasures.

Your MBTI personality Type
Captain Philips II seems to embody the ESTP (Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) personality type. His bio mentioning 'Drunk Uber Driver' suggests a thrill-seeking and spontaneous nature, typical of ESTPs. His tweets often focus on concrete experiences and immediate pleasures, aligning with the 'Sensing' preference. His blunt and unfiltered opinions, such as 'If you tell your waiter how you want your burger cooked, you suck', reflect a 'Thinking' approach to decision-making. His adaptable and opportunistic nature is evident in his 'scammed a stripper last night' tweet, showcasing the 'Perceiving' trait.

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Vols enthusiast | Navigating autism with beer and questionable jokes | Part-time Uber driver, full-time chaos agent | Just trying to unlock life's greatest side quest | Views are my own (and probably offensive)– @pikappaalpha422

Your signature cocktail
The 'Frat House Fallout' cocktail embodies Captain Philips II's chaotic and fratty spirit. The Busch Light represents his preference for cheap beer, as expressed in his 'Grow up and order a Busch light like a man' tweet. The vodka and Red Bull add a jolt of energy, reflecting his 'Drunk Uber Driver' persona. The splash of 4Loko provides a touch of reckless abandon. The gummy bears add a childish element, suggesting a playful side beneath his crude exterior. It's a drink that's both potent and unapologetically trashy.

Your Hogwarts House
Given Captain Philips II's sometimes questionable ethics and dark humor, he would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His 'scammed a stripper last night' tweet suggests a cunning and self-serving attitude, traits often associated with Slytherin. His ambition to be a 'PE Teacher, peewee football coach, bartender at a run down tavern on the weekend' reflects a desire for power and influence, even on a small scale. While he may have some redeeming qualities, his Slytherin tendencies seem to outweigh the virtues of other houses. 'Taking a page out of the hangover this weekend. (I’m gonna Roofy my friends)' is not a Gryffindor behavior.

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This song's themes of drunken camaraderie and embracing one's less-than-refined lifestyle align with Captain Philips II's personality. His 'Thankful for these boys today. Drinking a gold 4loko Thinking about yall' tweet reflects the song's celebration of friendship. The song's rowdy, unapologetic tone matches his own blunt and sometimes offensive sense of humor. The song's setting in a dive bar resonates with his aspiration to be a 'bartender at a run down tavern on the weekend'.

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