Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative dedication: Spends significant time "going frame by frame on movies" and "lock in to make dalton edit" for their fandom.
- Self-aware humor: Admits they look crazy because a post "showed up as a link instead of an actual picture".
- Passionate enthusiast: Shows intense loyalty to interests, claiming to be "obsessed with point break" and watching it four times.
- Knowledge seeking: Expresses a genuine interest in "medical fun facts about the human organs" outside of formal study.
- Appreciative observer: Notices small character details like being "nonchalant" or "one and a half apple tall".
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Admits they want to "nap for 16 hours or play games" instead of working on edits.
- Impulsive communication: Frequently tweets thirsty or "perverted" comments that they later "delete".
- Hyperfixation: Admits being "jakepilled" to the point of being unable to think about other things.
- Emotional repression: Describes themselves as "emotionally constipated" and struggling to express feelings through crying.
- Disorganized workflow: Does not understand "versioning files" and prefers keeping everything in one original file.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user is a dedicated fanboy with a self-deprecating streak who is frequently overwhelmed by his own intense obsessions and physical clumsiness. He displays a mix of dramatic pining and social awkwardness, often lamenting his bad luck with technology or his own emotional state, such as when he admits, “tragic how someone so beautiful (me) is going through so much right now”. His hyper-fixation on a specific idol mirrors Milhouse’s loyalty to Radioactive Man, seen in his desperate need for Road House content: “I WAS SLEEPING NOBODY WOKE ME UP TO TELL ME THE TRAILER IS OUT???? YALL ARE FAKE”. Ultimately, his blend of being a “lowkey... sad whiny ouppy...” and a “nerd” who struggles with daily life perfectly captures the lovable loser energy of Springfield's favorite sidekick.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@pilotkelsons exhibits a strong Introverted (I) and Perceiving (P) nature, often tweeting about solitary hobbies like editing, playing games, or sleeping, and admitted “having a friend group on this app must be fund” from the outside. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their vivid dream life, such as “accidentally calling hannibal dad” or imagining backstory for fictional characters. They prioritize Feeling (F), expressing intense emotional reactions to media, like feeling “so sick” over a movie edit or being “emotionally constipated”. Their lack of structure and spontaneous shifts in focus—like “announcing retirement” only to immediately change plans—points to a classic Perceiving (P) preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Road House 2 trailer? Because I’ve been losing sleep waiting for you to finally drop into my life.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Windows Bluetooth driver—I’ll never disappear when you need me most.
- I’m not a crypto bro, but I’d definitely invest all my time in ‘Dalton-posting’ with you.
- Forget the steamed buns; you’re the only treat I need to have a good morning, everybunny.
- If you’re feeling emotionally constipated, you can always come cry on my shoulder—I promise not to be nonchalant about it.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital editor & film enthusiast. Once mistook a TikTok bible study for a movie trailer, now I just analyze frame rates and the cinematic genius of Jake Gyllenhaal.– @pilotkelsons
Your signature cocktail
The Road House Backshot
This cocktail is designed for the ultimate 'jakepilled' daredevil, capturing the chaotic energy of someone who says “i have something perverted to say”. The high-proof base mirrors their intense obsession with Dalton, because while the drink is strong, they’ll still want it “like an addict”. The spicy rim represents their “red shirt supremacy”, while the melon notes reference their love for “melon milkis” after a long day of editing. It’s served cold as hell because, as they noted, “i just showered its cold as hell”, making it the perfect companion for a “sad whiny ouppy” marathon.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Pilotkelsons exhibits a focused, ambitious obsession with specific aesthetic goals, particularly in their drive to “lock in to make dalton edit”. They display a strong sense of self-preservation and a touch of ruthlessness when they warn a content thief to “count your days” or admit to having “something perverted to say” without hesitation. Their resourcefulness is evident in their technical critiques of editing, such as noticing how “the filters i put on the pics i post only looks good on laptop”. This combination of hyper-fixated ambition, cunning humor, and a unapologetic desire for what they want makes them a clear fit for Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
The song Obsessed perfectly captures @pilotkelsons' intense, tunnel-vision fixation on actor Jake Gyllenhaal, specifically his role as Elwood Dalton. They describe their interest in addictive terms, tweeting “i still want him like an addict” and admitting that their “obsession so bad i can pinpoint exactly which dalton scenes are being used in edits”. Much like the song's themes of deep scrutiny, they spend their time “going frame by frame on movies” to analyze every detail. Ultimately, they are fully self-aware of their spiral, stating “jake gyllenhaal is in my brain too much lately i can't think about anything else”.
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