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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, this user is a dedicated fanboy with a self-deprecating streak who is frequently overwhelmed by his own intense obsessions and physical clumsiness. He displays a mix of dramatic pining and social awkwardness, often lamenting his bad luck with technology or his own emotional state, such as when he admits, “tragic how someone so beautiful (me) is going through so much right now”. His hyper-fixation on a specific idol mirrors Milhouse’s loyalty to Radioactive Man, seen in his desperate need for Road House content: “I WAS SLEEPING NOBODY WOKE ME UP TO TELL ME THE TRAILER IS OUT???? YALL ARE FAKE”. Ultimately, his blend of being a “lowkey... sad whiny ouppy...” and a “nerd” who struggles with daily life perfectly captures the lovable loser energy of Springfield's favorite sidekick.

Your MBTI personality Type
@pilotkelsons exhibits a strong Introverted (I) and Perceiving (P) nature, often tweeting about solitary hobbies like editing, playing games, or sleeping, and admitted “having a friend group on this app must be fund” from the outside. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their vivid dream life, such as “accidentally calling hannibal dad” or imagining backstory for fictional characters. They prioritize Feeling (F), expressing intense emotional reactions to media, like feeling “so sick” over a movie edit or being “emotionally constipated”. Their lack of structure and spontaneous shifts in focus—like “announcing retirement” only to immediately change plans—points to a classic Perceiving (P) preference.

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Digital editor & film enthusiast. Once mistook a TikTok bible study for a movie trailer, now I just analyze frame rates and the cinematic genius of Jake Gyllenhaal.– @pilotkelsons

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This cocktail is designed for the ultimate 'jakepilled' daredevil, capturing the chaotic energy of someone who says “i have something perverted to say”. The high-proof base mirrors their intense obsession with Dalton, because while the drink is strong, they’ll still want it “like an addict”. The spicy rim represents their “red shirt supremacy”, while the melon notes reference their love for “melon milkis” after a long day of editing. It’s served cold as hell because, as they noted, “i just showered its cold as hell”, making it the perfect companion for a “sad whiny ouppy” marathon.

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Pilotkelsons exhibits a focused, ambitious obsession with specific aesthetic goals, particularly in their drive to “lock in to make dalton edit”. They display a strong sense of self-preservation and a touch of ruthlessness when they warn a content thief to “count your days” or admit to having “something perverted to say” without hesitation. Their resourcefulness is evident in their technical critiques of editing, such as noticing how “the filters i put on the pics i post only looks good on laptop”. This combination of hyper-fixated ambition, cunning humor, and a unapologetic desire for what they want makes them a clear fit for Slytherin.

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The song Obsessed perfectly captures @pilotkelsons' intense, tunnel-vision fixation on actor Jake Gyllenhaal, specifically his role as Elwood Dalton. They describe their interest in addictive terms, tweeting “i still want him like an addict” and admitting that their “obsession so bad i can pinpoint exactly which dalton scenes are being used in edits”. Much like the song's themes of deep scrutiny, they spend their time “going frame by frame on movies” to analyze every detail. Ultimately, they are fully self-aware of their spiral, stating “jake gyllenhaal is in my brain too much lately i can't think about anything else”.

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