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Lisa fits best because she’s sharp, opinionated, and deeply attached to her niche interests and media, much like this user’s intense investment in games and fandom analysis, for example their detailed takes on Honkai and Genshin such as “nah dottore’s motivations as a villain are boring as fuck sorry i don’t care”. Lisa is also someone who feels isolated or out of step with others, which mirrors posts about losing friends and feeling disconnected, like “it does kinda suck that while i’m still playing for patches, ffxiv was mainly a game that i played with friends and now i don’t really get to do that anymore so like. what’s really the point i guess”. The user’s mix of vulnerability and self-awareness, shown in tweets like “can’t sleep cause trying to just makes me think about the stupid recent friend group shit and then i start crying”, fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel things very deeply. At the same time, their readiness to call people out and set boundaries—“i block people who don’t pass the vibe check” and “can we not use actual leaker's names for jokes or.......”—matches Lisa’s moral backbone and willingness to stand apart from the crowd. Overall, they read as a jaded, very-online, fandom-poisoned Lisa Simpson: smart, critical, socially burned, but still genuinely passionate about the things they love, like “I LOVE CURRENCY WARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most posts are about solitary media consumption (games, anime, theories) and inner emotional states rather than social events, and they strongly value distance and privacy, e.g. blocking and avoiding drama: “i block people who don’t pass the vibe check.”, “like idk me going out of my way to not involve other people… simply so there wouldnt BE any drama”, and “only saying anything here cause nobody is on twitter anymore so if they see this that’s on them for being a paranoid and obsessed stalker”. They are clearly iNtuitive, gravitating to theories, patterns, and meta-analysis across fandoms, such as classpect theory and symbolic details: “life ly’lac this, doom ly’lac that… i think that’s Interesting…………….. i think that Means Something….. what does it mean? heh well… who’s to say….” and “my take on new classpecting stuff reveal is that the main distinction between active and passive is: do you use your aspect or do you let it use you?”. Their values and reactions are strongly Feeling-oriented: they cut ties over being treated poorly and emphasize red flags, gratitude, and ethics over detached logic, as in “lowkey i recently dropped several people over an interaction that was just basically them saying this to me” and “even thinking this shit about fictional characters is a HUGE red flag. 'they should be grateful' VOMITS”. They read as more Perceiving than Judging: they often lament lack of structure or stability in social life and games, speak in a very stream-of-consciousness, spontaneous style, and show some difficulty with long-term planning (e.g. in FFXIV and gacha pulls) rather than rigid organization, as in “i think it’s very possible that i’m just never going to play 14 again… i can just consume the story by watching someone else now” and the many impulsive, emotionally charged takes like “i hate genshin community so bad lmfao”. Putting these together, the best fit is INFP: a private, value-driven, theory-loving person who reacts intensely to perceived injustice and interpersonal mistreatment, uses fandom as an outlet for imagination, and prefers to keep options open rather than rigidly plan their life and hobbies.

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Mae · 26 · they/them. Media analyst trapped in gacha hell. Once named a cat Samuel III with no I or II and never looked back.– @pilotlighting

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This drink hits hard and fast like their gacha obsession and late-night gaming, mixing overproof rum and espresso for the sleepless intensity of “i LOVE CURRENCY WARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” and the emotional spiral of “can’t sleep cause trying to just makes me think about the stupid recent friend group shit and then i start crying”. The matcha-honey syrup nods to their green-and-gold aesthetic fixation in “its the green, the black hair, the gold eyes oughhh” while keeping a gentle sweetness under the bite. Yuzu soda brings a bright, chaotic fizz that matches their multifandom whiplash and sharp commentary like “i hate genshin community so bad lmfao” and “this site is barely functional”. A dash of saline represents the salt from their timeline curation and vibe-check blocks, echoing “i block people who don’t pass the vibe check.”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim with edible gold flakes mirrors their goth-adjacent, ouroboros brain-rot aesthetic and love of dramatic designs in posts like “this durandal is so…. woah 🤯” and the void-obsessed hype of “Waiting… void archives…”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is a sharp sense of boundaries and self‑preservation. In their bio they state they "block people who don’t pass the vibe check," and they follow through on that by dropping people over ongoing mistreatment, noting they "recently dropped several people" after a pattern of rudeness and gaslighting — the last straw described in “lowkey i recently dropped several people over an interaction...” shows a willingness to cut ties decisively rather than endure discomfort. They react with contempt toward behavior they see as harmful or manipulative, like calling a take "the typical abuser speech" and a "HUGE red flag" in “the typical abuser speech omg i feel bad for anyone who gets in a relationship with these people...”, which reflects a protective, almost gatekeeping instinct about who is safe to be around. They also show calculated, long‑term thinking in games (planning around reruns and specific units instead of impulse pulling) in “pretty much unless someone absolutely stuns me... i will mostly be looking out for reruns or void archives LOL”, which maps well onto Slytherin’s strategic mindset. Their posts about being careful with drama, like trying to avoid involving others so "there wouldnt BE any drama" while others stir it up anyway in “like idk me going out of my way to not involve other people...”, show a desire to control social fallout and protect their own peace. Overall, the combination of defensive blocking, willingness to sever connections, strategic planning, and strong self‑protective instincts is most consistent with Slytherin.

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Their mix of intense fandom brainrot, self-deprecating humor, and hurt feelings over friendships fits the dramatic, emotionally cathartic tone of Welcome to the Black Parade. They call themselves “i am so cringefail” in their bio and joke about hyperfixations like Honkai and Genshin, while also going off with strong, opinionated takes such as “i hate genshin community so bad lmfao” and “STOP CALLING VOID ARCHIVES LUOCHA SP OH MY FUCKING GOD…”, which aligns with the song’s theatrical intensity. Underneath that, there’s real pain and loneliness, like “can’t sleep cause trying to just makes me think about the stupid recent friend group shit and then i start crying” and “it does kinda suck that while i’m still playing for patches, ffxiv was mainly a game that i played with friends and now i don’t really get to do that anymore”, echoing the song’s themes of loss, growing up, and carrying on. Even their resigned, slightly bitter humor about social media and drama, like “like idk me going out of my way to not involve other people… and yet other people are going out of their way to make it drama is gross to me.”, fits the anthem of someone who’s been through it but is still marching on. Overall, the song’s balance of melodrama, vulnerability, and stubborn resilience mirrors how they tweet about both their fandom obsessions and their personal life.

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