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Lemmy's love of beer, his simple pleasures, and his tendency to make impulsive decisions make him a perfect match for Homer Simpson. His tweet about 'Every single time I’ve ordered anything other than chicken tikka masala, I’ve wished I had ordered chicken tikka masala' shows his love of simple pleasures, just like Homer loves donuts. His tweet about 'Getting fucked up on sumatriptan' shows his willingness to take risks and make impulsive decisions, just like Homer often does. His tweet about 'I love being very sleepy and in bed' shows his love of comfort and laziness, just like Homer.

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Dog lover, sports enthusiast, and lover of all things controversial. I also enjoy a good Pink Russian. Hit me up if you want to talk about the Broncos, The Killers, or why it's okay to give your dog beer.– @pimptellectual

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Lemmy's cunning, ambition, and willingness to break rules make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. His tweet about 'using the keg tap to pump my stomach' shows his willingness to take risks and bend the rules. His tweet about 'I long to be an injured cowboy' suggests a desire for power and control. His tweet about 'I'm going to make my wife watch Django Unchained with me and she's going to hate it' shows his willingness to manipulate others to get what he wants. These traits are all hallmarks of Slytherin, a house that values ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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Lemmy's rebellious attitude, his love of rock music, and his tendency to get into trouble make him a perfect match for 'You Really Got Me' by The Kinks. His tweet about 'I'm going to shoot John Lennon' shows his rebellious attitude and willingness to push boundaries, just like the song's lyrics about wanting to rebel against authority. His tweet about 'This is your DJ, X. That was Good Music you Enjoy. Now let’s mix things up with some Dogshit that Sucks' shows his love of rock music and his willingness to challenge the status quo, just like The Kinks did in the 1960s. His tweet about 'I'm going to bed early to please God' shows his tendency to get into trouble, just like the song's lyrics about wanting to rebel against society.

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