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The tweets reveal persistent depressive thoughts, suicidal ideation, and self‑harm, such as "Might as well just die" and "I'm at the nail salon and forgot my scars are visible bout to kms", which mirror Moe Szyslak’s chronic loneliness and his occasional suicidal contemplation in episodes like "Moe Baby Blues". The user also writes "I forgot I have exams this week and I've been cutting my wrists I'm so fucked", echoing Moe’s self‑destructive behavior. Their reference to a "shed" community and seeking "moots" parallels Moe’s role as the bartender of a low‑key bar where other depressed characters gather. The constant focus on body image and fasting, e.g., "Istg fasting is easier when u got no friends to tell you to eat", reflects Moe’s insecure, self‑deprecating humor about his appearance. Together these patterns of isolation, self‑harm, and yearning for connection align most closely with Moe Szyslak.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, preferring solitude and limiting interaction, as seen in "No DNI but might block if uncomfy!!!!" and "I'm in my mom's car alone I hope I suffocate". Their focus on concrete, sensory details such as "1,252 cals today might kms later" and "I hate living in a warm place ... 37 degrees out" points to a Sensing preference. Emotional decision‑making is evident in statements like "I swear I'm still alive because I still have faith in seeing my father again" and "Better yet because of your own boyfriend AND best friend?! 💞", reflecting a Feeling orientation. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style, with tags like "Day 1!!!" and remarks about forgetting exams, shows a Perceiving lifestyle. Overall, these patterns align best with an ISFP type.

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College sophomore studying psychology, coffee addict, once survived a 24‑hour gaming marathon with only ramen. 🌿 #EDAwareness #MentalHealth– @pinkblo0d_ilyyy

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This cocktail, called 'Angel's Bloodshed', mixes the darkness of black vodka with the vivid splash of blood orange juice, echoing Andrey's frequent references to blood and self‑harm like 'Might as well just die' and 'I'm at the nail salon and forgot my scars are visible bout to kms 😋'. The lavender syrup adds a fleeting hint of hope, mirroring the hopeful line 'I swear I'm still alive because I still have faith…'. A pinch of activated charcoal and bitters gives an earthy, heavy finish that reflects the gritty, raw vibe of their #shedtwt posts and the feeling of being stuck in 'Hell'. The drink’s bitter‑sweet balance captures the contrast between the tender 'I love you :3' moments and the darker, self‑critical tweets. Each sip is a reminder of the complex mix of pain, longing, and fleeting joy that defines this user’s timeline.

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Hufflepuff values loyalty, kindness, and a strong sense of community. Andrey repeatedly seeks support from the #shedtwt community, as shown in "I need #shedtwt moots please I need advice on what the hell to do in sh and ed I'm fucking crying" and "I'll make a profile when I remember. Maybe later #promotwt #shtwt #edtwt #shedtwt #moothunt ♡/comment and I'll follow back 🔪". They also express deep care for family, saying "I swear I'm still alive because I still have faith in seeing my father again, my mom smiling at me telling me how proud of me she really is and hugging me because she wanted to, not because I asked; my brother and sisters looking after me". Their consistent engagement with supportive hashtags and desire to stay connected despite personal turmoil reflects the Hufflepuff emphasis on perseverance, empathy, and loyalty.

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The song's opening line "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" mirrors the user's frequent mentions of self‑harm, such as 'I forgot I have exams this week and I've been cutting my wrists I'm so fucked…' and 'I'm at the nail salon and forgot my scars are visible bout to kms 😋.' The refrain "What have I become?" reflects their feeling of being a burden and hopeless, evident in 'My cousin is screaming at my grandma and my aunt that I'm a burden to the family yayyy' and 'I'm in my mom's car alone I hope I suffocate... I want to fucking die.' The song's raw admission of despair aligns with their explicit suicidal thoughts, like 'Might as well just die' and 'Crying, screaming, throwing up… Can't wait to get home and cut myself to pieces!' Their struggle with eating disorders and self‑destruction is echoed in lines such as '1,252 cals today might kms later' and 'Istg fasting is easier when u got no friends… Can't wait to live alone and starve myself,' which parallel the lyric "The needle tears a hole." Overall, "Hurt" captures the combination of self‑inflicted pain, longing for escape, and a desperate search for meaning that permeates their timeline.

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