Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about feelings and mental health, like relating to Ash in Fantastic Mr. Fox and crying when their therapist watched it for them “lembrei do dia que eu disse sobre fantastico senhor raposo pra minha psicologa...”.
- Loyal-fan: Deep, consistent passion for bands/films (Beatles, Oasis, Deftones, Joji, films, Letterboxd) across many tweets such as “pqp eu amo os beatles...” and “EU AMO FILMES RAHWWWWWWWW”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows warmth toward friends, like being proud of Julia’s first day at college “A julia mostrando o primeiro dia dela na faculdade, to me sentindo uma mae orgulhosa” and bonding over smoking or concerts with friends.
- Humorous-dramatic: Uses exaggeration and dark humor to tell stories, e.g. the cockroach incident “UMA BARATA ENTROU NO MEU QUARTO, SUBIU NO MEU PÉ...” and joking about the typical ‘capitalism vs communism’ classmate “Aquele colega da faculdade q sempre volta o assunto da aula pro capitalismo e comunismo”.
- Culturally-engaged: Actively follows politics, media, and music—talking about Lula/Trump “vou ter q ir pro eua eu mesma e matar o trump, diga as ordens companheiro lula” and referencing films, anime, games, and albums throughout the timeline.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-talk: Frequently uses suicidal or violent language about themself, like “A vontade imensurável de se matar quando editam brokeback com mitski” and “Vou dar um tiro na minha cara na frente da Raquel”.
- Harsh-aggression: Directs intense anger outward, such as threatening strangers over football “Se o Corinthians perder eu mato um na rua” and telling people to “QUEIMEM NO INFERNO” over Letterboxd tastes “QUEIMEM NO INFERNO JUNTO COM SUAS CONTAS DO LETTERBOX...”.
- Negative-self-image: Expresses strong self-hatred and lack of worth, e.g. “Aquele momento do mês q vc lembra q nao merece estar viva” and “Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso”.
- Stress-reactive: Academic and life pressure quickly escalates into despair, like panicking over exams and readings “gente sera q tem como estudar pra materia mais dificil do semestre em apenas 6 hrs” and “É prova, é eu tendo q aprender musica de natal, é anemia...”.
- Health-neglect: Mentions anemia, smoking as dinner, and pushing through physical pain, such as “As vezes um cigarrinho dps da aula é janta” and working after a bar of iron injures their foot “Uma barra de ferro caiu no meu pé ontem...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-emotional, politically opinionated, and constantly overwhelmed by school. Like Lisa, they swing between humor and despair about mental health and identity, saying things like “Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso” and “aquele momento quando vc tem seu primeiro relapso pos parar de ir no psicologo e vc percebe q voltou a estar sozinha com esses pesamentos”. Their life is dominated by studying and academic stress, as in “gente sera q tem como estudar pra materia mais dificil do semestre em apenas 6 hrs” and “EU NÃO SEI, EU NÃO SEI COMO SE ESCREVE A HISTÓRIA PAUL VEYNE ME DEIXA EM PAZ”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever anxiety. They also have strong left-leaning, anti-Trump and pro-empathy politics, seen in “Não ta dando eu vou ter q ir pro eua eu mesma e matar o trump, diga as ordens companheiro lula” and “'Não sei oq eu fiz pra ter filhos de esquerda' Porra amg não é sobre isso é sobre vc não ter empatia ao próximokkkkkkmmmmmm”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. Finally, their intense love for music, films, and niche fandoms—like “pqp eu amo os beatles como pode uma banda morta a 50 anos ainda lançar as coisas” and “EU AMO FILMES RAHWWWWWWWW”—reflects Lisa’s obsessive artistic passions and tendency to turn media into part of her identity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they’re highly social, constantly referencing friends, bars and shows, and public emotional outbursts, e.g. meeting another fan at a bar in “Fui no bar fumar e encontrei outra liam girl pqp o destino funciona mesmo”, partying and FOMO in “infelizmente eu e a julia não iremos no show hj… mas ireimos jogar roblox e fazer uma dança da chuva”, and loudly reacting to everything from cockroaches to football. They lean strongly Intuitive: their timeline is driven by media, symbolism and meaning (Beatles, Oasis, films, games) and emotional associations rather than practical details, like the way they identify with fictional characters in “lembrei do dia que eu disse sobre fantastico senhor raposo pra minha psicologa e como eu me via bastante no Ash” and frame life via nostalgia and aesthetics in “Nunca mais vou ser uma menina de 13 anos jogando genshin o dia inteiro na pandemia”. Their language and priorities are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, relationships and values, venting about pain and identity in “Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso” and expressing intense attachment to music and films in “Pqp re assisti is a wonderful life e to chorando horrores, vcs não entendem o George Bailey como EU entendo ele”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life looks chaotic and spontaneous, full of last‑minute studying and derailed plans, as in “gente sera q tem como estudar pra materia mais dificil do semestre em apenas 6 hrs” and juggling crises in “É prova, é eu tendo q aprender musica de natal, é anemia… é estudar morrendo de sono”. The mix of outward emotional expressiveness, hyper-fixations on art and artists, idealism, and messy spontaneity fits ENFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d kill someone on the street if Corinthians lost… good thing I’m not on the field, because I’d rather you kill me softly by taking me out for a post‑game drink instead.
- You rewatched It’s a Wonderful Life and cried because you understand George Bailey so well — if you ever want a Mary to your George, I’m fully prepared to spend Christmas listening to you talk about movies and your Letterboxd ‘bipolarity’.
- You almost cried when your HFB CD case cracked and you use your System of a Down cup for makeup… if you treat people with half the care you treat your CDs, I’d like to be your next extremely well‑protected physical media.
- You and Júlia were doing an Oasis bootleg at 4 AM and couldn’t go to the show to kiss during Slide Away and Champagne Supernova — we can fix that: I’ll be the passivo from that ‘two girls and a bottom’ tweet and we can cosplay our own Britpop fanfic.
- You keep saying you hate being autistic and college is frying your brain, but you’re out here loving The Beatles, Deftones, RDR2, TWD, and Fantastic Mr. Fox — if being a multifandom, cinema‑obsessed punk rocker is ‘wrongly programmed’, I’d love a bug in my system that makes me fall for you too.
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Film student in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart, Beatles + Oasis addict, autist on campus, once did a 4 a.m. Oasis bootleg instead of studying.– @Pinkk_Cherryy
Your signature cocktail
Lonely Hearts Club Fizz (AÍ PAPAI Edition)
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt sugar and orange peel to capture their chaotic, loud Brazilian energy and political rage, like when they joked about going to the US to deal with Trump themselves in “Não ta dando eu vou ter q ir pro eua eu mesma e matar o trump, diga as ordens companheiro lula”. Sour cherry liqueur mirrors their multifandom, dramatic romantic obsession with old rock men and actors, from “Pqp queria esse homem como minha ceia de natal” to “vcs não sabem oq eu fariam com o Willem Dafoe em Platoon”. A shot of cold brew coffee stands for the exhausted, over-caffeinated college life and late-night chaos in “Quase 4 da manha e eu e a julia fazendo bootleg do oasis” and them crying over films like “re assisti is a wonderful life e to chorando horrores”. Sparkling citrus soda brings a hyper, playful fizz that matches their loud fandom joy in “EU AMO FILMES RAHWWWWWWWW” and the way they adore going out with friends in “Amo sair com as minhas amigas fico exatamente esse cachorro aqui”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the heavy, raw moments about autism and mental health in “Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso” and “aquele momento quando vc tem seu primeiro relapso pos parar de ir no psicologo”, adding a sting that makes the drink deeper than its bright, fizzy surface suggests.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest throughline in their tweets is impulsive, chaotic bravery and a tendency to dramatize everything like a protagonist, which leans heavily Gryffindor. They openly talk about extreme, joking threats in the face of stress, like when they said they’d harm someone if their team lost: “Se o Corinthians perder eu mato um na rua” and when they vented about politics with, “Não ta dando eu vou ter q ir pro eua eu mesma e matar o trump, diga as ordens companheiro lula” – both showing a fiery, confrontational way of processing anger and injustice. There’s also a clear pattern of throwing themselves head‑first into emotional situations: going out drinking and feeling invincible (“Acho q minha parte favorita de beber e a parte q vc acha q é imune ao álcool”), making darkly humorous comments about stress and exams (“Vou dar um tiro na minha cara na frente da Raquel”), and enduring pain or illness while still pushing through obligations (“Uma barra de ferro caiu no meu pé ontem… e hj vou trabalhar brincando com as crianças”). They’re intensely loyal and ride-or-die about their interests and people – from defending their taste in films and music (“QUEIMEM NO INFERNO JUNTO COM SUAS CONTAS DO LETTERBOX COM OS MESMO 5 FILMES CULTS NOS FAVS”) to being loud about their fandoms and friendships, like celebrating a friend’s new college phase: “A julia mostrando o primeiro dia dela na faculdade, to me sentindo uma mae orgulhosa”. While they have moments of introspection and vulnerability about autism and mental health (“Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso”), the overall vibe is not quiet, studious, or calculating but loud, impulsive, emotional, and combative in a way that fits a messy, modern Gryffindor far more than the other houses.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A song about a messy, emotional, pop-culture-obsessed teen misfit fits them perfectly. They’re a 19-year-old college student constantly juggling chaos and humor, like when they complain about exams and life in tweets such as “É prova, é eu tendo q aprender musica de natal, é anemia…” and “gente sera q tem como estudar pra materia mais dificil do semestre em apenas 6 hrs”. Their timeline is pure multifandom and nerdy passion, from “pqp eu amo os beatles como pode uma banda morta a 50 anos ainda lançar as coisas” to “EU AMO FILMES RAHWWWWWWWW”, just like the song’s protagonist clinging to bands and media as identity. There’s also a strong undercurrent of vulnerability and feeling like an outsider, as seen in “Eu não aguento mais ser autista as vezes queria me matar só pra me livrar disso” and “aquele momento quando vc tem seu primeiro relapso pos parar de ir no psicologo…”. Yet they meet all of this with sarcasm, melodrama, and crushes on older musicians like in “as coisas que faria por esse senhor de idade” and “Queria tanto ser a young controversial girlfriend de algum famoso 💔”, which mirrors the bittersweet, hopeless-romantic core of Teenage Dirtbag.
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