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Like Lisa, this user is a highly sensitive and misunderstood 15-year-old struggling with intense emotions and a desire for validation. They both experience deep “fictionkin dysphoria” and academic stress, often feeling like an outcast, such as when they fear being “stared all the time” for not fitting in. Both characters exhibit a cynical outlook on the world, with the user even stating “the world isn’t mad enough”. Despite their struggles, they share a profound love for their interests and a desperate need for connection, frequently expressing extreme devotion to those they care about, such as their “awesomesauce husband”.

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Angel exhibits Extroversion (E) through their constant, high-energy engagement with 'moots' and public displays of affection, such as “EVERYONE LOOK ITS ME AND MY BOYFRIEND!!!”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is seen in their heavy focus on identity and abstract concepts like 'fictionkin euphoria' and “fictionkin dysphoria”, rather than mundane daily realities. They lead with Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states and seeking validation, visible when they claim “i hate that boy with a burning passion i dont even know his name”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their impulsive and erratic behavior, such as “update i skipped school” or suddenly deciding they are “back to being full of whimsy and joy” after a depressive episode.

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Italian student and law enthusiast. When I'm not studying or debating the best sushi spots, I’m probably accidentally blasting rhythm games at full volume in public.– @pinkwebs_

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This drink perfectly captures a user who oscillates between being “FULL OF WHIMSY AND JOY” and feeling like “the world isn’t mad enough”. The base of Pink Gin and strawberries matches their love for “the color pink”, while the Monster Energy inclusion is a nod to when they “drank 2 monster and a redbull” until their hands shook. The bitter Italian notes represent their heritage and the fact that they “hate pasta most of the time”. It’s an experimental, high-strung cocktail served in a glass as stylish as their “fictionkin euphoria” tank top.

Your Hogwarts House
@pinkwebs_ demonstrates a core Slytherin focus on self-preservation and the cultivation of an exclusive inner circle, prioritizing loyalty to a select few over general altruism. Their resourcefulness is seen in their navigation of complex social niches, while their ambition is directed toward specific aesthetic and physical goals, such as stating “i want to look chubby but i also want to be skinny so i can feel better with myself”. They exhibit the house's characteristic bluntness and disregard for those outside their group, seen when they snap, “i hate that boy with a burning passion i dont even know his name”. Furthermore, their cunning is evident in their admission of “lying to my psychiatrist” to maintain control over their personal narrative. Ultimately, their fierce protection of their own identity and their “us vs. them” mentality aligns perfectly with the house of the serpent.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense struggle with body image and the desire to change their appearance to meet a specific aesthetic, as seen when they write “i want to look chubby but i also want to be skinny so i can feel better with myself”. The lyrics reflect the pressure of beauty standards that lead them to post “current bmi: disgustingly fat” and obsess over their physical form. Their participation in 'shedtwt' and 'edtwt' communities is highlighted by their bio listing a “cw 38kg , gw 30kg” and tweets like “quick bodycheck before i go study”. Ultimately, the song’s themes of self-loathing and the digital performance of identity mirror their frequent admissions of low self-esteem, such as when they claim “im so disgusting” while navigating the complexities of being a trans teenager.

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