
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, anxious, and constantly stuck in her own head—very similar to how this user overthinks food, body image, and self-worth. The user shows a reflective, almost philosophical side about their disorder and identity, like when they say “there's so much to live for yet I'm suicidal just cz of food” and “i literally never felt skinny since i was 4… this is hell”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to question herself and the world. There’s also a strong academic/school-life presence and pressure, for example “i need to study but i literally can't stop scrolling on edtwt”, matching Lisa’s stressed, perfectionist student vibe. Their attempts to be disciplined (OMAD, strict limits) and frustration when they ‘fail’—like “BRO HOW DO I DO OMAD I KEEP SNEAKING SNACKS 💔💔” and “lock in february is fuckinh bullshit for me i just don't have the consistency i hate myself”—also parallel Lisa’s harsh self-criticism when she doesn’t live up to her own standards. Finally, their flashes of empathy and support for others, such as “GOOD LUCK FOR WHOEVER IS REALLY LOCKING IN THIS MONTH ILY”, resemble Lisa’s caring, community-minded side even while she’s struggling internally.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most of their life appears online rather than in social events, and even when they mention others it’s from a distance, like walking alone in PE “ok so it's PE and i was supposed to run but it's my day 2 period and i have a history of bronchitis so my teacher told me to walk 😋 i love walking sm” or being anxious about interaction with "normaltwt" “i gen want to throw up” and “i genuinely have a fear when normaltwt replied to my tweet or smth”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: although they mention calories and weight, they often drift into big-picture, hypothetical or identity-heavy thoughts like “imagine if i lose 10kg this month” and “what if when i reach my gw and i still feel fat despite what the scale says and what the mirror shows. this is hell”, showing concern with meanings and future possibilities more than just facts. Their posts display strong Feeling (F): decisions and self-talk center on emotions, guilt, and self-worth, e.g. “there's so much to live for yet I'm suicidal just cz of food” and “women always look good being chubby except me bro whyyyyyyyyy ”, with very little emphasis on detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they frequently fail to stick to rigid plans and shift impulsively, as in “BRO HOW DO I DO OMAD I KEEP SNEAKING SNACKS 💔💔”, “lock in february is fuckinh bullshit for me i just don't have the consistency i hate myself”, and “ykw fuck this disorder I'm eating”. Altogether, the combination of inward focus, abstract worries about identity and the future, highly emotional processing, and difficulty with structure best fits INFP.

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15 | navigating food, feelings, and fitness goals—one honest post at a time. Once weighed myself after pooping and called it a victory.– @pinkzslim

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The white rum with electrolyte water is for their chaotic but determined grind, walking in PE and counting steps like in “ok so it's PE and i was supposed to run but it's my day 2 period and i have a history of bronchitis so my teacher told me to walk 😋 i love walking sm” and “it was around 7k steps i thinkk”. Diet cola mirrors the low-cal, numbers-obsessed side from “it's 1 pm and i only had this much calories I FRIKIN RULE THE WORLD” and “i hope i only consume 556 cals til midnight 😞✊🏻”. The espresso shot captures their sleep-deprived, hyper-online mood in “i need to study but i literally can't stop scrolling on edtwt” and the dramatic energy of “OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KMS”. A crushed Oreo rim nods to the binge cravings in “binging on oreo would be nice rn” and the way food swings between comfort and guilt like in “I'm being eaten alive by guilt help”. Finally, the squeeze of lime adds a sharp, hopeful kick that represents their flashes of self-compassion and recovery energy, like “DAY 1 PURGE FREE WOOHOO” and “ykw fuck this disorder I'm eating”, turning a dark, fizzy chaos into something bright and drinkable.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is heavily driven by ambition, numbers, and end-goals, which aligns strongly with Slytherin. They fixate on target weights and timeframes, like when they say “i hope i lose at least 4kg this month” and fantasize about extreme results such as “imagine if i lose 10kg this month”. They also show a kind of ruthless self-discipline and self‑sacrifice in pursuit of those goals, for example considering “what if i only eat watermelon for a week” or celebrating that “it's 1 pm and i only had this much calories I FRIKIN RULE THE WORLD”. There’s clear resourcefulness and strategic thinking in how they try to manipulate food, exercise, and even illness to control weight, such as hoping their mum’s meds will “suppress appetite” and treating purging/pooping as tactical wins (“on the bright side of this situation i just ate and purged+pooped 🥳”). Even their crush is framed in terms of competition and self-improvement: “my crush is locking in with his workouts and diet. am i really going to get myself weigh more than him”, which shows a comparative, ambitious edge typical of Slytherin. While they struggle emotionally, the dominant pattern is an intense, goal‑oriented drive and willingness to endure discomfort to reach their ideal, which fits Slytherin more than the other houses.

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A song that fits them well is Fat Funny Friend by Maddie Zahm, because it captures the mix of self‑hate, humor, and body-focused anxiety that runs through their tweets. They repeatedly talk about feeling larger than others and unworthy, like when they say “women always look good being chubby except me bro whyyyyyyyyy ” and “my parents feed me like I'm fucking obese”. The song’s narrative of being the ‘fat friend’ and never feeling truly “skinny enough” parallels their fears about never feeling thin even at goal weight, as shown in “what if when i reach my gw and i still feel fat despite what the scale says and what the mirror shows. this is hell”. Their dark humor and desperation about food and purging, like “when am i going to get it inside my head that if i wanna stop purging i need to stop EATING”, also mirrors the song’s painful honesty wrapped in self-aware, confessional lyrics.

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