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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, articulate, and often weighed down by how bleak the world feels, yet still earnest and kind. Like Lisa, they toggle between sincere emotional openness and sardonic commentary, e.g. reaching out with “Hope you guys are doing well” and “The world has been particularly shitty lately. I hope you're doing well, despite it all”. Their self-aware melancholy and sense of alienation fit Lisa’s vibe, especially in posts like “The worst part about depression is that it doesn't even make you superficially interesting now” and “Being the offspring of two people who should never have even met has been a truly surreal experience”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and media-literate, going deep on Sonic models and game design (“Morphable nike grin, eye shape independent of brows, bendy arms and expressive quills…”), which mirrors Lisa’s intellectual fixations. Even their frustration with language and expression, like asking “What is it called when you have a fairly sophisticated vocabulary on paper, but can't apply it in any day to day conversation”, feels very Lisa: smart, self-critical, and painfully aware of the gap between how they think and how life actually plays out.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: they frequently reference isolation and emotional withdrawal, like feeling their Discord is a graveyard of dead friend groups (“My Discord has essentially become a graveyard for all my dead social groups with friends I'm no longer in contact with. I can't stand to look at it these days”) and joking about rotting in their room after social visits (“Visiting family and pretending I'm normal was nice. Time to rot in my room again”). Their interests and commentary are heavily intuitive, focusing on patterns, concepts, and media analysis rather than just surface facts—for example, musing about generational perception of years (“In 5 years you'll be looking at 2020 through rose tinted glasses too, if you actually think 2016 was anything less than the most miserable year of the decade”) and abstract language questions (“What is it called when you have a fairly sophisticated vocabulary on paper, but can't apply it in any day to day conversation…”). Their tone shows a strong Thinking preference: they argue positions bluntly and sarcastically, prioritizing perceived logic over harmony, e.g. criticizing dub defenders (“The point of dubs is to kill author intent by any degree necessary in pursuit of cynical profit? I'm confused, is this still supposed to be an argument in FAVOR of dubs??”) and mocking discourse like "industry plant" or "slop" (“Fair warning guys if I see any of you using the term 'industry plant' again in any context ever, I'm going to kill you very angrily”, “What the fuck does slop even mean anymore”). They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they often act spontaneously and at odd hours (“I decided to be productive at 3 in the morning again and I pulled out the silverware drawer a liiiittle too far…”), complain about disordered sleep (“I would very much like to know when and why my body thought it was a good idea to learn to not sleep when it's fucking supposed to”), and bounce between games, modding, and random obsessions without any clear structured plan. While they express a lot of emotion and depression (“The worst part about depression is that it doesn't even make you superficially interesting now”), the way they express it is analytical and self-deprecating rather than seeking emotional consensus, which fits an INTP: introverted, concept-driven, intellectually critical, and loosely structured.

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Sega & Spider-Man enthusiast from Quartz Quadrant. Once dropped a full silverware drawer at 3AM and still recovered faster than my sleep schedule.– @PinnacleAraneae

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This drink is bright, fast, and a little chaotic – like someone who can “waste thousands of hours watching those little guys chasing balls” in Chao Garden while the world burns around them (“It's impressive how Chao Garden is exactly as entertaining to me as it was when I was a little kid”). Silver tequila brings a sharp, energetic kick that fits the Sega-speed, “Silver/Bronze Age Spider Man + 90s SegaSonic wackadoodle” bio energy. Blue curaçao gives it a Sonic-blue arcade glow and nods to their love of colorful games and models (“Morphable nike grin, eye shape independent of brows, bendy arms and expressive quills all in 3D this man is a fucking hero”). Fresh lime juice adds a tart bite for the sarcastic, world-weary side that says things like “Fortnite fucking sucks by the way” and “The world has been particularly shitty lately”. Grapefruit soda keeps it playful and fizzy, echoing the nostalgic comfort of Animal Crossing New Year’s and fast food gaming nights (“I will be celebrating New Year's in Animal Crossing due to my outrageous lack of options”). A tiny dash of saline solution represents the underlying sadness and self-deprecation – the quiet, salty undercurrent beneath the jokes and gaming takes (“The worst part about depression is that it doesn't even make you superficially interesting now”).

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through their curiosity about language and communication, as in their question about pronunciation: “Is there any dialect or accent that actually pronounces somebody or anybody with the standard short o sound. Like how body by itself is pronounced.” and their reflection on vocabulary access: “What is it called when you have a fairly sophisticated vocabulary on paper, but can't apply it in any day to day conversation because the words just never come to mind when it actually matters”. They also show meta-awareness and analytical thinking about media discourse, critiquing trends rather than just reacting, such as when they say “This whole website is just the same 5 engagement farm tweets over and over again” and dissect the misuse of terms like 'industry plant': “if I see any of you using the term 'industry plant' again in any context ever, I'm going to kill you very angrily”. Their humor is often self-aware and reference-heavy, e.g. the layered joke about depression and cliché melancholy in “Oh you're sad and disconsolate all the time... Big whoop. That's almost everyone atp”, which leans on verbal wit and observation rather than pure emotion. Even their media tastes and comments (on Sonic models, game design, and dubs) show a tendency to scrutinize craft and authorial intent, such as in “The point of dubs is to kill author intent by any degree necessary in pursuit of cynical profit? I'm confused, is this still supposed to be an argument in FAVOR of dubs??”. While they clearly have Hufflepuff-like care for others when they check in on people’s wellbeing, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity, critical reflection, and wordy, slightly overthinking commentary—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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Their mix of self-deprecating humor, lingering grief, and dramatic flair fits the bittersweet, theatrical tone of Welcome to the Black Parade. They openly talk about depression as something almost mundane now, saying "Oh you're sad and disconsolate all the time... Big whoop. That's almost everyone atp", which echoes the song’s theme of carrying pain forward as part of growing up. There’s unresolved loss in "It'll be a year ago now at midnight... That dog deserved better than me", mirroring the song’s fixation on memory, guilt, and not being over the past. Yet they still reach out to others with small, earnest encouragements like "Hope you're doing well" and "I hope you're doing well, despite it all", much like the song frames its bleakness as a kind of shared, defiant comfort. Their love of nostalgic, slightly surreal media—Sonic, Sega, old theme-park 4D films, and AVGN—adds to that emo-but-wry, pop-culture-soaked vibe that defined the era when this song was an anthem.

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