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Your Simpsons character
This account most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more self-loathing teenage episodes. Like Lisa, the user is highly self-critical and struggles with identity and self-worth, as seen in tweets like “i’m genuinely so gross and horrible” and “i’m so gross and ugly”. There’s a strong sense of emotional intensity, overthinking, and desperate need for love, reflected in posts such as “i can’t imagine my life without her she’s everything to me but i hate this i don’t want to be like this” and “only one person in the world i love this much”. Lisa’s tendency toward harsh idealism and internalized blame parallels tweets like “i need to get help” and “i didn’t know what that meant for us i was 13”. The mix of anger at others and deep compassion, seen in “it hurts me that u can’t see how loved you are” alongside “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you”, fits Lisa’s conflicted, emotionally intense teenage personality more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets are intensely personal, ruminative, and focused on inner feelings, e.g. “i’m sick of being like this” and “is there any hope for me”, rather than on broad social activities or a wide friend network. Their content leans toward intuition (N) with abstract, emotional reflections like “i want to return to a time that didn’t exist” and “tomorrow never comes”, showing a focus on symbolism, hypotheticals, and meaning instead of concrete details. They are clearly feeling (F) oriented: decisions and judgments are driven by emotion, attachment, and hurt, e.g. “i don’t want to hurt her I don’t want to hurt anyone i just love her so much” and the intense emotional swings in “hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you”. Their behavior appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they are spontaneous, conflicted, and self-contradictory, as in “stop switching up on this shit you hurt everyone . mostly yourself. But i’m a hypocrite and i’d do the same in your situation”, and they express wanting change without a clear structured plan in “i need to get help”. Overall, the combination of deep internal focus, abstract longing, intense emotionality, and unstructured, reactive coping strongly fits INFP.

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17. Learning to be kinder to myself than my drafts are. Once burned toast so badly I set off the fire alarm—still convinced it was a personality reset.– @pinspins2706

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Overproof dark rum stands in for the intense, volatile feelings and self-destructive streak behind lines like “the way i need to kill myself” and “i’m so gross i need to die i’m just disgusting i need to be violated”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, sour brightness for their brutal honesty and cutting humor, like “Its so cute how you write the date the british way i hope you die” and “don’t care + ur fat + lied abt rape”. Campari adds bitterness for the resentment and unresolved anger in “i don’t think i’ll ever forgive you for that” and “hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you”. A splash of absinthe nods to their obsession, jealousy, and slightly surreal romantic fixation in “i can’t imagine my life without her she’s everything to me but i hate this i don’t want to be like this” and “only one person in the world i love this much”. Topped with soda water and lime, it’s a fizzy, restless, low-calorie edge that fits their weight-obsessed theme in “reached my lowest ever weight :)” and “lost weight again but i know ill gain it back ugh”, making the whole drink feel like turbulence in a tall glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense defensiveness, aggression, and a fixation on power, control, and self‑protection that aligns most with Slytherin. They lash out with calculated cruelty, as in “don’t care + ur fat + lied abt rape” and “i hate you too bitch Kill urself”, suggesting a willingness to weaponize words to hurt others and protect their own narrative. There’s a clear interest in dominance in relationships and even romanticizing being hurt or hurting, like “trying to find a partner who wants to beat me up” and “i’m just like your father”, which shows a dark, power‑obsessed dynamic rather than gentleness or fairness. Their obsession with weight and self‑image—“reached my lowest ever weight :)” and “losing weitght again yay”—reads as ruthless self‑discipline for an ideal, more in line with Slytherin ambition than Hufflepuff self‑acceptance. Even their expressions of care are possessive and intense, such as “i can’t imagine my life without her she’s everything to me but i hate this i don’t want to be like this”, which reflects Slytherin’s tendency toward obsessive, all‑or‑nothing bonds rather than open, steady loyalty.

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A well-suited song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures a mix of self-hatred, intrusive thoughts, and dark humor that runs through their tweets. They express intense self-disgust and suicidal ideation, like “i’m so gross i need to die i’m just disgusting i need to be violated” and “the way i need to kill myself”, which aligns with the song’s preoccupation with death and being one’s own worst enemy. The song’s themes of being haunted by oneself mirror their repeated fixation on being "gross" and "ugly" in tweets like “i’m so gross and ugly”. There’s also a toxic push-pull dynamic with others in both the song and their timeline, seen in messages like “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” alongside deep attachment in “i can’t imagine my life without her she’s everything to me but i hate this i don’t want to be like this”. Finally, their admission “i need to get help” reflects the self-awareness in the song’s underlying plea for relief from their own mind.

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