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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, mischievous teen who jokes constantly and leans into crude humor. Their irreverent, immature side shows in posts like “Haha penis” and the gleefully graphic “When i get my hands on that lightcone, im shoving it so far down my Hyacine's ass that she'll need to dig through rubbles of shit to get it out”. Like Bart, they enjoy playfully calling out others, as in “TANG INA MO JULIAN VAPE KA NG VAPE”, which feels very much like Bart harassing Milhouse or a random classmate. Their self-aware teen identity and casual attitude—e.g., “Yay I'm 18 so cool haha I'm an adult now haha” and “Idk idc tbh”—echo Bart’s mix of bravado and nonchalance. Even their dramatic reaction to a broken drawing phone in “So sad rn, my Smasung Note's LCD broke while i was in the middle of drawing...” fits Bart’s flair for melodrama when something he loves (like his skateboard or TV) is threatened.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about personal experiences, art, games, and private frustrations rather than active socializing, e.g. “So sad rn, my Smasung Note's LCD broke while i was in the middle of drawing…” and “Yay I'm 18 so cool haha I'm an adult now haha”, which focus on their inner life and self rather than groups. They seem more Sensing (S) than intuitive: they focus on concrete, sensory topics—art tools, phones, game resources, bodies—like “Send mora... Please... Im so broke....” and the phone/stylus complaint in “my fingers are too damn big and covers more than half the screen”, and graphic physical imagery in “I'm shoving it so far down my Hyacine's ass…”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they lead with emotion, affection, and annoyance rather than detached logic, as seen in “I love you Komiket...”, the exasperated “TANG INA MO JULIAN VAPE KA NG VAPE”, and the self-deprecating, emotional reaction to reposting AI art in “I didn't notice i reposted AI art uhmm”. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as someone who “randomly deletes drawings,” complain in a spontaneous, unfiltered way (“Idk idc tbh”), and react to events as they happen (broken phone, being broke in-game) rather than talking about plans or structure. Altogether, an artistically inclined, emotionally expressive, sensory-focused and spontaneous style fits ISFP—the creative, somewhat private feeler who reacts in the moment.

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Digital gremlin from PH, draws between broken screens and Komiket runs. Turned 18, immediately bullied by my own art and my friends’ vape habits.– @Pintopantorito

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The Pintorito: Ass Hair Highball is loud, chaotic, and weirdly endearing—just like the timeline where someone casually posts “Haha penis”. Spiced rum brings a strong, mischievous kick for their unfiltered, horny humor and suggestive/NSFW repost vibes. Calamansi juice, a bright Filipino twist, represents their 🇵🇭 roots and that mix of self-aware chaos and sincerity seen when they yell at their friend in “TANG INA MO JULIAN VAPE KA NG VAPE”. Brown sugar syrup adds sweetness for their softer side, like gushing “I love you Komiket...” and celebrating turning 18 with ironic enthusiasm in “Yay I'm 18 so cool haha I'm an adult now haha”. Tonic water keeps it bubbly and a bit bitter, matching the resigned chaos of “Idk idc tbh” and their tech woes mourning a broken drawing phone in “I'll miss you..”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture is for the unhinged, graphic humor of “When i get my hands on that lightcone, im shoving it so far down my Hyacine's ass...” and the unapologetically cursed energy of “It's her ass hair”, leaving a spicy afterburn that feels exactly like scrolling their feed at 3 a.m.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @Pintopantorito’s posts suggests a loud, impulsive, and shamelessly bold personality, which is strongly aligned with Gryffindor. Their willingness to be crass and unfiltered in public, such as posting “Haha penis”, shows a recklessness and lack of concern for how others might judge them. They also openly call out a real-life acquaintance with “I forgot most of my IRLs know my account... TANG INA MO JULIAN VAPE KA NG VAPE”, which reflects confrontational courage and impulsive honesty rather than diplomacy or self-preservation. Even their exaggerated, aggressive humor in “When i get my hands on that lightcone, im shoving it so far down my Hyacine's ass that she'll need to dig through rubbles of shit to get it out” shows a flair for dramatic, over-the-top expressions that fits Gryffindor’s brashness more than the calculated edge of Slytherin. While there are hints of creativity in being an artist, the defining traits that shine through their tweets are boldness, impulsivity, and a tendency to speak their mind without filter—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A song that fits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures that chaotic, irreverent, and hyper-expressive late-teen energy they show online. They joke crudely and unapologetically, like in “Haha penis [picture]” and the wild HSR tweet “When i get my hands on that lightcone, im shoving it so far down my Hyacine's ass...”, which matches the song’s rebellious, in-your-face tone. Their timeline swings between shitposts and genuine feeling, such as being heartbroken over their broken drawing phone in “So sad rn, my Smasung Note's LCD broke while i was in the middle of drawing...”, echoing the mix of angst and drama in the song. They’re also very aware of being newly 18 and ‘adult’ in a messy way, as seen in “Yay I'm 18 so cool haha I'm an adult now haha”, which fits the track’s theme of navigating teenhood while resisting expectations. Overall, the song’s loud, sarcastic critique of growing up matches their art-nerd, NSFW-jokey, slightly chaotic online persona.

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