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Your Simpsons character
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, competitive, and constantly joking through frustration. They’re always chasing some ridiculous challenge, like trying Jean fall-damage cheese for hours and posting things like “IVE BEEN ATTEMPTING THIS FOR THREE HOURSA I AM GOIGN CRAZXY” and “I attempted the Jean cheese for 4 hours and the furthest I got was one hit of fall dmg I think it’s time to go to bed now”, which feels very Bart vs. an impossible prank. Their sense of humor is loud, meme-y, and dramatic, with lines like “I HAD A 17 MIGHT GREEN LEE SIN AND IT GOT POSSESSED” and “MY PC DIED MID GAME IM GONNA CRY” that echo Bart’s over-the-top reactions when things go wrong. They lean into mischief and bit-driven obsessions like the recurring "67" jokes in “6 7 is the best thing that has happened to society ngl” and “Can we get this to 67 likes”, very similar to Bart latching onto a gag and running it into the ground in a charming way. Underneath the clowning, there’s a hint of vulnerability and wanting a reset, like in “In the past year I’ve ended a relationship and drifted apart from all my ‘friends’ …maybe I should just cut ties with everyone and start fresh”, which aligns with Bart’s occasional serious episodes where his bravado drops and his loneliness shows through.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as introverted (I): most tweets revolve around solo, screen-based hobbies (Genshin/TFT/LoR/anime) and internal struggles rather than socializing, e.g. “In the past year I’ve ended a relationship and drifted apart from all my ‘friends’ …maybe I should just cut ties with everyone and start fresh”, and even at events they focus on their own experience like “Everyone outside practicing for the skirmish meanwhile I’m getting my soul extracted by the toilet demons of ibs”. Their thinking is strongly intuitive (N), fixated on patterns, memes, and possibilities over concrete life details, as seen in the running 67 bit (“6 7 is the best thing that has happened to society…”, “maybe i should try hit rank 67 on every character”) and speculative game ideas like “they should add aegis of valor to tft but just give me double lp every win”. They lean thinking (T): emotions appear as frustration or humor rather than empathy, and they analyze mechanics and optimization (“ok so apparetly my flins has higher dps if i do 1 big ult + 2 mini ults instead of 3 miniults”, “according to a damage tester wonderland my xingqiu team has 112k dps... I am never clearing dire with this team😭”) while using blunt phrasing like “i hate this game”. Finally, they are clearly perceiving (P): their life comes off as improvisational and driven by spur-of-the-moment impulses (“IM DERANKING TO PLAT”, “Imagine I lock in a hit 67% winrate”), and they often grind obsessively instead of following structured plans, like “I attempted the Jean cheese for 4 hours and the furthest I got was one hit of fall dmg I think it’s time to go to bed now” and “IVE BEEN ATTEMPTING THIS FOR THREE HOURSA I AM GOIGN CRAZXY”. Taken together—introverted, pattern-focused, analytical, and spontaneous—INTP is the best fit.

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Melbourne uni student min-maxing Genshin, TFT & TCG. Once crashed mid‑Dire run at 1 HP and still queued again. Data enjoyer, off‑meta enthusiast.– @pira_______

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This drink is electric and a little unhinged, just like grinding dire clears and abyss with a self-proclaimed Rank 1 Xingqiu mindset, shouting things like “IF I CAN PULL THIS OFF ILL BE ABLE TO GET MY FIRST DIRE CLEAR OMG”. Blue curaçao captures their Hydro fixation and devotion to Xingqiu, especially when they insist “Xingqiu should be at the top cause I think he deserves it”. Yuzu lemonade adds a bright, slightly sour edge for the Melbourne chaos of “40 degrees today I’m dying” and the emotional swings of “In the past year I’ve ended a relationship and drifted apart from all my ‘friends’ …maybe I should just cut ties with everyone and start fresh”. The jalapeño-infused gin is their stubborn tilt-queue grit, powering through crashes and scuffed runs like “BRO I CRASHED AFTER GETTING HIM TO HALF IM GONNA CRY” and “IVE BEEN ATTEMPTING THIS FOR THREE HOURSA I AM GOIGN CRAZXY”. Tonic water with a popping candy rim channels their love of 6–7 memes and RNG chaos, from “6 7 is the best thing that has happened to society ngl” to spam like “67” and “HOW MANY 67s IN THIS IMAGE”. Finally, a dash of absinthe mist represents the experimental, slightly cursed tech enjoyer who brings off-meta decks to locals like “My lgs clerk cares abt my trash off meta deck im abt to go 0 3 at locals with 🥺” and insists “AMUMU SET 3 TIER 0 CONFIRMED MARK MY WORDS I WILL WIN AUSTRALIA REGIONALS IN MAY WITH AMUMU”.

Your Hogwarts House
pira shows a very classic Gryffindor-style blend of recklessness, persistence, and chasing ‘hero moments’ in games. They repeatedly bang their head against difficult, often frustrating challenges just for the satisfaction of pulling them off, like the Jean fall-damage cheese and Dire clears: “IVE BEEN ATTEMPTING THIS FOR THREE HOURSA I AM GOIGN CRAZXY”, “I attempted the Jean cheese for 4 hours and the furthest I got was one hit of fall dmg I think it’s time to go to bed now”, and the long Dire attempts culminating in “IF I CAN PULL THIS OFF ILL BE ABLE TO GET MY FIRST DIRE CLEAR OMG”. This is less about careful optimization (Ravenclaw) and more about daring themselves to do something hard and refusing to back down. They also love high-stakes, slightly troll or off-meta plays and big gambles, e.g. bringing a specific Leona deck into a competitive event and half-jokingly staking success on it: “IM BRINGING FRODANS LEONA DECK TO MY SUMMONER SKIRMISH TOMORROW IF I DONT WIN ITS FRODANS FAULT” and dreaming of winning regionals with an offbeat pick: “AMUMU SET 3 TIER 0 CONFIRMED MARK MY WORDS I WILL WIN AUSTRALIA REGIONALS IN MAY WITH AMUMU”. That kind of bold, slightly reckless confidence and desire to prove themselves lines up more with Gryffindor’s brave, challenge-seeking spirit than with the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the steady patience of Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World, because it’s all about struggling in the grind, feeling behind, and still pushing through. They constantly document near-misses and unlucky setbacks, like “BRO I CRASHED AFTER GETTING HIM TO HALF IM GONNA CRY” and “I HAD WORTH THE WAIT SONA AND I WAS 2 ROUNDS AWAY FROM SONA 4”, which echoes the song’s theme of things not going your way yet. The line "it just takes some time" matches their endless grind attempts such as “IVE BEEN ATTEMPTING THIS FOR THREE HOURSA I AM GOIGN CRAZXY” and long challenge sessions like “I attempted the Jean cheese for 4 hours and the furthest I got was one hit of fall dmg”. At the same time, they still celebrate small victories and their niche pride, seen in “Rank 1 Xingqiu btw” and “Omg I’m twitter famous???”, which fits the song’s hopeful, reassuring tone. Even their more vulnerable moment in “maybe I should just cut ties with everyone and start fresh” matches the song’s message that feeling lost in the middle of everything is temporary and survivable.

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