Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, e.g. “من میگم ایران درست میشه. شاید بگین چطوری؟ باید بگم مرسی شما چطوری.” and “ایرانی بودن شوخی خوبی نبود گریه کردم.”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares stress, sadness, and exhaustion, like “از استرس کشیدن واسه کاری که نمیکنم خستم😩” and “بخاطرش گریه کردم”.
- Socially-engaging: Frequently invites interaction, e.g. “بیاین منشن بذارین وایبتونو با ی عکس بگم☝🏻” and “بیاید منشن بذارین وایبتونو با اهنگ بهتون بگم☝🏻”.
- Values-Driven: Shows concern for justice and oppression, as in “«سکوت شما یعنی حمایت از ظلم و ظالم»” and criticism of misogyny in “این داستان های گربه ای اینستا خیلی محتوای زنستیزانه ای داره”.
- Supportive: Encourages others’ success and offers comfort, e.g. defending excited new students in “خوشحال باشین و برین دانشگاه که کلی تجربه جدید منتظرتونه🫵🏻” and “اگر ترسیدین بیاین پیوی بهتون دلداری بدم(فقط دخترخانما)”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequent use of insults and profanity, like “کص ننت اخوند” and “چقدر همشون بدجنس و کصکشن. اه عصبیم”.
- Aggressive-reactivity: Tends to respond to stress with verbal attacks, such as “وا برو گمشو.” and cursing institutions in “کیر تو موسسهتون هرچیم لغوو میفرستم بازم از ی سوراخی پیام میدین”.
- Self-deprecating: Regularly talks down about self and future, e.g. “ببخشید مامان من الانم اینده ای ندارم که بخوام نگرانش باشم” and “من چقدر گه میخوردم 😭”.
- Burnout-prone: Shows chronic fatigue and last‑minute studying patterns, like “بچها شمام همش خوابتون میاد؟ نمیدونم دیگه چه گهی بخورم جدی.” and “ایشالا بمیرم اگه باز درسامو بذارم شب اخر”.
- Conflict-intense: Engages in strong confrontations, for instance “بابا کصکشا بسه دیگه اه” and attacking groups in “بدبختی اینجاست انقد اینا جاکشن…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re snarky and chaotic on the surface but very clearly politically and socially aware, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the others. Like Lisa, they’re openly critical of oppression and war, e.g. sharing a line like “«سکوت شما یعنی حمایت از ظلم و ظالم»” and raging at their own regime with “کیرم تو جنگ یا تهش ما مردمو با موشک میکشن یا از گرونی بعدش میمیریم. کص ننت اخوند”. They joke about mental exhaustion and academic burnout — Lisa’s territory — saying things like “ایشالا بمیرم اگه باز درسامو بذارم شب اخر( کارشناسی تموم شد)” and “از استرس کشیدن واسه کاری که نمیکنم خستم😩”. There’s also the mix of dark humor and vulnerability, e.g. “ببخشید مامان من الانم اینده ای ندارم که بخوام نگرانش باشم” and self‑dragging like “من چقدر گه میخوردم 😭”, which feels very Lisa-in-a-dysfunctional-world. Finally, their feminism and irritation with sexist men — for example “زن لزبین مثل شما مردا کیر به دست نیست به هیچکی رحم نکنه. میدونم از تصورت خارجه ولی گرایش به زنها معنیش به همشون نیست☺️” — strongly echo Lisa’s role as the sharp, morally driven critic in a very flawed society.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they repeatedly seek interaction and new connections, e.g. inviting people to engage with them in threads like “بیاین منشن بذارین وایبتونو با ی عکس بگم☝🏻” and “بیاید منشن بذارین وایبتونو با اهنگ بهتون بگم☝🏻”, and openly asking for new friends in “دوست جدید میخوامم”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive (N): they often jump from concrete triggers to broader commentary or irony about society, gender, or politics, like “بدبختی اینجاست انقد اینا جاکشن ادم نمیدونه یه سری جاهارو خودشون میزنن میندازن گردن اسرائیل یا چی.” and the sarcastic optimism in “من میگم ایران درست میشه. شاید بگین چطوری؟ باید بگم مرسی شما چطوری.”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: tweets are emotionally charged, value-laden, and protective of people’s feelings, such as defending students’ excitement in “جدی نمیفهمم چرا باید ذوق کسایی که دانشگاه قبول شدن رو کور کنین… خوشحال باشین و برین دانشگاه که کلی تجربه جدید منتظرتونه🫵🏻” and reacting intensely to injustice and war with lines like “کیرم تو جنگ یا تهش ما مردمو با موشک میکشن یا از گرونی بعدش میمیریم.”. Their spontaneity and chaotic, last‑minute habits point to Perceiving (P) over J: they joke about procrastination and lack of planning in “ایشالا بمیرم اگه باز درسامو بذارم شب اخر( کارشناسی تموم شد)” and the exam meltdown in “امتحانه یجوریه که جمله جدید جمله ی قبلیو از ذهنم پاک میکنه.”. The mix of high social energy, playful chaotic humor ("I might be toxic but at least I’m fun"), heavy use of irony, and strong emotional and political reactions fits best with ENFP – expressive, values-driven, scattered, and people-focused.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘might be toxic but at least you’re fun’ — I’ve survived Iranian internet and exam season, I think I’m built strong enough to handle both you and پروفسور وایت.
- You keep saying you want to run from Iran; I’m just saying, if you ever need a partner in crime, I already look like I’m about to rob a bank in a cap too — we’d make a great ‘before sanctions / after sanctions’ couple photo.
- You told people to stop dimming the excitement of those who got into university — so if I tell you I’m majoring in Having a Crush on You, will you let me be loudly, shamelessly happy about it?
- You tweet about being exhausted, broke before Farvardin ends, and permanently stressed about work you don’t do — we’re basically on the same level of chaos, so why not at least trauma-bond over coffee and cat pics?
- You asked how to end a convo politely when you don’t wanna continue it; if you ever figure it out, teach me — until then I’ll just keep talking to you and pretending you haven’t found a way to escape yet.
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Your new Twitter bio
Final-year student, chronic overthinker, part-time shitposter. Once followed a classmate to the wrong room in 7th semester and still stayed for the lecture.– @piscopatm
Your signature cocktail
Toxic But Fun Rocket Fuel
This drink starts with a high-proof vodka shot for the blunt, scorched-earth honesty of lines like “کیر تو موسسهتون هرچیم لغوو میفرستم بازم از ی سوراخی پیام میدین _” and “کیرم تو جنگ یا تهش ما مردمو با موشک میکشن یا از گرونی بعدش میمیریم.”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bright but bitter edge, matching the mix of cynicism and humor in “ایرانی بودن شوخی خوبی نبود گریه کردم.” and “Wish I ran from Iran.”. Pomegranate syrup brings deep sweetness and drama for their soft spot and emotional takes, like “بخاطرش گریه کردم” and the chaotic affection in “من چقدر گه میخوردم 😭”. A dash of espresso captures their constant exhaustion and overthinking vibe from “بچها شمام همش خوابتون میاد؟ نمیدونم دیگه چه گهی بخورم جدی.” and “از استرس کشیدن واسه کاری که نمیکنم خستم😩”. Finally, the chili-salt rim is their sharp tongue and flirt-chaos, nodding to “I might be toxic but at least I’m fun” and thirsty tweets like “اگر ترسیدین بیاین پیوی بهتون دلداری بدم(فقط دخترخانما)” and “اگه نتم روشن باشه اسرائیل ردمو میزنه موشک بفرسته برام؟🎀”. This cocktail is strong, chaotic, slightly bitter, and secretly sweet—exactly the vibe they’re serving on the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a confrontational courage and willingness to speak out that fits Gryffindor best. They openly rage against authority and injustice, e.g. cursing out institutions and the regime in tweets like “کیر تو موسسهتون هرچیم لغوو میفرستم بازم از ی سوراخی پیام میدین _ ” and the explicit anti‑war / anti‑clerical rant “کیرم تو جنگ یا تهش ما مردمو با موشک میکشن یا از گرونی بعدش میمیریم. کص ننت اخوند”. There’s impulsive gallows humor and self‑destructive bravado in lines like “تنها چیزی که از امادگی دفاعی بدردم میخوره اینه که وقتی جنگ شد بلدم با کلاشینکف شلیک کنم( به خودم)”, which reads more like reckless lion energy than cool Slytherin calculation. They frequently position themselves as defending women and queer people against misogyny and ignorance, for example “زن لزبین مثل شما مردا کیر به دست نیست به هیچکی رحم نکنه. میدونم از تصورت خارجه ولی گرایش به زنها معنیش به همشون نیست☺️”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s instinct to stand up loudly for the marginalized. While they’re witty and sarcastic, their defining traits across the timeline are boldness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to charge into conflict rather than strategize from the sidelines—classic Gryffindor qualities.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A sharp, darkly playful confidence fits them perfectly, starting with their bio, “I might be toxic but at least I’m fun”, which mirrors the song’s mix of menace and charisma. They’re openly fed up with their environment and politics, like when they write “کیریم تو جنگ یا تهش ما مردمو با موشک میکشن یا از گرونی بعدش میمیریم. کص ننت اخوند” and “ایرانی بودن شوخی خوبی نبود گریه کردم.”, echoing the track’s simmering rage beneath a composed exterior. At the same time, they flex a sardonic, self-aware humor and chaos, seen in tweets like “Wish I ran from Iran.” and the way they joke about insomnia and exhaustion: “بچها شمام همش خوابتون میاد؟ نمیدونم دیگه چه گهی بخورم جدی.”. Their interactions also show a teasing dominance—e.g., inviting people to DMs but “only girls” in “اگر ترسیدین بیاین پیوی بهتون دلداری بدم(فقط دخترخانما)”—much like the song’s "you should see me in a crown" energy. Overall, the blend of gallows humor, anger at injustice, and slightly unhinged confidence makes you should see me in a crown a strong match for their vibe.
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