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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intensely passionate about their interests, emotionally thoughtful, and often overanalyzing the media they love. Like Lisa fixating on a book or political cause, this user obsessively dissects Yellowjackets, saying things like “i like yellowjackets so much because i don’t think a tv show has made me think this much like ever” and building theories such as “something that really interests me is that when the plane actually crashes, we first follow misty’s pov… it feels like through a lot of the show it switches between shauna and misty’s view of the situation but that first clip really makes me thinkkkk”. They have strong, sometimes indignant moral reactions that resemble Lisa’s, for example “i hope the pig who killed renee good gets what he deserves jesus christ this world sucks” and “imagine reading this and then googling what they did and learning they’re a whole PEDOPHILE”, showing a clear sense of justice. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and openly sensitive about characters, much like Lisa crying over Bleeding Gums Murphy, as seen in posts like “i miss her so bad i’m gonna throw up” and “natalie’s on screen suicide attempt oh my love”. Their mix of fandom hyperfixation, moral outrage, and introspective analysis lines up with Lisa far more than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on solo media consumption and inner feelings (e.g. rewatching Yellowjackets, drawing fanart, hanging with their rabbit) rather than big social scenes, and they clearly value a close circle of mutuals more than broad attention, like when they list specific oomfs in “aoife madi & sunny DUH mac emma kurt jess 1 and jess 2 van & grace are cool…”. They are strongly iNtuitive, constantly theorizing, pattern‑spotting, and reading deeper symbolism into scenes, such as in “thinking about how in the shared hallucination in 3x03?… what the fuck could that mean” and “the fact nat likes a band called doa dead on arrival and they literally were dead on arrival the wilderness will always be tied to their deaths…”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling‑based: they react through empathy and moral emotion rather than detached logic, e.g. “oh I am sick fuck you mr scatorccio”, “hate kevyn tan so bad im glad he’s dead but also him and nat dying on the same day Owwwww OOOWWWWW”, and their anger over police violence in “i hope the pig who killed renee good gets what he deserves jesus christ this world sucks”. They come off as more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and emotional, with lots of in‑the‑moment thoughts like “my rabbit quite literally will sit and watch yellowjackets with me it’s not even funny why are you so interested” and “owning a rabbit is so funny because Why did you just roll over… Why are we rolling now”, and they don’t present themselves as structured or planned. Put together—introspective fandom fixation, heavy symbolism and theory, strong values‑driven reactions, and a flexible, stream‑of‑consciousness style—this fits INFP best.

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16 • she/her. Probably thinking too hard about Yellowjackets while my rabbit watches with me. Once found playing cards in my school bag days later.– @pivot_scrape

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Vodka infused with lemon peel stands in for their sharp, slightly chaotic, permanently‑online brain, the kind that writes things like “What planet are Lottienat’s living on i just had one tell me Misty & Natalie weren’t written to be parallels ???? Are we watching the same show” and “calling adult tai’s first arc boring when she’s arguably the most interesting character on her own is a choice”. Blackberry liqueur adds the dark, angsty sweetness of their Natalie obsession and grief, echoing “i miss her so bad i’m gonna throw up” and “natalie’s on screen suicide attempt oh my love”. Cloudy apple juice is the soft, domestic side of them hanging out with their rabbit who “quite literally will sit and watch yellowjackets with me” and narrating their life with ridiculous sincerity like “owning a rabbit is so funny because Why did you just roll over”. A splash of tonic water brings bitterness for their righteous anger and world‑weariness, from “i hope the pig who killed renee good gets what he deserves jesus christ this world sucks” to “hate kevyn tan so bad im glad he’s dead but also him and nat dying on the same day Owwwww OOOWWWWW”. Finally, crushed ice with edible glitter captures their hyper, fandom‑brain meltdown energy, the all‑caps screaming of “AKILAH MY BABY IS ALIVE HALLELUJAH” and “WAAHHH AHHAH AAAAAAHHHHHHH A. AAAAHHH”, making the drink look as dramatic as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong analytical, theory-brained way of engaging with media, especially Yellowjackets. They’re constantly picking apart narrative details and symbolism, like when they dig into the shared hallucination and its implications: “thinking about how in the shared hallucination in 3x03? i think? akilah is being told to save shauna but she physically can’t. what the fuck could that mean” and when they connect a single song lyric to character arcs: “the line in bullet with butterfly wings “jesus was an only son” being played right before javi dies leaving travis an only son is something i think about daily. it’s probably so insignificant but Mannnn”. They explicitly value how much the show makes them think, not just feel: “i like yellowjackets so much because i don’t think a tv show has made me think this much like ever”. They also analyze character parallels and writing choices in detail, for example challenging other fans by pointing out narrative parallels: “What planet are Lottienat’s living on i just had one tell me Misty & Natalie weren’t written to be parallels ???? Are we watching the same show” and building multi-part arguments about how another character should have been used: “i think they should’ve made shauna hate mari AND gen… gen is both mari and melissa’s best friend so once they kill mari she could have a bigger run up to season four where they’re probably going to have to utilise her more and have her death mean a bit more (1/3)”. Even small production details catch their attention and turn into little meta-observations, like noticing how the crash is framed through a specific POV: “something that really interests me is that when the plane actually crashes, we first follow misty’s pov… it feels like through a lot of the show it switches between shauna and misty’s view of the situation but that first clip really makes me thinkkkk” and recognizing the practical effects behind a shot: “it’s only just occurred to me mari in the pit was in fact not filmed by throwing alexa into a pit and glueing spikes to her body and making her lie insanely still, they did just use a mannequin”. This blend of constant theorizing, close reading of scenes, and enjoyment of picking apart structure and symbolism fits Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of understanding things on a deeper level more than any other house.

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The best fit for them is Juliet & Juliet by Ratbags, a dramatic, queer, hyper-fixation kind of love song that mirrors how intensely they latch onto ships and characters. They literally beg their mutuals to listen to it, saying they “need every alternative lesbian” to get on Ratbags and calling Juliet & Juliet “the only song to ever be releasedddddugh” “i need every alternative lesbian i know to get their asses on ratbags music Please juliet & juliet is the only song to ever be releasedddddugh”. Their whole account orbits around obsessive, emotional investment in Yellowjackets and sapphic ships like Misty/Natalie “the only mistynat variant i will accept” and “mistynat sex scene 4k 1080p”, which fits the song’s intense, dramatic queer romance vibe. They also oscillate between heartbreak and feral excitement over Natalie, Akilah, and others—e.g. “i miss her so bad i’m gonna throw up” and “AKILAH MY BABY IS ALIVE HALLELUJAH”—matching the song’s mix of yearning and chaotic passion. Overall, Juliet & Juliet feels like their personal soundtrack: hyper-emotional, sapphic, and proudly niche-fandom coded.

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