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Mr. Burns embodies a cold, domineering personality that reflects the views expressed by @PiwoszAlpejski. His perspectives often dismiss human emotions and relationships similarly to the user's sentiment that 'modern dating and relationships are based on women's expectations' and the assertion that 'marriage has lost all value.' Like Mr. Burns, who is primarily focused on power and material gain, the user dismisses emotional connections, suggesting that modern men should prioritize wealth and success over feminine relationships, stating, 'men should focus on making money instead of dating for no purpose.' Furthermore, the user's comments about society's current state and critiques of women and relationships resonate with Mr. Burns' outlook on the world, reinforcing his cold, calculating demeanor.

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The user prefers long, self‑contained monologues rather than interactive dialogue, e.g., "Feudalizm jest najbardziej słusznym systemem społeczno ekonomicznym, jaki można zaproponować" indicating introversion. They focus on abstract, future‑oriented scenarios such as "IMHO, taki stan rzeczy jest nie do utrzymania w dłuższej perspektywie... Europa przestanie istnieć, a jedyną sensowną jej pozostałością może być Rosja" which shows a preference for intuition. Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and critique, for example "K0biety nie rozumieją otaczającego nas świata" and the systematic argumentation in the feudalism tweet, reflecting thinking. Finally, they stress order, hierarchy and planning, as seen in "Feudalizm jest najbardziej słusznym systemem..." and "W normalnym świecie mężczyzna może kupić sobie na własność nastoletnią niewolnicę", indicating judging.

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Former corporate drone turned gaming & crypto enthusiast. Craft-beer lover, occasional provocateur. Once swapped a vintage stout for a retro console.– @PiwoszAlpejski

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The 'Cynical Revolution' cocktail combines the boldness of bourbon, representing a strong, uncompromising personality, with bitters that reflect a sense of cynicism. The cranberry juice adds a hint of sweetness, perhaps symbolizing fleeting joy amidst a harsher reality, much like how @PiwoszAlpejski describes the current state of relationships: "Relacje damsko męskie w dzisiejszym świecie zachodnim opierają się na mężczyźnie mającym zerową sprawczość." The lemon zest adds an acidic edge, echoing their usual critical tone towards societal norms, while the cinnamon stick embodies both warmth and complexity. This cocktail embodies a blend of sharp critique and foundational beliefs, much like their tweets about the disenchantment with modern relationships: "Mężczyzna może postawić na robienie kasy, ale tak czy inaczej jego możliwości w obecnym systemie będą mocno ograniczone."

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal power and wealth, for example: "Hot Take: Mądra praca, powiększanie majątku i inwestowanie są spoko." They champion a hierarchical social order, stating "Feudalizm jest najbardziej słusznym systemem społeczno ekonomicznym, jaki można zaproponować." Their desire to shape societal norms is evident in "Trzeba przyznać, że nie ma drugiej takiej osoby w Ameryce co Tucker, która przesuwałaby Okno Overtona na taką skalę." They view relationships as transactional, saying "W normalnym świecie mężczyzna jest zachęcony do samorozwoju mając świadomość, że na końcu czeka go urocza i trochę nieogarniająca dziewica." These traits of ambition, cunning, and a drive for dominance align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user’s tweets constantly glorify hyper‑masculine dominance, denigrate women as "c0biety" and "cipa" and reject modern egalitarian values (e.g., "Mężczyźni są mentalni kastraci … a w zamian dostają wulgarne, przeruchane i wyemancypowane p0lki."). This mirrors the celebratory, defiant tone of "Macho Man," a song that repeats "Macho, macho, macho" and boasts about being a proud, strong man. The user also emphasizes a transactional, wealth‑focused lifestyle ("idealne życie to zarabianie fajnych pieniędzy na tradingu, całkowicie transakcyjna relacja z młodszą blondyneczką"), which fits the song’s mantra of a man who gets what he wants without apology. Moreover, the recurring "IMHO", "XD" and "Insanely BASED" style of the tweets matches the song’s high‑energy, unapologetically masculine swagger. In short, "Macho Man" captures the user’s self‑identification as a dominant, anti‑feminist male who sees the world as a hierarchy he wants to dominate.

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