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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more anxious episodes. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, self-critical, and intelligent but feels fundamentally out of place, saying things like “I literally have no motivation whatsoever I feel stuck in place and isolated” and “I’m so fucking lost”. Lisa often struggles with perfectionism and self-worth, echoing tweets such as “do you love me still? are my unhealthy habits too much? how can I be perfect for you?”. The user’s fixation on their body and achievement (e.g., “121lbs now but I don’t trust it. I just know this is honeymoon wl. I’m still 140lbs in my head”) parallels Lisa’s constant feeling of never being ‘good enough’ despite evidence to the contrary. At the same time, there’s a sharp, sometimes dark humor and self-awareness—seen in tweets like “bingeing lol (eating normal meal)”—that matches Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize pain and joke dryly about her own misery. While the user is much more extreme in self-destructive behavior than anything shown on The Simpsons, the underlying mix of sensitivity, alienation, and overthinking fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic or oblivious characters like Homer or Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: a lot of their life is in their head, focused on isolation, boredom, and being stuck, e.g. “I literally have no motivation whatsoever I feel stuck in place and isolated” and “guhhh all I ever do is play on my phone and yearn”. Their posts show strong intuition (N), centering on internal states, existential questions, and symbolism rather than concrete, practical detail, like “if God is real, then where is he? why is shit so shitty? if I was God I’d be the GOAT” and imagining future scenarios such as “I pace my room and envision my suicide too much nowadays”. They clearly lean feeling (F): decisions and self‑talk are driven by emotion, self‑worth, and relationships—e.g. “do you love me still? are my unhealthy habits too much? how can I be perfect for you?” and “it makes me so sad when people judge what I’m eating. it genuinely breaks my heart” show a strong sensitivity to others’ opinions and emotional connection. Their life seems quite perceiving (P) rather than structured: they ping‑pong between intentions and impulses—“I think I should get drunk tbh” vs. “I ended up not drinking lol yay”—and their eating and substance use are spontaneous and chaotic, as in “I love hitting my vape and not eating for days. but then… devour everything in sight.”. Taken together—introspective, fantasy‑heavy, emotionally driven, and unstructured—the pattern best matches INFP.

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22 • he/they • grad‑school procrastinator who locks the door to study in peace • once drank too much water & called it a personality– @pixistarved

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This drink hits like someone who tweets “I am so fucking numb rn. very drunk and annoyed at the world.” and then decides “I think I should get drunk tbh” anyway, so the vodka base is unapologetically strong. The sugar-free energy drink and Red Bull nod to their wired, sleepless, starve-and-cram vibe, like locking the door to secretly study in “imagine hiding studying … ehehe ok” and living on fumes in “this is genuinely my diet also !!”. A mist of absinthe brings that dizzy, almost-floating feeling of “I genuinely love fasting when high. I love feeling like I’m floating. the pain is a fun added bonus”, turning the cocktail a bit hallucinatory and unsteady. The bruised lemon peel with sea salt is the sharp, self-hating edge of “I’m not skinny enough I gotta die” and “I’m always suicidal but sometimes I get suicidal to the point where I might actually do it.”, a sour bitterness that lingers longer than it should. Finally, the pink cotton-candy syrup is their flirty, horny, needy softness—someone who can tweet “sorry I spam liked your tweets it’s because I’m in love with you and now maladaptive daydream about you” and “husband…. pleaaese punch me in the face and call me slurs… and then hug me and tell me how awesome I am afterwards”—sickly sweet on top, even when everything underneath burns.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly Gryffindor mix of recklessness, raw emotion, and dark bravado. Their repeated, almost flippant engagement with their own suicidality – for example, “lowkey I sleep with my door unlocked so that it won’t be too difficult for my parents to find my body when I finally die” and “I’m always suicidal but sometimes I get suicidal to the point where I might actually do it. I envision it far too often. I think of my body hanging from the ceiling and find comfort” – reads less as careful self‑preservation and more as a kind of fatalistic, performative courage in the face of pain. Their impulsivity is obvious in posts like “I think I should get drunk tbh” and “a relapse !!!! happening live!!!!”, where they lean into risky choices rather than calculating outcomes like a Slytherin might. Even their self‑destructive eating and fasting behavior is framed in terms of intensity and extremity: “lowkey I starve myself for that euphoric feeling. I used to stay up all night to feel euphoric but now I just starve”, showcasing a willingness to push themselves to painful limits. While they have flashes of wit and self‑analysis, the dominant pattern is heated, impulsive, and confrontational with their own suffering, which aligns much more with Gryffindor’s reckless bravery than with the steadiness of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self‑interest of Slytherin.

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A well-suited song is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures self-destructive romanticization, body image issues, and a longing to be someone else. They talk openly about starving and weight obsession, like “lowkey I starve myself for that euphoric feeling” and “121lbs now but I don’t trust it... I’m still 140lbs in my head”, echoing the song’s fixation on beauty and self-harm. Their recurring suicidality and numbness, such as “I’m always suicidal but sometimes I get suicidal to the point where I might actually do it” and “lowkey gonna kill myself but not rn unfortunately”, mirrors the song’s morbid wish to have been a “teen idle” with scars and wasted potential. The confusion about identity and gender, like “I change my pronouns too often” and “maybe I’m not trans maybe I’m just exhausted of being me”, also aligns with the song’s theme of not knowing who you are while performing an idealized, broken version of yourself. Even their dark humor about addiction and self-ruin, like “I literally just need a plug oh my gosh I need someone to help me ruin my life even more”, fits the song’s blend of glamor and decay.

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