Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-deprecating humor: Frequently jokes about themself and their life, e.g. “ben orospu bu da çocugum biz orospu cocugu” and “roses are red violets are blue benim yarrağım büyük seninki küçük”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares feeling bad, scared, or overwhelmed, e.g. “iyi hissetmiyorum” and “bu gece cok korkuyorum iyi geceler yeni yılı sikeyim”.
- Playful creativity: Uses playful, inventive language and rhymes, e.g. “üşüdüm üşüdüm damdan elma düşürdüm elmamı yediler götümü de siktiler” and “HURGER KING AĞZIMDA BURGER KING ISTIYPRUM AĞZIMDA BIR KING ISTIYORUM”.
- Body-positivity edge: Shows flashes of appreciating their own looks despite insecurity, e.g. “bu guzellık si kimden geliyo” and quoting pics with “allahım cok guzel off bismillah”.
- Direct communication: Speaks very plainly about needs and boundaries, e.g. asking for help or money “paraya ihtiyacım var” and telling people not to come “kadıköydeyim ama gelmeyin”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Tweets about ending their life or harming themself, e.g. “kendimi mldürücem gerizekali” and “canıma kıyacam terzinin önünde cok korkuyoeum”.
- Hostile outbursts: Frequently uses aggressive insults toward others, e.g. “ağzına bokumu sürdüğüm ne sırıtyosun bana bakma otobuste gözle tavize ugruyorum gözünü hötüne sok geberrrrr” and “küstüm senle konuşma benle yarrağımı kırdın sikik kelle”.
- Health neglect: Mentions serious symptoms while joking or minimizing, e.g. “psikiyatirim ekg istedi conco kalo çarpıntısı yapıor taşikardi diye bana bıraktırcak” and “enfeksion dan dolayı gaftasonu 3 kilo verdim”.
- Low self-worth: Expresses feeling unwanted and questioning existence, e.g. “hicbi arkadasım ailemle tanısmadı… ben niye hayattayom” and “offff biralanmak istiyorum ama hiçbiyer tahat deil hiçbiyerde rahat ve isteniyor gibi hissetmiyırum”.
- Risky intoxication: Regularly posts about being very drunk in public and unwell, e.g. “cok sarhosummmm” and “offf cok sarhosum otobuste altıma salıcam”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely resembles Homer Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, impulsive, but also darkly funny and oddly candid about their body and life. Like Homer, they bounce between over-the-top sexual jokes and everyday misery, for example talking about using toys and explicit desire in posts like “im usüng my rose toy” and “iyi akşamlar her günüm yarraksız geçiyor”. Their dramatic, half-serious self-destruction and health complaints echo Homer’s exaggerated suffering, as when they say “psikiyatirim ekg istedi conco kalo çarpıntısı yapıor taşikardi diye bana bıraktırcak ağlayacam” and “iyi hissetmiyorum”. The mix of drunken chaos, impulsive decisions, and gallows humor in tweets like “ay cok sarjpsummmm” and “offf cok sarhosum otobuste altıma salıcam” fits Homer’s endless loop of bad ideas and immediate regret. Even their moments of raw emotional exhaustion, such as “hicbi arkadasım ailemle tanısmadı ... of ya ben niye hayattayom”, mirror Homer’s occasional glimpses of vulnerability beneath all the crude jokes and reckless behavior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly narrate public, social experiences with strangers and friends, like being drunk on the bus and loudly sharing it (“offff cok sarhosum otobuste altıma salıcam”, “dopdolu otobuste kimse yanıma oturmuyo”), and often invite interaction or comment on others’ behavior (“biri beni evinde ağırlasın yemek yapsın sonra üstümü örtüp siktir olup gitsin”). They are strongly Sensing, focusing on immediate bodily sensations, concrete events, and physical discomforts, such as illness, hunger, sex, and environment: infections, vomiting, pain, black mold, heavy bag, injections, weight changes, and bus experiences dominate their posts (“enfeksion dan dolayı gaftasonu 3 kilo verdim”, “odamda black mold var temizleyemiyorum gitmiyo”). Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-based: they react from emotion, using vivid, sometimes aggressive language, emphasizing hurt, fear, and affection instead of logical argument (“sapıkça konuşuyosunuz hepbiz susun dayanamıyorum amk”, “susun kendimi mldürücem gerizekali ölll”). Finally, they are highly Perceiving: life is portrayed as chaotic, unplanned, and impulsive—drinking, last‑minute decisions, money crises, hospital runs, and self‑deprecating humor about disorganization (“gec kaldm ve dersi bölmeye utanıom diye derse girmiyorum”, “pantalonum terzide kendim dikmeye korktugum icin verdim sonucu kotu olursa canıma kıyacam”). All this fits best with ESFP: expressive, sensory‑driven, emotional, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your bag was 9 kilos… if you’re ever tired of carrying it, I can help you unpack the emotional baggage while you hold the actual bag. Teamwork.
- You keep saying you’re ‘merhume’ and yet every tweet is you respawning in Üsküdar, Kadıköy, on the bus, in the hospital… at this point I think you’re my favorite chaotic immortal NPC.
- You joked that every day is ‘yarraksız’ and you’re opening your back door to science… as an ethical researcher I’d like to apply for a long‑term field study: hypothesis, you deserve better days and softer nights.
- The way you talk about conco, migraines, hospitals, black mold and still manage to make jokes makes you more impressive than any Lana Del Rey ‘how to disappear’ playlist. If you ever want to not disappear, I’d actually show up for you.
- You’re out here drunk in Kadıköy, roasting weird men on the bus, threatening terziler and asking who’ll host you with sweet potatoes… I can’t fix your WhatsApp backups but I can offer: hot meal, clean mold‑free room, and the kind of cuddles where I quietly fuck off after tucking you in—just like you ordered.
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They/them. Istanbul-based overthinker surviving migraines, loud buses & heavier bags. Once lost 3kg in a weekend and still showed up.– @pizzatost31
Your signature cocktail
The Merhume Conco Chaos
This cocktail hits like a sleepless, over-caffeinated night because they literally live on conco/cola and chaos, as in “3 gün conco icmedim 1 kilo aldım ofggg” and “psikiyatirim ekg istedi conco kalo çarpıntısı yapıor taşikardi diye bana bıraktırcak ağlayacam😢😢😢😢”. The cola reduction syrup is their bloodstream, powering them from “gunaydın concodan sonra hemen geri uyufam” to drunk-bus confessions like “offf cok sarhosum otobuste altıma salıcam”. Sour cherry liqueur adds the melodramatic, messy heartbreak vibe of “iyi geceler allah belanızı versin” and “bu gece cok korkuyorum iyi geceler yeni yılı sikeyim”. The pinch of sea salt is for the self-deprecating filth and bus-rant ferocity in lines like “dopdolu otobuste kimse yanıma oturmuyo cunku ben orospucocugutuk” and “ağzına bokumu sürdüğüm ne sırıtyosun bana bakma otobuste gözle tavize ugruyorum”. Finally, the foamed citrus crown represents the oddly hopeful, theatrical flair underneath all the rot and drama—someone who still steps out for a smoke to watch their own reflection and existence, like “cıktım elim götümde sigaramdan yudumlar alarak yansımamı izliyorum”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a combination of reckless honesty, emotional intensity, and a tendency to confront things head‑on that fits Gryffindor best. They consistently overshare in a bold, zero-filter way, e.g. talking about being drunk on the bus and almost losing control of their body in public: “offff cok sarhosum otobuste altıma salıcam”, which reflects impulsiveness and a disregard for embarrassment. They also openly express dark, vulnerable feelings like suicidal ideation and intense distress, e.g. “susun kendimi mldürücem gerizekali ölll of sağduyusuz pic keske önünde kendimi öldürsem”, showing a dramatic, confrontational relationship with their own pain rather than quiet self-preservation. Even their humor is aggressive and combative, such as cursing at people on the bus for staring: “ağzına bokumu sürdüğüm ne sırıtyosun bana bakma otobuste gözle tavize ugruyorum gözünü hötüne sok geberrrrr”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s tendency to lash out and stand up (messily) when they feel wronged. There’s little evidence of long-term strategic self-advancement (Slytherin) or sustained studiousness (Ravenclaw), and their loyalty/kindness to others (Hufflepuff) is overshadowed by raw emotion and chaotic bravery, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Venus Flytrap - MARINA
A fitting song for @pizzatost31 is “Venus Flytrap” by MARINA, which is about owning your chaos, being unapologetically yourself, and turning other people’s judgment into fuel. They’re openly vulgar and self-deprecating in a playful way, calling themself out with tweets like “ben orospu bu da çocugum biz orospu cocugu” and “iyi akşamlar her günüm yarraksız geçiyor”, very much in the spirit of MARINA’s "you don’t have to be like everybody else" defiance. At the same time, they show vulnerable cracks under the bravado, saying things like “iyi hissetmiyorum” and “hicbi arkadasım ailemle tanısmadı tanısmıcak da cok üzülüoeum of ya ben niye hayattayom”, which mirrors the song’s theme of being misunderstood yet determined to thrive. Their hypersexual, body-focused humor in tweets like “HURGER KING AĞZIMDA BURGER KING ISTIYPRUM AĞZIMDA BIR KING ISTIYORUM KING AGZIMA GEL” aligns with the track’s bold, provocative energy. Overall, Venus Flytrap captures their mix of messiness, dark humor, and stubborn survival: someone who knows they’re "too much" for many people and leans into it anyway.
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