Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd jokes like “Lamps are people too They enLIGHTEN us.” and “Wake up Wank. Stand up Wank. Bathroom Wank. Kitchen Wank.” to entertain.
- Creative: Talks about developing their own art style in “I aim to fully develop my own style before the end of the year.” and shares drawings like “Fuck me, I actually drew something that I didn't think was shit for once.”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with gaming and art communities, using tags like “#SplicerFashionShow”, “#bungiedayfasionshow”, and commissioning art in “almost new time to commission ART”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others’ wellbeing in “Reminder to wear your masks properly, sanitize regularly, and be as safe as you possibly can. We can do so much better...”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on personal habits and social behavior in tweets like “Now that I think about it... I stopped drawing for years because almost everyone that saw my art wanted me to draw them. It was tedious.” and “I tend to think most of the people I talk to are idiots in one way or another. Yup.”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Expresses strong negativity about others in “I tend to think most of the people I talk to are idiots in one way or another.” and “The rest can die.”.
- Aggressive‑humor: Uses violent jokes like “I want to punch a baby giraffe in the throat.” and “I'd prefer to kill them with a knife, then proceed to bathe in their blood.”, which can come off as harsh.
- Sexual‑crude: Posts overtly sexual or explicit lines such as “I need her bouncin and schlorpin on it” and multiple late‑night smut tweets like “Half the smut I tweeted just now I've forgotten about.”.
- Dismissive: Downplays others and relationships, as in “Most are just buddies. But they all suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.” and the follower breakdown in “The rest can die.”.
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about their art and situation in harsh terms, like “Fuck me, I actually drew something that I didn't think was shit for once” and “Everything's getting progressively worse as the days go by.... That or I hate a lot of things”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up best with Homer Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, funny, and surprisingly earnest underneath it all. Like Homer’s constant joking and wild asides, they fire off unfiltered, absurd thoughts such as “Wake up Wank. Stand up Wank. Bathroom Wank. Kitchen Wank.” and “I want to punch a baby giraffe in the throat.”. There’s a mix of horny gremlin energy and pop‑culture/gaming obsession in tweets like “I need her bouncin and schlorpin on it” and multiple Destiny and shooter game posts, mirroring Homer’s addictions to TV, food, and mindless fun. At the same time, they show brief flashes of sincerity and care, like “Reminder to wear your masks properly, sanitize regularly, and be as safe as you possibly can. We can do so much better...”, which feels very Homer-trying-his-best. Their bio, “Ye aight / 29 /🧍🏿♂️ / I’m just a commissioner, man /,” plus deadpan lines like “Everything's getting progressively worse as the days go by.... That or I hate a lot of things”, echo Homer’s mix of self‑deprecation and shrugging acceptance of his own messiness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-facing, packed with public jokes and performative bits like “I think I should tweet my current thoughts. #unboxing #bootybusting”, openly horny humor such as “I need her bouncin and schlorpin on it”, and lots of @-replies and contests, suggesting they get energy from interaction and visibility rather than quiet introspection. They favor Intuition over Sensing: their jokes are conceptual and metaphorical (e.g. “she SIVA on my density 'til I go critical” remixing Destiny lore into wordplay, or “Lamps are people too They enLIGHTEN us”), and they often spin absurd, imaginative riffs like “If something happens to the world don't come looking for me. Cuz I will be in another plane of existence.”. Their voice is more Thinking than Feeling: they’re blunt, darkly humorous, and frequently dismissive (e.g. “I follow 44 people. 10 of them are humorous. 4 of them provide information. The rest can die.” and “I tend to think most of the people I talk to are idiots in one way or another.”), prioritizing candor and detached critique over harmony. They read as Perceiving: their tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment streams of consciousness like “I think I should tweet my current thoughts.”, sudden creative vows such as “I aim to fully develop my own style before the end of the year. This, I will get done.” without follow‑through structure shown, and chaotic late-night thought dumps about coffee, cereal, and wanking, all illustrating spontaneity rather than structured planning. Put together, this expressive, idea-spinning, irreverently logical, and improvisational style most closely matches ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘stopped drawing for years because everyone wanted you to draw them’—so I’ll behave and just ask if I can take you on a date instead of asking for a commission.
- You ‘be dressin’’ in that #SplicerFashionShow fit and talking about faction drip in Destiny and Black Ops 3—mind if I queue up as your fireteam plus-one instead of just another random in your mentions?
- You once tweeted that riding a dragon while shooting missiles was a ‘pretty cool dream’—how about we start smaller: coffee first, then we work our way up to dragons and world‑saving.
- For someone who tweeted ‘I follow 44 people… 10 of them are humorous, 4 provide information, the rest can die,’ I’m just trying to land in the ‘humorous’ category… and maybe earn a promotion to ‘person you’d actually hug without ripping out their spine.’
- You went from ‘this furry stuff is kinda okay send tweet’ to commissioning art and posting bunny girls and buny pics—so if we ever hang out, should I show up as a Guardian, a bunny, or just a guy who thinks your taste is immaculate?
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Commissioner of cool art & cursed ideas. Gamer, late‑night coffee addict, once rode a dragon in a dream and never really came back down.– @pkcarnegie
Your signature cocktail
Down in Ohio Schlorp & Strike
This drink leans strong and broody with dark rum and cold brew, echoing their gamer-grind and late-night energy from posts like “Shingeki no Sleep” and “I need some mo coffee”. The vanilla syrup nods to their sweeter, unexpectedly soft side amid the edge, like “I just wanna go home and hug her bro” and the birthday warmth in “Solid birthday this year, much love”. Citrus liqueur cuts through with chaotic brightness for the unfiltered, shitposty humor of “Wake up Wank. Stand up Wank. Bathroom Wank. Kitchen Wank.” and “You know what, this furry stuff is kinda okay send tweet”. Chocolate bitters deepen things with a slightly bitter, self-aware edge pulled from lines like “I tend to think most of the people I talk to are idiots in one way or another.” and “Everything's getting progressively worse as the days go by.... That or I hate a lot of things”. Overall it’s a strong, slightly sweet, slightly bitter, experimental mix—just like a commissioner who proudly declares “Ye aight” and still says “today I will draw in my downtime”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a consistently playful, introspective, and creative mind that aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They talk about developing their own style and artistic identity in a very self‑aware, goal-oriented way: “I aim to fully develop my own style before the end of the year. This, I will get done.”, which reflects a Ravenclaw focus on self-improvement and mastery. There’s also a stream-of-consciousness run of observational jokes and odd thoughts, like “Lamps are people too They enLIGHTEN us. Also it's dark in here” and “Honey Smacks looks remotely like little teapots wisking away in a magical carriage. Some look like vagoos.”, showcasing wit and imaginative, offbeat thinking. Even their gaming commentary is reflective and analytical, for instance summing up multiplayer design in a meta way: “If I could sum up Call of Duty's multiplayer with one sentence, it would be from my experiences.”. While there are hints of ambition and edge that could lean Slytherin, the dominant pattern is a curious, quippy, self-reflective creator’s mindset—very much in line with Ravenclaw values.
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Your song
HUMBLE. - Kendrick Lamar
A fitting song for @pkcarnegie is “HUMBLE.” because their timeline mixes confidence, dark humor, and self-awareness in a way that mirrors Kendrick’s blunt, no-filter energy. Their bio already sets the tone: “Ye aight / 29 /🧍🏿♂️ / I’m just a commissioner, man /”, a laid-back flex that doesn’t try too hard. They regularly drop raw, unfiltered thoughts like “I tend to think most of the people I talk to are idiots in one way or another. Yup.” and “I follow 44 people. 10 of them are humorous. 4 of them provide information. The rest can die.”, echoing the song’s cutting, tell-it-like-it-is attitude. At the same time, there’s a grounded, reflective side in posts like “The time for reflection is over, now we move forward” and “I aim to fully develop my own style before the end of the year. This, I will get done.”, which matches the track’s underlying theme of growth and self-definition. Even their mix of gaming, art, and chaotic humor—like “You know what, this furry stuff is kinda okay send tweet” and “Wake up Wank. Stand up Wank. Bathroom Wank. Kitchen Wank.”—fits the song’s vibe of unapologetically being yourself while not taking everything too seriously.
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