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Your Simpsons character
The best fit is Lisa Simpson, but as if she grew up extremely online and funneled her intellectual energy into leftist shitposting and horny irony. Like Lisa, they’re politically engaged and explicitly ideological, calling themselves a “marxist” in the bio and posting about communism and socialism with jokes like “you’re not a Communist just by wanting to be” and “they build mass affordable housing so people don’t have to be homeless? wow. what evil tankie soviets!!!”. There’s also Lisa’s intense, sometimes melodramatic introspection mirrored in posts like “I’m unloved and living in filth” and “im 24 years old and im dying”. Their fixation on art, media, and philosophy (e.g., Silent Hill, Higurashi, Tsukihime, Camus, Nietzsche) updates Lisa’s overachieving bookishness into a modern weeb-philosophy mashup: “Camus son or Nietzsche son (you can’t kill yourself)”. The big difference is that where canon Lisa is earnest and PG, this user expresses the same restless intellect through explicit, self-deprecating sexual humor and dark, politically charged posting, like “Marx never considered gooning” and “She surplus labor on my commodity until I production”, making them feel like a chaotic adult-Lisa from a much more unhinged universe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets reference feeling unloved or lonely and an intense inner life rather than busy socializing, e.g. “I’m unloved and living in filth” and “Please I’m feining for a females touch😖”, plus lots of solo gaming/anime/visual novel content like “every time I read tsukihime I stop after arcueid’s route because of real life stuff distracting me”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they gravitate to abstract, philosophical and ideological themes such as Marxism and existentialism, seen in tweets like “you’re not a Communist just by wanting to be”, “all I know is that I don't know”, and “Camus son or Nietzsche son (you can’t kill yourself)”. The emotional intensity, romantic fixation, and self‑sacrifice imagery indicate Feeling (F) over detached logic, e.g. “I’d cut off all my fingers just to touch you”, “Fall in love again and again”, and even dark emotional posts like “who wants a suicide pact”. They skew Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and self‑deprecating, with little sense of planning or structure, such as “blehhhhhh”, “reading every word very intently in the tsukihime h scenes 🧐”, and constant shifts between politics, memes, sex jokes, and games. Taken together, an introspective, romantic, ideologically driven but unstructured personality fits INFP better than other types.

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Film/game nerd, recovering gooner, part-time theologian of Silent Hill. Once read every Tsukihime H-scene ‘for research.’ Opinions are my own.– @placentahj

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Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense, chaotic energy and willingness to flirt with oblivion, like asking “who wants a suicide pact” and declaring “im 24 years old and im dying”. Cherry liqueur adds a sticky, romantic sweetness for lines like “Fall in love again and again” and “I’ll love you beyond my dying breath”. Fiery ginger beer captures their sharp, slightly unhinged humor and pain-play fixation from “my penis is very masochist” and “i’ve never ruptured a guys balls but i really want to”. Lime juice keeps it bright and punchy, reflecting their playful posting style in things like “Marx never considered gooning” and “being a cuckold is revolutionary”. The activated charcoal salt rim nods to their marxist bio, their dark humor about death in “I’m waiting For that Final moment”, and their readiness to hex enemies with posts like “praying for Charlie Kirk’s slow painful death”.

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The song Creep fits amelia’s mix of self-loathing, dark humor, and yearning for love and acceptance. They repeatedly post about feeling broken or disgusting, like “I’m a disgusting pervert” and “I’m unloved and living in filth”, echoing the song’s core insecurity and self-disgust. There’s also a constant oscillation between suicidal ideation and longing for connection, seen in “who wants a suicide pact” and the desperate romantic tone of “I’d cut off all my fingers just to touch you”, which matches the song’s tension between obsession and self-hatred. Even when they joke about aging and decay, like “im 24 years old and im dying”, it carries the same bittersweet, alienated vibe that defines Creep. Overall, the song’s theme of feeling fundamentally wrong yet still craving to be seen and loved mirrors the emotional through-line of their timeline.

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