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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, horny, and irreverent sense of humor that leans into shock value and juvenile jokes. Their bio location "your moms house" and tweets like “I just peed my pants” and “Im shitting rn” mirror Bart’s love of crude bodily-humor and deliberate immaturity. The aggressively thirsty posts such as “I want cock” and “no lube, no protection, all night, all day…” feel like an older, internet-poisoned Bart who never lost his prankster edge, just made it more explicit. Their dramatic fandom gushing in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GLORIOUS MAGNIFICENT KING! … I love you chuuya!” also fits Bart’s tendency to get intensely fixated on niche interests. Overall, they carry Bart’s mix of mischief, irreverence, and chaotic energy, dialed up to extremely online levels.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is loud, performative, and oriented toward entertaining an audience, with dramatic oversharing like “I just peed my pants”, hypersexual bits like “I want cock”, and attention-grabbing bathroom humor such as “Im shitting rn”. They appear Intuitive rather than grounded in concrete, practical details: they riff in absurd, imaginative ways, e.g. “Im leaking flowers out of my anus hole” and surreal chains like “no lube, no protection, all night… vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmic, while I gasp”. Their style is strongly Feeling: they lead with emotional intensity and personal fixation—gushing affection in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GLORIOUS MAGNIFICENT KING!... I love you chuuya!”, horny enthusiasm in “I think i would FUCK jabber… and i think i would fail to FUCK tamsy but imma still try”, and melodramatic complaints like “I fucking hate it here”, rather than logical analysis. They clearly favor Perceiving over structured Judging: their tweets are impulsive desires and reactions—“I want... I WANT TO GOON!!!”, “I want robux”, “Can somebody pls give 2 dolar”—with no sign of planning, order, or long-term organization. Altogether, the high-energy social posting, imaginative absurdity, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous, desire-driven behavior best fit ENFP.

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Part-time menace, full-time illustrator. Once threatened a bathroom over surprise cheese. Manga, doodles & unhinged thoughts – views my own.– @plast1cf0rk420

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The spiced dark rum is for their unhinged, horny core energy, the kind that declares “no lube, no protection, all night, all day…” and casually tweets “I want cock”. Sour green apple liqueur captures their chaotic, slightly feral humor, like “Im shitting rn” and the bathroom-threat masterpiece “if u say theres cheese in this after ive taken a fat bite im gonna unleash the nastiest dirtiest part of the swamp upon your bathroom”. The chocolate cream liqueur is the secretly sweet, affectionate side behind the gremlin act, seen in gushes like “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GLORIOUS MAGNIFICENT KING! ... I love you chuuya!” and the simple joy of “im so birthdayful”. Chili bitters add heat for their thirsty fandom takes—“I think i would FUCK jabber… enjin… gris… semiu… and i think i would fail to FUCK tamsy but imma still try”—and the dramatic flair of “Chuuya nakahara i want you”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water represents the crackhead, bubbly timeline scrolling from “I want... I WANT TO GOON!!!” to “do NOT open twitter in public bro🙏”, keeping the drink playful, chaotic, and dangerously drinkable—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
This user fits best in Gryffindor because of their boldness, shamelessness, and impulsive oversharing. They casually tweet things like “I just peed my pants” and “Im shitting rn”, which shows a reckless lack of concern for dignity or social judgment that aligns with Gryffindor’s brash courage. Their hypersexual, no-filter posts such as “no lube, no protection, all night, all day…” and “I want cock” suggest impulsivity and acting on desire in the moment. Even when jokingly threatening consequences, like “if u say theres cheese in this after ive taken a fat bite im gonna unleash the nastiest dirtiest part of the swamp upon your bathroom”, they lean into dramatic, almost combative energy rather than strategic manipulation (which would be more Slytherin). While there is some creativity and humor (e.g., surreal posts like “Im leaking flowers out of my anus hole”), it’s expressed through loud, chaotic bravery rather than quiet intellectualism, placing them squarely in Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, irreverent energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they openly describe themselves as a teen in a messy way, joking about age and context in posts like “15 yr old boy btw”. Their timeline swings between absurd humor and oversharing, from “I just peed my pants” to unfiltered horniness like “I want cock”, which mirrors the song’s mix of angst, rebellion, and dark comedy about teen life. The way they dramatize everything—“I fucking hate it here” one moment, then “im so birthdayful” the next—captures the emotional whiplash that Teenagers taps into. Even their bio, “🚯🚯🚯 im still employed,” and chaotic threats like “Im shitting rn” have the same "I don’t care if this is too much" attitude that defines the song’s snarky, rebellious tone.

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