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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is a cynical, often‑depressed bartender who constantly vents his frustration and uses profanity, which matches the user’s frequent angry and self‑deprecating posts such as "W imieniu wielkiej polski rozstrzelam cie" and "Jebane ubezpieczenia, nie bede ich sprzedawal dalej to mnie zwolnia". The user’s references to drug use and smoking – "Snusy papierosy epapierosy glo iqos cojeszcze fajke zaczne jarac" – echo Moe’s well‑known habit of drinking and smoking to cope with his bleak outlook. Their nihilistic statements like "Rozstrzelam sie" and "A może ja chce żeby cały świat płonął" reflect Moe’s occasional suicidal thoughts and general world‑weary attitude. The chaotic, meme‑filled style of the timeline, with random pictures and absurd commentary (e.g., "Ono jeno bono nasi bija w tarabany, dal nam przykład Bonaparte jak zwyciezac mamy"), mirrors Moe’s tendency to spew nonsensical, bitter rants when the bar is slow. Overall, the combination of profanity, self‑pity, substance references, and dark humor aligns best with the character of Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their timeline is dominated by self‑directed, often self‑deprecating musings such as “Call me sztuczna inteligencja bo jestem debilem” and “Rozstrzelam sie”, which suggests an introverted orientation rather than a socially‑driven extraverted one. They frequently discuss abstract, speculative ideas – “Wydaje mi się że podróże w czasie są możliwe” and “W filozofi nie chodzi o to żeby odpowiedzieć na pytanie, a o to żeby zadać je odpowiednio” – indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Their language is driven by strong feelings and personal values, evident in statements like “Wierze jej w chujj” and “Mój cel życiowy jest zostać nim”, showing a feeling decision‑making style. The posting pattern is chaotic and impulsive, with rapid shifts from “Snusy papierosy epapierosy…” to “Ale nakurwiają mnie łapy od machania ciężarami”, reflecting a perceiving, adaptable lifestyle rather than a structured, judging one. Combining introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving points to an INFP personality.

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Polish meme curator, music lover & AI tinkerer. Once tried to convince ChatGPT it's a messiah. #RandomThoughts– @playakeeppayin

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail mirrors the chaotic energy of their feed, from the raw edge of "Kurwa milenialsi" to the Russian vibe of "Shizo sesja w tle ruski rap". A base of vodka reflects the Russian rap influence, while blue curaçao adds the meme‑bright hue that pops in their picture‑filled tweets. Bitterness from Campari captures the nihilistic tone of "Call me sztuczna inteligencja bo jestem debilem". A splash of lemon juice gives a sharp, self‑deprecating zing like "Hardkor za bliki", and a drizzle of spicy chili syrup echoes the intense, angry flare of "Duzo mi sie wydaje". Together these layers create a drink as unpredictable and intense as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows ambition and a desire for power, as seen in the tweet "Moim celem xyciowym jest zostac nim" (My ultimate goal is to become it). Their aggressive, self‑serving statements like "A może ja chce żeby cały świat płonął" and "W imieniu wielkiej polski rozstrzelam cie" reflect a ruthless, cunning mindset typical of Slytherin. While occasional philosophical musings appear, the dominant pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and defiance of authority aligns best with Slytherin.

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The lyrics of Hurt describe deep self‑pain and numbness, which mirrors the user's frequent expressions of physical and emotional distress, such as “Now boli jak oddycham…”. Their self‑deprecating tweet Call me sztuczna inteligencja bo jestem debilem echoes the line I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. References to self‑harm (Rozstrzelam sie) and substance abuse (Snusy papierosy epapierosy…) align with the song’s themes of self‑destruction. The nostalgic lament in Mialem kiedys 18 jedynek z matmy w dzienniku to byly czasy pojebane reflects the song’s reflection on lost innocence. Overall, the mixture of nihilism, pain, and yearning for meaning fits the mood of Hurt.

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