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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention-seeking, and darkly funny with flashes of unexpected emotional depth. Like Bart, they lean into provocation and shock humor, e.g. “in this life youre either the raper or the raped.. #poet” and “under my dicktatorship..”, reveling in being "problematic" and transgressive. They’re also very performative and ego-forward, bragging in a self-aware way like “I’m such an interesting amazing charming person must be so awesome being obsessed with me because im just so cool and enchanting that’s why everybody loves me” and “imagine you’re hating me online and im just in my room flexing and making grunting noises”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side under the bravado, similar to Bart’s rare serious moments, shown in tweets like “I feel like I was supposed to feel something but I can’t” and “I usually don’t feel a lot of things so it’s always exciting to actually feel like a person every now and then”. The mix of juvenile humor, rebellion, obsession with being noticed, and glimpses of real emotional conflict makes Bart the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they thrive on interaction, attention, and public performance, boasting about social dynamics and being perceived, e.g. “im not JUST a joejack shipper.. I am THE joejackster. the master of the joejack shippers and the president of the joejack nation” and “imagine you’re hating me online and im just in my room flexing and making grunting noises”. Their posts are highly conceptual and meta, focusing on dark relationship dynamics, identity, and abstractions more than concrete daily details, which fits Intuition (N), as in “the only thing that categorizes you as human is the species you were born into, not your ability to feel or not feel” and the repeated fascination with toxic/Stockholm themes like “make the top #abusive and give the bottom stockholm syndrome”. They lean strongly Thinking (T): their tone is blunt, combative, and often dismissive of emotional niceties, such as “some people are so dumb and pathetic it annoys me” and the clinical self-analysis in “I’m not a narcissist because narcissists inflate their fragile egos… I simply think I’m great because I’m realistic, the evidence speaks for itself”. Their lifestyle and language show Perceiving (P): impulsive, flexible, and anti-structured—“I know I said I wouldn’t but guess what bitches I’m doing whatever I want whenever I want if I want when I want and how I want” and the chaotic creativity in “im having too many ideas and its driving me insane”. Overall, the combination of provocative humor, debate-like defensiveness over problematic ships (“me when some rwtard spawns out of the deep seas of hell to tell me i can’t ship joejack bc they’re toxic”), abstract moral/identity takes, and spontaneous chaos fits ENTP better than neighboring types.

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jack | artist, joejack propagandist & part-time narcissist. once spent all night painting a guy I hate to admit I relate to. opinions my own.– @pluckedsprings

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum is the unhinged main spirit, loud and dangerous, like them declaring “in this life youre either the raper or the raped.. #poet” and ruling as “THE joejackster. the master of the joejack shippers and the president of the joejack nation”. Espresso liqueur captures their sleepless, obsessive fixation, from “spent the whole night painting him. I swear if I mess tjis up im killing someone” to the jittery confession “im going insane”. Chili‑chocolate syrup adds a sweet burn for their mix of sexual menace and romantic intensity, echoing “I will make you happy.. and I will love you.. hard.. really hard.. you wanting it or not..” and “if i was a bad bitch i’d wanna fuck me too”. Cream softens the blow, hinting at the vulnerable underlayer behind lines like “I want someone to take care of” and “I’ve actually never felt so human, I wonder if this is how normal people feel”. The black sea salt rim is there for the self-aware edge and misanthropy in “some people are so dumb and pathetic it annoys me” and their proud, dark self-mythologizing in “under my dicktatorship..”. Strong, slightly bitter, sweet, and a little violent, this cocktail is basically them in a glass: if you were a bad bitch, you’d wanna drink you too.

Your Hogwarts House
Jack shows a strong mix of ambition, self‑mythologizing, and a comfort with being seen as "problematic" that leans heavily Slytherin. They explicitly frame themself as superior and realistic about their greatness in “I’m not a narcissist because narcissists inflate their fragile egos… I simply think I’m great because I’m realistic, the evidence speaks for itself” and as a leader figure in fandom in “I’m not JUST a joejack shipper.. I am THE joejackster. the master of the joejack shippers and the president of the joejack nation”. There’s a clear embrace of being feared, desired, or demonized over being pitied in tweets like “I like being demonized sometimes but having that as a default mode is not what I want.. but also don’t ever treat me like I’m some lost puppy, never” and their repeated dark, possessive fantasies about control and coercive love, such as “I will make you happy.. and I will love you.. hard.. really hard.. you wanting it or not.. and you will love it.. hopefully..”. They are openly strategic about their image and limits, e.g. wanting to push boundaries without ruining their reputation in “i need to start making more problematic joejack media but nothing that would get me crucified”. Even when they talk about emotions, it’s through a lens of self‑awareness and control—“I usually don’t feel a lot of things so it’s always exciting to actually feel like a person every now and then” and “the only thing that categorizes you as human is the species you were born into… I may be different but that does not automatically turn me into some kind of evil thing”—which reads more like Slytherin self‑definition than Gryffindor heart‑on‑sleeve or Hufflepuff warmth. Their blend of ego, calculated boundary‑pushing, dark romanticization of power, and desire to be the center of attention strongly marks them as Slytherin.

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A dark, cocky, slightly unhinged confidence runs through both the song and their tweets, like when they say “imagine you’re hating me online and im just in my room flexing and making grunting noises” and “I’m such an interesting amazing charming person must be so awesome being obsessed with me because im just so cool and enchanting that’s why everybody loves me”. The song’s mix of menace and glam fits their blend of erotic aggression and joking violence, echoed in tweets like “in this life youre either the raper or the raped.. #poet” and “#rape that bottom”. Their self-mythologizing as a kind of villainous monarch, e.g. “under my dicktatorship..” and calling themself “THE joejackster. the master of the joejack shippers and the president of the joejack nation”, matches the song’s crown imagery perfectly. At the same time, the hints of emotional detachment and abnormality—“I usually don’t feel a lot of things so it’s always exciting to actually feel like a person every now and then” and “the only thing that categorizes you as human is the species you were born into… I may be different but that does not automatically turn me into some kind of evil thing”—mirror Billie’s eerie, detached tone. Overall, you should see me in a crown captures their theatrical, obsessive, villain-core persona and the way they revel in being a little feared and adored at the same time.

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