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Your Simpsons character
They come off as a thoughtful, slightly overworked nerd with strong niche interests, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa juggling school and passions, they complain about studying and essays while still grinding at the gym and engaging with media: “it’s 1 degree outside and my radiator is broken and i don’t have any blankets and i still have to keep writing this essay… oh lord send a SIGN” and “trying to avoid dairy/whey so i’ll stop breaking out but sleeping super late anyways so i still break out… studying is literally a prison”. Their fandom brain—into anime, games, drag race, and oddly specific music and characters like Litwick—mirrors Lisa’s deep dives into jazz, books, and causes: “average litwick enthusiast” and “canto 9 pt 3 predictions, im SO excited for the mili song”. They’re also introspective and emotionally aware about social dynamics and online friendships, as seen in “caption is how it felt seeing oomf like 7 of my posts and comment and then unfollow + delete everything by the next morning 😵💫 like what LMAO”. Even when they joke crudely or thirst-post from the gym—“back and biceps // so kiss me like your mirror 🗣️ eye me like a queer 🗣️”—it still reads as a smart, self-aware teen navigating identity and body image, very much in line with a modern, online version of Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with oomfs, ask for recs, and enjoy public connection, e.g. asking for cosplay suggestions and engaging with replies in “any cosplay suggestions 😋 building up a list”, plus their delight at a stranger interaction in “shoutout to the girl who yelled laughing from across the street bc we were wearing the same jacket 😭😭😭😭 london is crazy”. They seem iNtuitive (N): their timeline is full of media analysis, abstract takes, and pattern-spotting in stories and games, like “just finished the s5 stranger things finale and why wasn’t the entire cast mega arrested and put in jail???” and meta commentary on game design in “swiping to see 1 billion unique status effects again… when we get a simple 1 page unit we’ll know god is dead”. They’re clearly Feeling (F): their judgments are rooted in emotional reactions and interpersonal values, whether calling out creepy behavior in “pissing in the mall and i realise the guy to my right is looking over slowjerking his shit 😨😨😨 like HELLO” or empathizing with moots and creators in “my oomfs are actually the cutest like ong… kisses all around love yall 🫶🫶”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their sleep is chaotic (“slept at 6am woke up at 1pm oh yesssss”), gym and study life are navigated flexibly rather than rigidly structured, and they often make spontaneous plans like “gonna be in london soon… anybody have recs for shit to do there”. Altogether, the highly social, expressive, media-obsessed, emotionally driven, and spontaneous vibe best fits ENFP.

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HK→LDN | 6'0 student & gym log enthusiast | once snorted spicy rice mid-episode & powered through the workout anyway | cosplay + games + drag race– @pluggedinbaby

Your signature cocktail
The jasmine green tea–infused gin nods to their bubble tea runs and softer side, inspired by “one bubble tea jasmine base half sugar regular ice”, while keeping the drink strong like their relentless gym grind logs. A layer of peach oolong clear whey foam riffs on their supplement obsession and throne plug, referencing “need more of this peach tea clear whey… omfg it’s SO good”. The Sichuan pepper and chili honey syrup captures their chaotic, spicy humor and accidental self-torture, like “snorted too hard so now my nose smells like sichuan spices 😐”. Chewy tapioca pearls at the bottom represent their playful, oomf-obsessed social life and desire for connection, echoing “liking people’s posts in an attempt to be moots literally feels like this”. Finally, activated charcoal shimmer gives the drink a dark, ghostly glow for the litwick / chandelure love and goth gamer vibes, drawn from “average litwick enthusiast” and “anyhoo litwick hunt completed 😜 and i got matching fits~”, making it an experimental, aesthetic cocktail that still hits like a heavy set on chest day.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining throughline is consistent, down‑to‑earth hard work and warmth toward others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Nearly every other tweet is a gym log, showing steady, unflashy commitment to routine like “back and biceps // taking bf applications here is my resumé” and “legs // plugging my throne link in bio cause i need more of this peach tea clear whey… omfg it’s SO good”, where the tone is more playful than vain. They’re consistently affectionate toward their friends and followers, e.g. “my oomfs are actually the cutest like ong… kisses all around love yall 🫶🫶” and asking for gift advice with “oomfies any recs for hair/body mist? getting a gift for a friend of mine and looking for something floral + isn’t too strong”, which shows thoughtfulness and consideration. Even when ranting or joking, they’re more bemused than cruel, like “in the gym and some twink is wearing a tee w a naked girl tied up drooling print on it 😀😀 what are we doing here”, indicating a basic sense of fairness and decency. While they are ambitious about fitness and cosplay ideas, the dominant vibe is loyal, hardworking, and kind rather than power-hungry or purely intellectual, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song like “POWER” by Kanye West fits them because their whole feed is about leveling up, being seen, and owning their strength—literally and figuratively. Their constant gym logs, like “shoulders // just big and shit” and “back and biceps // so kiss me like your mirror 🗣️ eye me like a queer 🗣️”, radiate that high‑confidence, main‑character energy the song embodies. They’re playful and a bit dramatic about their own image, for example “chest and tris // merry christmas yall 😜 sincerely, me and my veins” and “hugged oomfirl and my arm looked good”, which mirrors the song’s unapologetic self‑focus. At the same time, they’re very online, very opinionated, and love a bit of chaos—ranting about TV and games like “just finished the s5 stranger things finale and why wasn’t the entire cast mega arrested and put in jail???” and living for Drag Race drama like “fucking LIVING that jane dont’s entire storyline is that she’s good at drag race”—which matches the song’s intense, dramatic vibe. All together, their mix of gym grind, pop‑culture obsession, and confident, theatrical posting style lines up well with the maximal, dominant energy of “POWER.”

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