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The user’s constant venting about work, tech glitches and adult responsibilities – “Code messing up and I can't call out work cause their shitty system is down” and “Job interview today” – mirrors Homer’s frequent frustrations at the nuclear plant. Their frantic, profanity‑laden outbursts about sports, such as “Can't even laugh because we bout go from 8 2 to 8 9” and “Bruh I wasn't on the game at all this year😭😭😭”, echo Homer’s emotional, often irrational reactions to the Springfield Isotopes. The exaggerated anger towards politics – “I HATE TRUMP MAN FUCK😂😂😂” – and the tendency to exaggerate personal misery fit Homer’s comic‑driven melodrama. Overall, the mix of adult duties, clueless complaints, and over‑the‑top emotional sarcasm best aligns with Homer Simpson’s personality.

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The user shows extraverted behavior by posting outspoken, emotionally charged comments in real time, such as "I HATE TRUMP MAN FUCK😂😂😂" and frequently sharing personal reactions. Their focus on concrete, present‑moment details—like game scores, player performance, and specific events (e.g., "Both these qbs awful and mines is somehow playing worse rn" or "I PASSED")—indicates a sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal feelings and values, evident in emotional outbursts and value‑laden language ("I HATE TRUMP MAN", "I feel like I get flashbanged with pages of this Manga"). The user’s style is spontaneous and flexible, often reacting on the fly ("I gotta study for my final Wednesday anyway just let me know how much the eagles lost by when I get up"), which aligns with a perceiving orientation.

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Philadelphia Eagles fan & football analyst, gamer, occasional meme creator. Missed a game once stuck on a SEPTA train during a snowstorm.– @plzget_gud

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a diehard Eagles fan, mixing strong bourbon with bitter Campari to echo the frustration in tweets like "Another Hurts disasterclass" and "I HATE TRUMP MAN FUCK😂😂😂". The electric blue hue from blue curaçao references the user’s mention of "I might run a branded blue eyes deck if that can work somehow😭😭", adding a playful pop of color amidst the bitterness. A splash of ginger beer brings a spicy fizz that mirrors the "fire" of their gaming and sports rants, like "Magaquon gets the spiked one" and the icy "Gotta deal with the 'Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority' in the snow" vibe, cooling the heat just enough to keep the drink drinkable. Together, the layers reflect the user’s mix of humor, profanity, and relentless passion, making "The 2DSX Dayl Derby" a perfect toast to their wild online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets show a strong desire to shape conversation and gain attention through bold, provocative statements, such as “I HATE TRUMP MAN FUCK😂😂😂” and the frequent use of the “Magaquon” meme (“Magaquon linked up with trump and his checks not paying the rent”). They also display self‑confidence and a willingness to push controversial nonsense, as they claim “I enjoy the nonsense I put out in the world and I don’t get blitzed for it either,” reflecting Slytherin’s resourcefulness and ambition. Their critical, strategic commentary on games and media (“...gaming as a medium is dead but he's clearly complaining about the games poor data optimization”) demonstrates a cunning, analytical approach typical of Slytherin. Overall, the blend of provocative self‑promotion, strategic meme‑use, and ambition to dominate discourse aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user’s tweets show a mix of angry political commentary (“I HATE TRUMP MAN FUCK😂😂😂”), frustration with perceived ‘MAGA’ allies (“Magaquon linked up with trump and his checks not paying the rent”), and constant disappointment with their beloved Eagles (“Another Hurts disasterclass”, “Bruh I wasn't on the game at all this year😭😭😭”). The rebellious, fed‑up tone of Green Day’s “American Idiot” – especially the chorus “Don’t want to be an American idiot” – mirrors the user’s disdain for the current political climate and the feeling of being forced to watch a losing team. The song’s high‑energy punk vibe also fits a sports‑obsessed fan who wants to scream “enough!” while watching the Eagles’ struggles. Its lyrical theme of rejecting the status‑quo and shouting “I’m not a part of your game” captures both the political anger and the sports‑team frustration evident in the timeline.

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