Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-deprecating humor: Frequently jokes at own expense, like “Cada dia com a autoestima menor e o pau maior” and “A vida me ensinou a nunca desistir' Pena que eu não prestei atenção”, using humor to talk about insecurities.
- Affectionate friend: Interacts warmly with friends, tagging them in greetings like “Boa noite @nandoo__o”, “Bom dia @Lu_Shaotang”, and joking that “O @Lu_Shaotang não para de pensar em mim🥰🥰”.
- Creative playful: Shows inventive, playful ideas such as the word game in “Brincadeira Foda Eu falo uma palavra...” and custom jokes about Corinthians like “O megazord o Enormosauro de Itaquera”.
- Passionate fan: Displays strong enthusiasm for football and Corinthians in tweets like “O Corinthians tem a chance de fazer algo muito engraçado...” and “Pretendo meter uma do Corinthians Na panturrilha provavelmente”.
- Nerdy anime-fan: Expresses interest in anime/manga, referencing Dandadan and Sasaki in tweets like “Colocar a Sasaki que é bom nada né fdp” and “Simplesmente Dandadan senhoras e senhores”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-image: Talks about low self-esteem and lack of romantic experience in tweets like “Cada dia com a autoestima menor e o pau maior” and the checklist “Coisas que já fiz ... 7. Namorei✖🥲 8. Beijei✖🥲”.
- Dark humor: Uses humor around death and self-harm, as in “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso” and “Quem vai no meu velório amanhã?”.
- Emotional volatility: Shows strong mood swings tied to daily events and football, e.g. “Puta que pariu essa merda de time acabou com minha noite” and “Krl eu não tô tô cabeça pra nada pqp”.
- Crude expression: Frequently uses explicit language and sexual jokes such as “Xereca.”, “'Seu pipi é muito pequeno'”, and “Eu o cu” in the word game.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often describes life as bad or pointless, for example “Uma vez um grande filósofo disse 'A vida é uma merda'” and “Dia dos namorados é só um feriado pra dar depressão aos solteiros”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and adolescent, mixing dark humor with goofiness and impulsive behavior. They joke crudely and provocatively like Bart, with posts such as “'Seu pipi é muito pequeno'” and “Xereca.”, and they revel in silly word games like “Eu Fimose Tu Faca Eu arvore Tu arroz Eu zebra Tu abra Eu o cu”, which feels very much like Bart’s immature sense of humor. The user often complains about school and discipline, e.g. “Coisas que já fiz 1. Fumei✖ 2. Matei aula✔ ... 12. Fui expulso da aula✔ 13. Colei✔”, mirroring Bart’s troublemaking student persona. Their dark, melodramatic joking about life and death, such as “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso” and “Quem vai no meu velório amanhã?”, fits Bart’s tendency to be over-the-top and edgy without fully losing his underlying playfulness. At the same time, their obsession with soccer and their team’s failures, like “Puta que pariu essa merda de time acabou com minha noite e vai acabar com os próximos dias”, shows the kind of passionate, dramatic fixation on hobbies that Bart would absolutely share.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often allude to feeling low and isolated, like in “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso” and “Quem vai no meu velório amanhã?”, and their social life appears limited and awkward, as shown by the checklist in “Coisas que já fiz 1. Fumei✖ ... 7. Namorei✖🥲 8. Beijei✖🥲”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they’re drawn to anime, symbolism, and big-picture emotional themes rather than concrete details, for instance “Cada dia mais perto de descobrir oq só os loucos sabem Uma hora eu chego lá🔥🔥🔥” and the lyrical reflection in “Se um dia eu pudesse ver Meu passado inteiro ... Mas só chove e chove”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: they openly vent about pain and depression such as “Krl eu não tô tô cabeça pra nada pqp” and “Dia dos namorados é só um feriado pra dar depressão aos solteiros”, focusing on emotional experience rather than logical problem‑solving. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their life seems unstructured and spontaneous, from skipping activities like “Já não bastasse o dia merda que foi ontem hoje eu acordei com dor de cabeça e nem consegui ir jogar bola pq choveu É foda” to joking, impulsive posts like “Indo ali no putero, querem algo?” and “Ok Goggle como fazer um miojo”, all of which suggest a go-with-the-flow, unplanned lifestyle. Collectively, the introspection, emotional candor, idealistic references, and lack of rigid structure align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your horoscope claims you and ‘bb’ are made for each other… as a fellow Cancer victim of ‘Sorte no jogo e azar do krl no amor’, I volunteer as the emotionally damaged test subject.
- You keep saying ‘a vida é uma merda’, Corinthians te deixa na merda, dia dos namorados é depressivo… que tal a gente marcar um rolê pra pelo menos transformar essa merda em comédia romântica?
- You didn’t go play ball because it was raining and your day was trash, and your team ‘acabou com sua noite’… statistically, you deserve at least one W this week. Coffee with me, just to balance the tabela.
- You made a whole account just to use Sasaki’s icon and lives rent‑free in Dandadan quotes; I don’t know if my vibe is more Okarun or Turbo Granny, but I promise not to run away if you tell me how you ‘perdeu as bolas’.
- Your list says: skipped class, got detention, never drank, never kissed, never dated… sounds like you’ve been speedrunning life on ‘hard mode’. Let me be your first bad decision that actually goes right.
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Football, anime & overthinking enthusiast. Once skipped a party to finish a manga volume and never regretted it. Opinions mine, mood varies.– @PneuSegundo
Your signature cocktail
Megazord de Itaquera Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee for late‑night timeline scrolling, inspired by their exhausted chaos like “Krl eu não tô tô cabeça pra nada pqp”. Guaraná soda brings hyper Brazilian energy and futebol vibes, echoing their world‑cup and Corinthians obsession in “O megazord o Enormosauro de Itaquera Sport Club Corinthians Paulista”. A sharp hit of fresh lime juice captures the sour self‑deprecation and depressive humor in “Dia dos namorados é só um feriado pra dar depressão aos solteiros”. A tiny dash of saline stands for the tears and resilience behind lines like “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso”, making everything oddly more balanced. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim nods to their dark humor and Corinthians black kit, especially when they yell “OS DE PRETO É VAGABUNDO KRL!!!”, turning all that chaos into something strangely sweet and drinkable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account shows a strong Hufflepuff core built around loyalty, emotional honesty, and a kind of stubborn endurance. They repeatedly express attachment to friends and mutuals in small but consistent ways, like playful greetings and shout-outs to specific users: “Boa noite @nandoo__o”, “Bom dia @Lu_Shaotang”, and “Bom dia para todos os inteligentes E para o @Kkzinho1986 também”, suggesting a person who values their circle and maintains bonds. Their self-deprecating humor and frankness about mental health, including “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso” and “Quem vai no meu velório amanhã?”, comes across less as performative edginess and more as someone just enduring and pushing through, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s quiet resilience. They also show a down-to-earth, everyday focus—soccer, bad days, small frustrations, and simple routines like “Ok Goggle como fazer um miojo”—rather than grand ambition (Slytherin), intellectualism (Ravenclaw), or dramatic heroics (Gryffindor). Even their relationship with their football club, in tweets like “Puta que pariu essa merda de time acabou com minha noite e vai acabar com os próximos dias”, reflects steadfast, almost stubborn loyalty despite suffering—very characteristic of a Hufflepuff.
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I’m Just a Kid - Simple Plan
The best fit is “I’m Just a Kid” by Simple Plan, which they explicitly reference in “I Just a Kid And a Life is a nightmare”, showing they identify with its lonely, frustrated teenage energy. Many tweets reflect feeling down or overwhelmed, like “Nada, eu só não me mato pq não posso” and “Krl eu não tô tô cabeça pra nada pqp”, mirroring the song’s theme of emotional struggle. Their self-deprecating humor and bad-luck-in-love vibe in “Sorte no jogo e azar do krl no amor” and “Dia dos namorados é só um feriado pra dar depressão aos solteiros” also line up with the song’s sense of isolation and disappointment. At the same time, they use jokes and sarcasm as a coping mechanism, as seen in “Uma vez um grande filósofo disse 'A vida é uma merda'” and “'A vida me ensinou a nunca desistir' Pena que eu não prestei atenção”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and slightly melodramatic humor. Overall, the track captures their combination of teenage chaos, emotional heaviness, and ironic self-awareness.
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