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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic energy, mischief, and performative confidence. They thrive on live reactions and stirring things up, like when they say “Cuz I'm waiting to stir chaos” and “Laughing I already said the reasoning behind why i do what i do and in the end i got what i wanted i won LMFAOOO”, which fits Bart’s love of trolling and feeling like he ‘won’ the bit. The timeline is full of loud, impulsive outbursts—“WHAT THE FUCKKK”, “Fhndjroabtbdnwg”, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”—very Bart-coded, reacting first and thinking later. He also constantly clowns on football discourse and other fans, like “Fuckin Twitter man LMFAO” and “I shattered his mind and now he's tryna talk like a Messi fan in 2015”, mirroring Bart’s habit of needling authority and peers for laughs. Underneath the trolling, there’s real passion for his interests (football, anime, music), seen in tweets like “My goat is fighting today” and “TODAY I FEEL BRAZILIAN”, similar to how Bart is secretly earnest about the things he loves, even if he wraps it all in jokes and chaos.

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They come across as highly outward‑facing and socially energized, constantly reacting to live events and interacting with others, which leans Extraverted; for example, they openly challenge and banter with people in threads like “He's mad at me for saying turning this into a draw is positive” and “Cuz I'm waiting to stir chaos”, clearly enjoying the social back‑and‑forth. Their focus is mostly on concrete matches, players, goals, and episodes rather than abstract theorizing, suggesting mild Sensing, but they also connect media and symbolism (e.g. Kill Bill references) in a pattern‑spotting way, as in “I will say the reaction to the episode is hilarious because Maki vs the Zenin clan is literally meant to have kill Bill references”, so an N/S edge is close; overall the quick associative style fits Intuition better. They argue in a blunt, cutting, and logic‑driven way (mocking bad takes, citing performance, pointing out inconsistencies), which aligns with Thinking, seen in tweets like “It's because when it comes to him people prefer to turn off their brains and spout rubbish rather than actually watch the games lol” and “Insisting on cherry picking season stats across all comps because he knows he'll be proven wrong is fucking hilarious”. Their style is highly spontaneous, reactive, and playful rather than structured or planned—live‑tweeting games, instantly quote‑tweeting drama, and joking about changing opinions on teams and jerseys (“Bro i'm getting a flamengo jersey idc”)—which fits Perceiving over Judging. The self‑description as a “Reply Merchant,” constant debating, and love of stirring chaos and argumentation all strongly point to ENTP, the archetypal extroverted debater who enjoys poking at ideas and people for fun, as seen in “Laughing I already said the reasoning behind why i do what i do and in the end i got what i wanted i won LMFAOOO”.

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European nights, Brazilian afternoons. Once slipped jogging for the bus on ice—now I sprint to the remote when Benfica or Endrick are on.– @PoachersFinish

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This drink kicks off with cachaça infused with chili for their sudden explosions of Brazilian fandom and raw enthusiasm, like “TODAY I FEEL BRAZILIAN 🔥” and “Bro i'm getting a flamengo jersey idc”. Campari adds a bitter, trolling edge that channels their chaos-stirring energy in replies, as seen in “Cuz I'm waiting to stir chaos” and the way they bully bad takes like “Insisting on cherry picking season stats… is fucking hilarious”. Sparkling white wine captures the constant live-match buzz and euphoria from wild football nights such as “I'm lucky i picked the right games today” and the meltdown of “WHAT THE FUCKKK”. Passion fruit juice represents their genuine love for ball and players, from “TODAY I'M SENEGALESE” to “Look at my son man”. Finally, a dash of espresso nods to the late-night, hyper-analyzed, Europa-obsessed timeline of a self-proclaimed “Reply Merchant 🔴⚫” who screams over goals like “ENDRICK HATTRICK” and still has energy left to argue tactics and narratives hours later.

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This account shows a playful but consistent streak of cunning and provocation, which points strongly to Slytherin. They openly describe their approach to arguments as strategic and outcome-focused, bragging about manipulating discourse to "win": "Laughing I already said the reasoning behind why i do what i do and in the end i got what i wanted i won LMFAOOO", and calling themselves a "Reply Merchant" in their bio, which implies calculated engagement for clout. They revel in "stirring chaos" rather than just sharing opinions, saying "Cuz I'm waiting to stir chaos", which is very Slytherin-coded mischief driven by intent rather than random impulse. Even when debating football takes, they frame interactions as dominance battles—e.g. "Crying I shattered his mind and now he's tryna talk like a Messi fan in 2015 😭😭😭😭😭"—showing a competitive, almost predatory mindset. While they clearly have passions and fandom loyalties, the throughline is a clever, confrontational persona that prioritizes winning, chaos, and psychological edge, all of which align more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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Their timeline is pure adrenaline, constantly reacting to football chaos and big moments with all-caps intensity like “WHAT THE FUCKKK” and “RUN IT BACK TURBO”, which fits the explosive, larger-than-life energy of Power. They talk about football like it’s mythic warfare, celebrating players and moments with religious fervor: “TODAY I FEEL BRAZILIAN”, “TODAY I'M SENEGALESE”, and dramatic declarations like “My goat is fighting today”. The song’s theme of dominance and defiance suits how they argue on the timeline, mocking opponents with lines like “The tiny dog yaps, the tiger waits” and bragging “Laughing I already said the reasoning behind why i do what i do and in the end i got what i wanted i won LMFAOOO”. Their bio “Reply Merchant 🔴⚫” and constant back-and-forths like “Cuz I'm waiting to stir chaos” mirror the combative, unstoppable tone of the track. Even in music and anime discourse, from “I guess it's that time of the year where jungle takes over my brain” to defending JJK direction, they show the same confident, uncompromising attitude that Power embodies.

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