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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the mischievous, rebellious, and often chaotic kid who constantly pushes boundaries and flouts authority, much like @poggoestheweasl’s tweets. The user's repeated provocations such as 'fuck this country actually' and the absurd claim 'my curious ass could never be a cat 😭💔🐱' echo Bart’s defiant catch‑phrases like 'Eat my shorts!' and his love for pranks. Their self‑destructive humor, illustrated by 'i have got to get my liver absolutely poisoned' and 'i want,,, drug..', mirrors Bart’s reckless, 'no‑consequences' attitude. The frequent nonsensical jokes, e.g., 'i’ll suck your dick if you can answer my riddles three', capture Bart’s penchant for shocking, attention‑seeking statements. Moreover, the user's anti‑establishment sentiment, 'getting a lot of terf shit on my timeline... i need him dead immediately', aligns with Bart’s habitual clashes with school authority and adults. Overall, the blend of chaotic humor, rebellious defiance, and a love for shocking statements best matches Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant public sharing of personal feelings and jokes, such as 'my curious ass could never be a cat 😭💔🐱' repeated throughout their timeline, signals an outward, socially‑oriented energy typical of Extraversion (E). Their frequent musings about hidden meanings and abstract possibilities—e.g., 'what are they possibly hiding…', 'i empathise with rudolph as i too have never been invited to any reindeer games'—show a preference for Intuition (N) over concrete detail. Emotional and value‑driven statements like 'fuck this country actually', 'ACAB includes him!!', and 'i love my friends but if they all conspired to stab me to death on a train i’d probably be mad at them' illustrate a Feeling (F) decision style. The stream of spontaneous, meme‑laden posts—'i should do drugs until i die', 'just developed object permanence. this shit is a game changer', and the lack of any organized agenda—reflect a Perceiving (P) tendency toward flexibility and improvisation. Putting these traits together points to an ENFP personality, a charismatic, imaginative type that thrives on expressive, spontaneous communication.

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21 | nonbinary (they/she) | gamer & meme curator | cat-averse, but can out-wit a muppet | #progesterone enthusiast– @poggoestheweasl

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The smoky mezcal forms a rebellious base, echoing the user's chaotic self as they call themselves 'the archdyke franz furdinand itself.' Electric blue curaçao adds a neon splash that mirrors their non‑binary pride and the recurring meme 'my curious ass could never be a cat 😭💔🐱.' Tangy lime juice gives a sharp bite, reflecting the raw honesty of tweets like 'progesterone is insane i need near fatal quantities in my bloodstream rn.' A touch of simple syrup balances the edge, much like the occasional self‑deprecating humor in '21. it/she ⚧⚢.' Finally, a splash of energy drink fuels the high, a nod to their drug‑loving chants 'i should do drugs until i die 💙' and 'i want,,, drug..'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a willingness to flout rules and a desire for personal power, key Slytherin traits. Tweets such as 'i am the reason its illegal to kill people' and 'i could easily escape from any room' highlight a cunning, self‑assertive mindset. Their ambition is clear in statements like 'doing better than Jesus EVER did' and 'i want to learn to be evil', reflecting a drive to surpass others. A blatant disregard for authority appears in 'fuck this country actually', underscoring a rebellious, opportunistic attitude. Together, these examples point to the resourceful, ambitious nature of Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly says 'my curious ass could never be a cat 😭💔🐱', showing they feel out‑of‑place and unlike others. They also express self‑destructive urges such as 'i should do drugs until i die 💙' and 'i have got to get my liver absolutely poisoned', highlighting a nihilistic streak. Their dark humor and desire to be 'evil' is evident in the tweet 'i want to learn to be evil', reinforcing an outsider identity. The lyrics of Radiohead’s 'Creep' echo this sentiment: 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?' This combination of alienation, self‑harm, and embracing the ‘weirdo’ role makes 'Creep' the song that best fits the user.

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