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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen who thrives on chaos, meme‑culture, and impulsive self‑expression, which matches the user’s frantic posting style. The user’s hyperbolic statements such as "I'M GONNA DIEEEEE" and "IM GONNA K!LL MYSELF" echo Bart’s dramatic teenage angst, while their obsession with gaming (“second best jinx player in my house”) and anime (“newborn asuka main”) mirrors Bart’s love of pop‑culture trends. Their erratic, profanity‑laden tweets like "day 1 of living in gdansk i relapsed into smoking" and "relapse lasted two weeks before i remembered why i quit" reflect Bart’s impulsive, reckless behavior, and their activist, identity‑exploring posts such as "one day into pride month already suicidal over capitalism" show the modern, socially‑aware side of Bart challenging authority.

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The user’s constant stream of personal updates, memes, and community interactions (e.g., "omw #pyrkon2025 [2 pictures]" and "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND [picture]") shows a strong extraverted style. Their frequent references to abstract, imaginative ideas like "the akiangel resurgence i used to pray for days like these" and "seen the first ep of Andor… endless possibilities" indicate an intuitive (N) preference. Emotional and value‑driven statements such as "one day into pride month already suicidal over capitalism" and "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND" point to a feeling (F) orientation. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of tweets like "i beg for a 2xko code #2xko" and "i think my acc is about to be raided by nft bots" reflects a perceiving (P) approach. Overall, the pattern fits the ENFP personality type.

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21‑year‑old ENby (they/them) gamer & anime fan. 🎮 Jinx, Asuka & Persona nerd. 🌍 Biked through a thorny forest after a busted map. #GGST #DeathStranding– @POJEBANO

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The Chaos Angel cocktail captures POJEBANO's whirlwind mix of anime passion, gaming chaos, and emotional highs and lows. The vodka gives a clean base like an angel, while the blue curaçao and grenadine swirl together to mimic the neon energy of a "newborn Asuka" and the explosive flair of a "second best Jinx player in my house". The splash of Red Bull fuels endless gaming marathons, echoing the tweet "on the honor of my unemployment next week it's gonna be asuka". A dash of edible silver glitter adds a celestial sparkle, nodding to the tweet "ANGELLLLL MY BABYY" and the "the akiangel resurgence i used to pray for days like these" they prayed for. The drink’s bittersweet edge mirrors their self‑destructive humor, as seen in "I'M GONNA DIEEEEE" and "relapse lasted two weeks before i remembered why i quit".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently seeks personal recognition and ambitious goals, such as wanting to become a vtuber and asking for a 2xko code ("i beg for a 2xko code #2xko", "i should be a vtuber"). They brag about gaming achievements, displaying a competitive drive ("I JUST WON 10£ IN A 2XKO BRACKET"). Their posts often push provocative or risky content to attract attention, like threatening statements ("if i had a gun you'd be the first one i visit") and self‑destructive remarks ("IM GONNA K!LL MYSELF"). This pattern of seeking status, using bold statements for impact, and focusing on personal gain aligns with the Slytherin traits of ambition and cunning. While moments of loyalty appear, the dominant theme across their timeline is the pursuit of personal advantage and notoriety, which is characteristic of Slytherin.

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The song "Creep" captures the user’s intense feelings of alienation and self‑loathing that appear throughout their timeline. Tweets like "im disgusting, noone will ever love me, jesus after taking a shower: gorgeous, wonderful, youre so beautiful" and "am i a very stupid enby??? or a genuine transfem??? who knows!!! i dont!!!" echo the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and the sense of not belonging. Their repeated suicidal posts, for example "IM GONNA K!LL MYSELF" and "relapse lasted two weeks before i remembered why i quit", match the song’s bleak, melancholic tone. Even the occasional hopeful line "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND" mirrors the chorus’s yearning for acceptance despite feeling like an outsider. Overall, the track’s mix of self‑despair and a desperate wish to be seen fits the chaotic, angst‑filled persona shown in the tweets.

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