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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a more online, chaotic version of her. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, very sensitive to whether others like them, and openly anxious, shown in posts like “Daily am I annoying to you guys check because Ive literally spent my whole online life being surrounded by people who don't like me” and “I literally won't do anything but cry if I find out someone doesn't like me I'm mega sensitive and a mega people pleaser”. They also show a moral/political streak amid the shitposting, e.g. “Publicly hang all rich people andd stop making jokes about real pedophiles u weird as hell if u do” and “Dude I need to get out of America NOW I CANT do this no more”, which mirrors Lisa’s activist tendencies. Their homeschooling and feeling isolated while being very online – “Homeschooling is cool because I can be chronically online but I miss public school because I had friends” – fits Lisa’s frequent loneliness and sense of being out of place. Finally, the mix of creativity and fandom (OCs, art, cosplay, kin talk, Roblox) parallels Lisa’s artistic/nerdy side, just filtered through a very contemporary, hyper-online teen lens.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they’re chronically online and lonely, but their social life is heavily parasocial and anxious rather than IRL‑outgoing, e.g. “Homeschooling is cool because I can be chronically online but I miss public school because I had friends” and “Im too scared to talk in servers ill literally pee myself”, which fits an inward‑focused but socially craving I. They lean intuitive: they frequently spin ideas and scenarios rather than sticking to practical detail, like “A FUCKING DOCTOR THAT EATS THE PATIENTS THAT HE CANT TREAT” and building OC dynamics (“My ocs dynamic with Dr sylveon is that she harasses him and he really hates it Popplio is kinda like Rita Chan from 2k4c but more mentally ill”). Their style is strongly feeling‑dominated: they are hyper‑sensitive to being liked (“If you hate me say it i won't ve mad”, “I literally won't do anything but cry if I find out someone doesn't like me I'm mega sensitive and a mega people pleaser”) and often discuss emotional states and values rather than logical analyses of issues. They seem clearly perceiving over judging: life is unstructured and impulsive—sleep schedule chaos, reinstalling apps on a whim (“Should I reinstall tiktok..🤔🤔”), and joking about making an RP account “gimme like 29 years”—with little sign of long‑term planning or organization. Overall, the combination of intense feelings, imaginative inner world (OCs, cosplays, character kins like “You guys should like kin assign me....(Any media)/nf”), social anxiety, and lack of structure is most consistent with INFP rather than a more structured Fe‑type like ENFP or a more fact‑bound ISFP.

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Homeschooled teen artist & Roblox enjoyer. Probably drawing Popplio, fixing my Chespin, or overthinking everything. Once slept through an all-nighter.– @pokepawzz

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little spritz captures their hyper-online, overtly thirsty vibe, powered by white rum with energy drink for that always-scrolling, sleep-deprived rush inspired by posts like “Its 1 am bruh I dont feel like pulling an all nighter but I was asleep all day” and “Homeschooling is cool because I can be chronically online but I miss public school because I had friends”. Rainbow sherbet syrup nods to the colorful, playful tone and emojis like “🍖🌈” in their bio and the cartoon/game fixation in tweets such as “lowkey forgot how much i love playing roblox” and “Ss from roblox earlier”. The blood orange soda brings sweetness with a bitter edge, mirroring their mix of silliness and darker moments like “God I just want to kill myself” and “I wish i could isolate myself without the overwhelming feelings of being lonelyyy”. A dash of saline represents all the tears and sensitivity, from lines like “I literally won't do anything but cry if I find out someone doesn't like me I'm mega sensitive” and the paranoia in “Omg I'm actually losing my mind I'm so paranoid”. Finally, the pop rocks rim with gummy candy is pure unhinged gremlin energy, echoing absurdity like “Im a thirst little flower... You have to water me... You have to use you....r...peee” and the melodramatic meme-posting in “Me(way too excited): LETS DRINK POISON AND KILL OURSELVES!!! /ref”. This drink is loud, sweet, a little disturbing, and weirdly endearing—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits revolve around emotional loyalty, need for connection, and wanting to be a good oomf, which are very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly worry about whether people like them and invite others to leave if uncomfortable, showing a people-pleasing but fundamentally considerate mindset: “Guysss if I make u uncomfortable pls soft/hard block don't force yourself to be oomfs with me if u don't like what I say 🙁” and “Daily am I annoying to you guys check because Ive literally spent my whole online life being surrounded by people who don't like me”. They frame their identity around being present and available for friends, emphasizing interaction and mutual support: “Hey oomfs reply to this post and ill turn on notifs for you I wanna be more interactive with my oomfs” and “Im online all the time bc I am #homeschooled btw”. Their sensitivity and desire for universal acceptance also reflect the classic Hufflepuff fear of rejection: “I literally won't do anything but cry if I find out someone doesn't like me I'm mega sensitive and a mega people pleaser I need everyone to love me but I KNOWW that won't happen and I have a hard time accepting that but I'm working on it”. While they show creativity in art and OCs, those traits are overshadowed by an overarching theme of loyalty, emotional openness, and a craving for safe, reciprocal friendships—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A song that best fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures messy, dramatic teen feelings, self-destructive humor, and a desire to be seen and loved. They openly talk about self-harm and relapse in a flippant way, like “Aahhhhh im gonna relapse im gonna relapse!!!!!” and “Ik I'm supposed to be a silly guy who cuts himself on Twitter but this shit is seriously fucked”, which mirrors the song’s themes of dark coping and performative pain. Their craving for validation and fear of being disliked shows up in “I literally won't do anything but cry if I find out someone doesn't like me I'm mega sensitive and a mega people pleaser I need everyone to love me” and “If you hate me say it i won't ve mad”, echoing the song’s insecurity and longing. They also juggle being a chaotic online persona with serious emotional struggles, from “Im online all the time bc I am #homeschooled btw” to “God I just want to kill myself”, which fits the contrast in Teen Idle between glittery aesthetics and nihilistic thoughts. Overall, the combination of teen angst, self-destruction, and a desire to feel special aligns closely with the mood and lyrics of Teen Idle.

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