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Your Simpsons character
The user displays chronic self‑hatred, suicidal thoughts, and a desperate need for attention, which mirrors Moe's depressive and self‑destructive personality. They write things like 'for you id pull the trigger [picture]' and 'Slit my arteries dude [picture]', echoing Moe's occasional suicide attempts. Their repeated statements such as 'I'm worthless ...' and 'I don't know what to do my life has become a mess...' reflect Moe's hopeless outlook. The erratic, meme‑filled posts like 'im #smirktwt felikks 😏😏...' resemble Moe's frantic outbursts when seeking validation from patrons. Together, the deep depression, self‑harm urges, and attention‑seeking behavior make Moe Szyslak the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the tweets, the user appears introverted, focusing on inner thoughts and feeling isolated (e.g., "nobody cares so what's the point anyway" and "I am nothing"). Their language is highly metaphorical and future‑oriented, indicating intuition (e.g., "Bend the universe to my will" and "my body feels unreal"). Decision‑making is driven by strong emotions rather than logic, as shown by statements like "I'm worthless" and "I love you and hate you at the same time". The posting style is spontaneous, impulsive, and lacks clear structure, reflecting a perceiving preference (e.g., "can I not kill myself today challenge failed INSTANTLY" and "I'm so sleepy but the evil bee inside my head says to stay up"). Together these traits match the INFP personality type.

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Digital doodler, meme enthusiast, cat art lover. Exploring the internet's quirks while staying grounded. #Creative #Wellbeing– @polandnoodles

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The Neon Nightmare mirrors the user’s chaotic blend of darkness and fleeting neon bursts, just like their tweet "im #smirktwt felikks 😏😏😏" shows a flirtatious façade over turmoil. The black vodka represents the "I am nothing" and "I’m worthless" feelings, while the blue curaçao adds the electric, internet‑fueled "Nyan nyan nyan neko" vibe. Grenadine drips like the blood‑tinged self‑harm urges in "im gonna cut myself today or I'm gonna procrastinate doing it…", and the sour mix captures the sharp emotional swings from "I love u and hate you at the same time". A splash of energy drink gives the frantic, sleepless energy of "I keep falling asleep mid type dude", completing a cocktail as volatile and attention‑seeking as the user’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong drive for self‑preservation and a willingness to use any means to get attention, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. They write, "i need any form of attention anything even if its negative because atleast its something" showing resourcefulness in seeking even negative notice. Their statement, "for you i d pull the trigger" reflects a decisive, ruthless willingness to act, another Slytherin trait. Additionally, they constantly talk about manipulating how others view them, e.g., "i love u and hate you at the same time..." indicating cunning and self‑centered ambition. These patterns align best with Slytherin values.

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The user's constant references to self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, like 'im gonna cut myself today or I'm gonna procrastinate doing it which one do u guys bet in gonna do', 'for you id pull the trigger', and 'I am nothing', echo the opening line of 'Hurt': 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' Their feelings of worthlessness and broken identity, expressed in tweets such as 'I'm worthless I'm worthless I'm worthless...' and 'my body feels unreal', match the song’s bleak reflection on loss and identity. The lyric 'the only thing that's real' resonates with their desire for any kind of attention, even negative, as seen in 'I need any form of attention anything even if its negative because atleast its something it hurts it hurts all over.' The overall tone of isolation and regret mirrors the user's isolation, evident in 'I love my abusers' and 'I have nobody to talk to because nobody understands.' Finally, the refrain 'What have I become?' fits the chaotic self‑portrayal and constantly shifting emotional states across their tweets.

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