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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, a bit anxious, politically aware, and quietly funny. Like Lisa, they care about creating inclusive spaces, reflected in “create a safe space for queer voices”, and openly state their identity in their bio as a queer, they/them-using teen. Their anxious, vivid dream life in “I’ve had too many dreams about being in the start of a zombie apocalypse that I wake myself up intentionally because that shit is exhausting af” feels very Lisa: overthinking, self-aware, and kind of exhausted by their own brain. The mix of self-deprecating humor and low-key frustration—like “twitter layout is burned in on my screen it might be a good time to take a break” and “Carols lowkey pissing me off I would live like a king until they made me join them”—fits Lisa’s combination of idealism and irritation with the world. Even their nerdy side shows up in jokes about media and language learning, such as accidentally committing to Duolingo in “Accidentally subscribed to Duolingo looks like I will be learning Norwegian this year”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to take on intellectual pursuits a bit too seriously.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are mostly about personal experiences and inner life (like recurring dreams) rather than seeking big social engagement, for example describing being chased in dreams in “despite not having played dbd in months i still have dreams where im getting chased” and waking themselves up from zombie apocalypse dreams in “I’ve had too many dreams about being in the start of a zombie apocalypse that I wake myself up intentionally because that shit is exhausting af”. They show Intuition (N) through a focus on meanings, patterns, and identity rather than just concrete facts, such as wanting to “create a safe space for queer voices” and joking about broader social dynamics in “trans person: im trans society: ok your gay furry friend you try to ignore: have you ever heard of aggretsuko”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotional reactions and values, from being annoyed or scared in “I genuinely got scared of his ass when it showed up” and “Carols lowkey pissing me off I would live like a king until they made me join them” to caring about queer safety and comfort. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life sounds unstructured and spontaneous, with comments like “Good morning everybear. Today I will be doing. Nothing”, the casual accident of “Accidentally subscribed to Duolingo looks like I will be learning Norwegian this year”, and noticing their screen burn-in only when it becomes a problem in “twitter layout is burned in on my screen it might be a good time to take a break”. Taken together—introspective, values-driven, imaginative, and laid-back—they fit best with INFP.

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17 • Bursa-based nerd surviving zombie dreams & chocolate milk disasters • low-res vision, high-res opinions • probably learning Norwegian by accident– @polarcreature

Your signature cocktail
The Turkish Polar Dreambear starts with vodka infused with Turkish delight to honor their Bursa roots and sweet, quirky vibe, like when they joke about their own timeline turning into “turkslop” in “i interact with a Turkish person once and my timeline turns into turkslop”. A strong shot of cold brew coffee captures the slightly frazzled, perpetually-online energy of “twitter layout is burned in on my screen it might be a good time to take a break”. Bright blue curaçao gives it an icy polar hue and nods to gaming nightmares like “despite not having played dbd in months i still have dreams where im getting chased” and “I’ve had too many dreams about being in the start of a zombie apocalypse that I wake myself up intentionally because that shit is exhausting af”. Cherry soda adds a playful, fizzy sweetness for their goofy meme side in “trans person: im trans society: ok your gay furry friend you try to ignore: have you ever heard of aggretsuko” and “Good morning everybear. Today I will be doing. Nothing”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters brings a spicy bite that reflects their candid, slightly exasperated tone in “what the fuck are you playing” and their fierce queer stance in “create a safe space for queer voices”. This cocktail is strong but playful, sweet with a kick—just like a sarcastic polar bear who accidentally subscribed to “Duolingo looks like I will be learning Norwegian this year”.

Your Hogwarts House
Boz’s tweets show a strong sense of warmth, community, and low-key self-deprecating humor, which fit Hufflepuff’s kindness and down-to-earth nature more than the other houses. They explicitly care about creating inclusive spaces, as seen in “create a safe space for queer voices”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s values of fairness and care for others. Their tone is consistently gentle and personable, like in “Good morning everybear. Today I will be doing. Nothing”, projecting a cozy, approachable presence rather than the intensity of Gryffindor or Slytherin. Even when annoyed or confused, the posts come across as light and good-natured (for example, joking about their screen burn-in in “twitter layout is burned in on my screen it might be a good time to take a break”), suggesting patience and an ability to laugh things off rather than a drive toward dramatic conflict. Their accidental commitment to Duolingo in “Accidentally subscribed to Duolingo looks like I will be learning Norwegian this year” also hints at a gently persistent, go-with-the-flow attitude rather than calculated ambition or showy intellectualism. Overall, the emphasis on comfort, inclusivity, and soft humor is most consistent with Hufflepuff.

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The playful, chaotic, and slightly sardonic tone of bad guy suits boz’s online persona and sense of humor. They lean into dark, absurd comedy and horror-ish vibes, like having recurring chase dreams from Dead by Daylight in “despite not having played dbd in months i still have dreams where im getting chased” and zombie apocalypse dreams in “I’ve had too many dreams about being in the start of a zombie apocalypse...”, which fits the song’s mischievous, eerie energy. Their queer, slightly feral self-presentation as a “turkish polar bear” who wants to “create a safe space for queer voices” matches the confident, boundary-pushing attitude in the lyrics. At the same time, their timeline swings between self-deprecating chaos like “twitter layout is burned in on my screen it might be a good time to take a break” and silly frustration in “WHAT DID I DO”, mirroring the song’s balance of menace and humor. Overall, bad guy encapsulates their mix of queer confidence, dark silliness, and ‘I’m tired but still clowning’ energy.

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