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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because both are expressive, passionate, and unabashedly earnest about their niche obsessions. For example, the giddy music fandom in “MY MOM IS ALLOWING ME TO BUY THE NEW GHOST VINYL OH My GIDNDKSKNRLSKE HAHAHAHAHAH removable plastic papa v here i come.” mirrors Lisa’s wholehearted devotion to her interests. The comedic melodrama in “WE ARE NOT DATING I HOPE YOU IMPLODE EXPLODE I DONT CARE! JUST ANYTHING” echoes Lisa’s flair for impassioned declarations. Their introspective sensitivity shows up in “Not sure what possessed me to put on sad music while being sad. Why do I want to cry”, reminiscent of Lisa’s emotional depth. Finally, the playful intellectual streak in “Just found out that my mom used to listen to my current favourite band… SHE DID THIS TO ME.” aligns with Lisa’s tendency to connect personal history to current passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introvert vs. Extrovert: Frequent public-facing expressions of enthusiasm and playful drama, like “WE ARE NOT DATING I HOPE YOU IMPLODE EXPLODE I DONT CARE! JUST ANYTHING”, show energized engagement with others, pointing to Extraversion. Sensing vs. Intuition: The user gravitates toward imaginative narratives and symbolic connections, as in “Just found out that my mom used to listen to my current favourite band… SHE DID THIS TO ME.”, favoring big-picture patterns—an Intuitive trait. Thinking vs. Feeling: Emotional language and value-driven reactions dominate, such as “I HATE MOTHERS DAY SO MUCH… I wish I could give my mom the day she deserves.”, illustrating a Feeling orientation. Judging vs. Perceiving: The spontaneous, reactive tweeting style (“‘Im not an animal’ no you’re something that starts with an F and ends with a G”) reflects a preference for flexibility over structure, aligning with Perceiving. Overall, the expressive, imaginative, heart-first, and spontaneous qualities align best with ENFP.

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Vinyl collector, anime quipper, and long-nail engineer who once stalled a package for 20 minutes before conceding to scissors.– @poliames

Your signature cocktail
Sparkling plum wine channels their bubbly obsession with music merch splurges like “MY MOM IS ALLOWING ME TO BUY THE NEW GHOST VINYL…”. Black coffee syrup captures the dramatic mood swings confessed in “Not sure what possessed me to put on sad music while being sad.”. Cherry blossom bitters nod to the tender yet chaotic fandom energy from “My favourite bungo stray dogs character! ❤️ shinji”. Smoky lapsang mist evokes their fierce loyalty to chaotic friends, riffing off “Free my guy Mike” and all those quotetweet crusades.

Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor fits because poli’s timeline shows impulsive boldness and a readiness to confront problems head-on. Their gleeful defiance toward friends—see “WE ARE NOT DATING I HOPE YOU IMPLODE EXPLODE I DONT CARE! JUST ANYTHING”—reveals fiery bravado more than calculated restraint. They openly rage against annoyances, as with “They took my favorited videos GIVE THEM BACK😭hello”, demonstrating instinctive outbursts rather than stoic patience. Even playful threats like “Im going to draw you pregnant.” show a daring, confrontational humor characteristic of Gryffindor’s risk-taking streak. A skeptic should note that throughout their feed, courage plus impulsive action outweighs loyalty, cleverness, or ambition, making Gryffindor the most convincing alignment.

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Just Like Heaven fits Poli’s dreamy, emo-romantic chaos, capturing both her love-drunk highs and melodramatic lows. She adores lush, reverent music moments like “MY MOM IS ALLOWING ME TO BUY THE NEW GHOST VINYL...” and the ecstatic “[The crane wives finally rereleasing...]” celebration, echoing the song’s euphoric rush. At the same time, her plaintive “[Not sure what possessed me to put on sad music while being sad...]” resonates with the track’s bittersweet undercurrent, and the protective “I miss my wife” energy in “I miss playing wuwa...” mirrors the song’s yearning devotion. The song’s blend of romantic swoon and dramatic melancholy captures the way she narrates everyday crises—from “[He’s not handling my rejection well. Good]” to “[The shit I deal with daily]”—with affectionate intensity.

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