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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s a passionate, slightly nerdy teen who throws herself intensely into her interests, just like this user does with anime, gacha, and niche games. The user writes about carefully curating their interests and media diet, like when they say “i have curated my twt feed to be nothing but bunnies this is amazing” and “i hope i can watch tons of stuff this year,, ”, which mirrors Lisa’s deliberate, thoughtful hobbies. There’s also a mix of maturity and teen angst in posts like “its midnight i cant sleep i have school tomorrow fuck my life” and “i have lost all attraction to real people im cooked,, ”, similar to Lisa’s dramatic but sincere emotional swings. Their strong opinions and media criticism, such as “i keep seeing that one ‘draw your fav like its 2016’ meme and people do know there were other popular art styles in 2016 that arent the generic amino art style?”, also feel very Lisa-like in how she rants about culture and art. Overall, they come across as a thoughtful, expressive, slightly overdramatic teen with niche fixations and a rich inner world, which lines up more with Lisa than any of the other main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they frame their account as “nothing more than my little digital diary” in their bio and often talk about solo media consumption like watching anime and playing gacha rather than hanging out offline, e.g. “this new year im gonna start playing heaven burns red and see if i change for the better or worse because of it,, ” and “i hope i can watch tons of stuff this year,, ”. Their interests and commentary are strongly intuitive: they fixate on fictional worlds, character dynamics, and shipping (e.g. “i need alice x evelyn coa yuri immediately,, they seem so cute together!! ”) rather than concrete, practical matters, and even everyday observations quickly become about aesthetic or narrative value (like curating a bunny-filled feed: “i have curated my twt feed to be nothing but bunnies this is amazing”). Their language is highly emotional and value-driven, pointing to Feeling over Thinking: they repeatedly talk about how cute characters are and how they feel about them (“ANGELA’S SOOOO CUTE IM GONNA CRY😭😭😭😭😭”), and judge things by emotional resonance (e.g. “everytime i watch flamingo i feel like a baby watching cocomelon,, ”) rather than logical critique. They also show a flexible, spontaneous, somewhat scattered lifestyle that fits Perceiving: they procrastinate and complain about school (“its midnight i cant sleep i have school tomorrow fuck my life”), indulge in impulsive merch scrolling (“it is time for my monthly amiami doomscroll!! ”), and daydream about future possibilities like a merch-filled house (“i hope i can have a house one day so i can decorate it entirely with otaku merch,, ”) rather than outlining structured plans. Taken together—emotion-first reactions, fantasy-heavy interests, diary-style tweeting, and go-with-the-flow behavior—INFP is the best overall fit.

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15 • she/it • student by day, gacha victim by night. Once curated a feed of only bunnies and called it personal growth.– @polkadottchi

Your signature cocktail
This drink is soft, sweet, and a little over-the-top, just like a teen otaku staying up too late before school, inspired by their midnight woes: “its midnight i cant sleep i have school tomorrow fuck my life”. The strawberry milk base nods to their craving for cute comfort food and nostalgia: “i havent had a strawberry shortcake in years,,, i really want one”. Vanilla soda keeps it fizzy and light rather than heavy and boozy, matching their bubbly, excitable tone when they gush about characters and merch: “SHES SO PRETTY OMG OMGOMG I NEED HERRRRRR”. A splash of peach represents their soft yuri-bara romanticism and shipping energy: “i need alice x evelyn coa yuri immediately,, they seem so cute together!!” and “i need to read more yuri and bara,, ”. Whipped cream and pink sprinkles on the rim embody their bunny-filled, merch-obsessed aesthetic and dream of a house full of cute otaku things: “i have curated my twt feed to be nothing but bunnies this is amazing” and “i hope i can have a house one day so i can decorate it entirely with otaku merch,, ”. Overall it’s light, sugary, and a little chaotic—perfect for someone who whales on gacha, doomscrolls amiami, and treats their timeline as a pastel digital diary: “we will see levels of gacha game whaling previously unseen by man,, ” and “it is time for my monthly amiami doomscroll!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like a cozy, emotionally open diary, which fits Hufflepuff’s warm, ‘heart-on-sleeve’ energy more than any other house. They constantly express affection and enthusiasm for their favorite characters and media in a wholesome, almost childlike way, such as gushing that Amanda is “so cute omggggg omggggg cutest girl ever im gonna die” in “amanda looks so cute omggggg omggggg cutest girl ever im gonna die” and celebrating an “official amanda birthday lets fucking goooo!!!!!!!!!” in “official amanda birthday lets fucking goooo!!!!!!!!!”. They show a desire for simple comforts and cozy pleasures—wanting strawberry shortcake in “i havent had a strawberry shortcake in years,,, i really want one” and dreaming of a home filled with merch in “i hope i can have a house one day so i can decorate it entirely with otaku merch,, ”—which matches Hufflepuff’s love of comfort and homeliness. Their kindness and emotional sensitivity also stand out, like empathizing deeply with a character who “just wants to be friends with the kitty” in “im gonna cry,, he just wants to be friends with the kitty,;,,, he cant change the fact he’s blue💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” and jokingly lamenting that they’ve “lost all attraction to real people” in favor of fictional characters in “i have lost all attraction to real people im cooked,, ”, which suggests deep attachment and loyalty. Even their boredom, school complaints, and wanting more time to watch things—seen in “its midnight i cant sleep i have school tomorrow fuck my life” and “i hope i can watch tons of stuff this year,, ”—paint the picture of an everyday, grounded, relatable person rather than an ambitious schemer or heroic risk-taker, reinforcing Hufflepuff as the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Otome Kaibou” by DECO*27. Their whole account is like a hyperactive otaku girl diary, which matches the song’s energetic, slightly unhinged vibe and focus on a cute, self-aware girl persona, shown in their bio: “no dni , nothing more than my little digital diary …!” and posts like “im soooo boredddd wahhhhhh”. They’re obsessed with 2D characters and gacha/otaku consumption (“i hope i can have a house one day so i can decorate it entirely with otaku merch,, ”, “this new year im gonna start playing heaven burns red and see if i change for the better or worse because of it,,”), which reflects the song’s themes of clinging to idealized, fictional love and aesthetics. Their shipping and yuri/bara fixation (“i need alice x evelyn coa yuri immediately,, they seem so cute together!!”, “i need to read more yuri and bara,,”) also echoes the song’s playful, over-the-top romantic dramatics. Even their confession about losing attraction to real people (“i have lost all attraction to real people im cooked,, ”) lines up with the song’s focus on a girl whose emotional world orbits around curated, ideal feelings and aesthetics.

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