PolyesterMather
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: He resigns jobs rather than accept a bait‑and‑switch to a different language — 'I have quit 2 jobs in a row over being bait and switched from another language to Go.'
- Craftsman: He champions solid engineering practice and re‑reads foundational texts like 'Clean Code' to improve his craft — 'I just finished a re read of Clean Code ... I recommend it.'
- Loyal: He publicly supports friends, church members, and creators — 'If I follow you ... and you have a podcast please feel free to tell me about it so I can give you some traffic.'
- Tradition‑minded: He values historical and liturgical continuity, asking about the Cappadocian fathers and lamenting loss of 'third spaces' and hymnals — 'Does anyone know where I can find free or low cost ebooks for the writings of the Cappadocian fathers?'
- Observant: He notices cultural detail and patterns, from protests to platform behavior — 'I just drove past the nearest 'No Kings' protest. The crowd is ancient and is suspiciously non local.'
Weaknesses:
- Combative Tone: He often frames modern movements and opponents in absolute terms — 'Communism is a form of devil worship' and 'It should be a crime to use LLM code generation tools.'
- Curmudgeonly: He self‑identifies and revels in grumpiness — 'I think I might be a curmudgeon' and frequently complains about new tools and trends.
- Impatient with Bad Design: He is frustrated by teammates who prefer complexity over design — 'the team of programmers ... are allergic to design' and rails against poor practices.
- Conspiratorial Lean: He sometimes entertains or promotes conspiratorial takes, e.g., 'My theory is that President Trump and his staff are telling the whole truth about the Epstein files' which can isolate readers.
- Prone to Public Judgment: He publicly calls out groups and companies — 'I have unsubscribed from Not the Bee' and critiques organizations, which can escalate conflicts on social media.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders is the best Simpsons match: a devout, family‑oriented, churchgoing neighbor who often mixes sincere faith with gentle moral correction. Polyester shares that mixture of public piety and concern for how others treat faith communities — he asks fellow Protestants not to hurt Orthodox and Catholic believers after a bereavement — 'Please don’t let your grief hurt others.' He’s also a bit of a neighborhood curmudgeon at times, but fundamentally committed to faith and family like Ned.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
ISTJ fits Polyester: Introverted — he is practical and reserved online, focuses on work, family, and church rather than flamboyant social performance ('husband, hiker' and many practical, domestic tweets); Sensing — he prefers concrete, traditional solutions and on‑premise systems ('Data is supposed to live on premise') and cares about specific tooling and practice (systemd, Hyprland); Thinking — he evaluates things by standards and correctness, criticizing '94% of the tally is failures to compile' for LLM code generation and insisting that 'Grammar is proscriptive not descriptive'; Judging — he favors structure, rules, and closure, urging leaders to 'hold fast' and being troubled when things are not enforced ('The constitution hasn’t been enforced in any real way for nearly one hundred years'). These traits appear repeatedly: his practical leadership complaints ('the team ... are allergic to design'), ritual devotion ('Praying to ask God to teach me before I read the Bible has made big positive changes in my life'), and rule‑oriented rhetoric make ISTJ the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a code review? Because I promise to read you carefully, leave helpful comments, and merge you into my life.
- I can't order the perfect hymnal for you, but I can promise to sing badly off‑key beside you on Sunday mornings.
- You must be Hyprland — I tried you and immediately subscribed to the idea of never letting you go.
- If love were a design pattern, you'd be the one I'd extract into a reusable function and document thoroughly.
- Call me the Psalter — I may be hard to find, but once I’m in your home I’ll be the soundtrack to all your best days.
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Christian programmer, husband, and hiker; old‑school code and liturgy enthusiast. Clean‑code evangelist, Hyprland fan, and hymnbook seeker. I like prayer requests after I pray about them — tag me for raffles or podcasts.– @PolyesterMather
Your signature cocktail
The Psalter & Bitters
This drink pairs old‑school warmth with a disciplined, clean finish much like his personality: bourbon is sturdy and traditional (he's the sort of person chasing a hymnal), honey adds a pastoral sweetness that evokes hymnody, and bitters keep the mix honest — no flashy AI foams here. The rosemary garnish nods to the outdoors and hiking habit ('husband, hiker'), while the simple, well‑crafted recipe echoes his 'Clean Code' preference and distaste for gimmicks like unnecessary AI 'slop.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Polyester Mather most closely fits Slytherin because he prizes preservation, cunning practicality, and a determined defense of his in‑group and traditions. He urges leaders to be uncompromising — 'If you are an elected leader please hold fast. Please do not compromise' — which matches the house's ambition and self‑preservation instincts. His skepticism of modern trends and preference for on‑premise systems ('Data is supposed to live on premise') show a strategic, cautious mindset rather than a purely idealistic one. He is less about romantic bravery and more about preserving order and authority, traits Slytherin prizes.
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I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty
Tom Petty's 'I Won't Back Down' suits his stubborn, resolute temperament: he repeatedly urges steadfastness ('Please do not compromise'), criticizes trends he sees as wrong, and holds to firm principles about faith and craft. The song's defiant, steady mood pairs with his insistence on standing by convictions even when unpopular.
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