Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses strong love for boyfriend, e.g. “EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA… EU AMO MEU NAMORADO” and “EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO PORRRA”.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and absurd jokes like “a cada peido q eu to soltando… to apostando a minha vida nele” and memes about friends such as “Eu quando peco 100 reais emprestados para minha cadeira”.
- Loyal friend: Tags and banters with friends (especially @badtzmarola) while defending or teasing them, e.g. “maconha n vicia… VAI TOMA NO CU VIKTOR @badtzmarola NEVRA DA SILVA INCHAINZ” and adopts pets with them in “Adotei hj com o @badtzmarola”.
- Creative gamer: Engages deeply with games and pop culture, streaming and making jokes about builds and characters like “ain't gotta be a cornball to have fun(I know my majin buu saga team is still sorta cringe)” and participating in events like “#DBLF2025 me da gema”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shows excitement, stress, and joy, from “mano eu vou viver por death stranding 2 via toma no cu kojima jogos” to happiness about proposals like “ELA DISSE SIM 😭😭😭”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses strong profanity and insults, e.g. “essa cambada de FILHODAPUTA IMBECIL” and repeated “vai toma no cu” in several tweets.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in intense emotional spikes like “SDAGNJOASDNGJOASDGNSAGASDGNSAOGINSAJDGNASDNGASDOGNSAJIGNASD GNOSADGI S” and “9 anos nessa poçiuga, vai toma no cu”, suggesting little filtering.
- Self‑destructive humor: Jokes about discomfort and bodily issues in a way that normalizes feeling bad, like “a cada peido q eu to soltando… to apostando a minha vida nele” and “alguem me aponta pro filhodaputa q criou essa merda chamada angustia”.
- Confrontational tone: Often frames disagreements aggressively, e.g. “OLHA ESSE CANALHA ROUBANDO MINHA PIADA CARA” and angry rants about trends like interpolation in “vai parar de usar interpolacao pra CAGAR nas animacoes”.
- Overexposure online: Shares very personal or intimate content publicly, such as sexual jokes in “no meio do ato: pode amor? pode CONFIRA AQUI!” and explicit references like “nois fudeno”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user matches Homer Simpson best: very loud, emotional, chaotic, loving, and weirdly wholesome under a layer of swearing and stupidity. Like Homer yelling about beer or donuts, they constantly explode with over-the-top emotion, for example screaming about their relationship in “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOIS NAMORA NESSA PORRA” and “EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH EU AMO MEU NAMORADO PORRRAAAAAAAAAA”. They’re impulsive, bodily-humor-heavy, and self-deprecating, just like Homer making dumb jokes about himself, as seen in “a cada peido q eu to soltando nesse exato momento eu to apostando a minha vida nele” and the bio line “Live fast, eat ass / Eu sou o mio em ser o pio.” At the same time, there’s a sincere, affectionate core: they gush over their partner and pets in tweets like “EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO PORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “lhes apresento Wallace(dorminhoco) e Gromit(mochila de toruga) Adotei hj com o @badtzmarola”, mirroring Homer’s deep (if chaotic) love for his family. Their mix of pop-culture obsession (Death Stranding, Genshin, Dragon Ball, etc.) and dramatic reactions, like “mano eu vou viver por death stranding 2 via toma no cu kojima jogos”, fits Homer’s tendency to latch onto media and overreact to everything. Overall, they feel less like clever, composed Lisa or snarky Bart and much more like a very online, Brazilian, gamer version of Homer Simpson who swears a lot but loves even harder.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their timeline is loud, playful, and very socially engaged, pointing to Extraversion: they constantly interact with friends and their boyfriend, celebrate their relationship loudly (“EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA… EU AMO MEU NAMORADO”, “EEEE… NOIS NAMORA NESSA PORRA”), stream on Twitch (“entra ai sei la (drops do warhammer rolando)”), and adopt pets with a partner (“lhes apresento Wallace(dorminhoco) e Gromit(mochila de toruga) Adotei hj com o @badtzmarola”). They lean toward Intuition through their focus on ideas, media, and imaginative scenarios rather than plain facts, like ranking dream concepts (“top 10 sonhos fodas 1. sonho realista onde vc volta no tempo…”) and philosophical/angsty remarks about life and anguish (“alguem me aponta pro filhodaputa q criou essa merda chamada angustia”). Their tone is highly emotional, affectionate, and value-driven rather than coldly logical, fitting Feeling: they gush about loving their boyfriend (“EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO PORRRAAAAAAAAAA”), defend media and creators passionately (“mano eu vou viver por death stranding 2 via toma no cu kojima jogos”), and react strongly to perceived injustice or stupidity (“quando q essa cambada de FILHODAPUTA IMBECIL vai parar de usar interpolacao pra CAGAR nas animacoes”). Finally, they appear spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, which suggests Perceiving: they joke about sleep chaos (“mto bom deitar 22:40 acordar 00:40 e sem sono num dia q ta de pé desde as 8 da manhã”), finances and last‑minute money hopes (“Bem q 190 reais poderiam cair do ceu assim oh”), and generally roll with whatever is happening instead of emphasizing rigid plans or organization. Overall, their expressive social energy (E), imaginative/idea-focused tweets (N), emotionally-charged and relationship-centered tone (F), and easygoing, chaotic lifestyle (P) align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying "eu sou o romântico da Silva" and screaming about how much you love your boyfriend… need a third NPC in that Majin Buu saga team or is this lobby full?
- If you can survive 9 years in that "poçiuga" called X and still get hyped enough to type SDAGNJOASDNGJOASDGNSAGASDGNSAOGINSAJDGNASDNGASDOGNSAJIGNASD, I trust you to carry me through Death Stranding 2 emotional damage and Genshin gacha disasters.
- You adopted Wallace and Gromit, yell "EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO" on main, and still find time to farm #DBLegends gems… I don’t want to be your whole life, just the comfy save point you fast travel back to.
- Your music taste goes from Rav and Kill Bill to Gorillaz, Kiltro, Black Alien and BB’s Theme — statistically speaking, the next banger in that playlist should be the sound of you saying “ELA DISSE SIM” about a date with me.
- You went to the dentist, came out Chip Skylark, and still complain about every cursed interpolation on the timeline; if I promise zero AI filters and 100% natural pixels, can I be the next picture you scream "deus é bom o tempo todo" about?
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Contagem-based gamer & stream enjoyer. Dragon Ball, Kojima, Genshin & Warhammer enthusiast. Once left the dentist looking like Chip Skylark and never looked back.– @Pomb0r
Your signature cocktail
Live Fast, Eat Ass Sour
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans to capture their loud, chaotic Brazilian energy and late-night gamer grind, the same vibe as the all‑caps chaos of “EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO PORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA”. Guava nectar brings a tropical, soft sweetness that reflects how often they gush over their boyfriend and pets, like “meu menino dos olhos brilhantes e enormes hehe” and adopting Wallace and Gromit in “Adotei hj com o @badtzmarola”. Lime juice adds a sharp, irreverent kick matching their shitposting and rant energy in “quando q essa cambada de FILHODAPUTA IMBECIL vai parar de usar interpolacao…” and “a cada peido q eu to soltando nesse exato momento eu to apostando a minha vida nele”. A dash of aromatic bitters nods to the underlying angst and sleeplessness behind the jokes, like “alguem me aponta pro filhodaputa q criou essa merda chamada angustia” and “mto bom deitar 22:40 acordar 00:40 e sem sono”. Finally, a barbecue-smoked salt rim echoes the messy, horny, over-the-top humor of their bio and tweets like “nois fudeno” and the legendary motto in their bio, “Live fast, eat ass,” making the drink brash, funny, and impossible to take too seriously.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show very strong loyalty and devotion to the people (and animals) they love, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They constantly and loudly celebrate their partner, for example calling themselves "the romantic" and screaming about how much they love their boyfriend in tweets like “EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH EU AMO MEU NAMORADO PORRRAAAAAAAAAA” and “EU NAMOROR ESSE GOSTOSO PORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. That same loyalty extends to their pets, as seen when they proudly introduce their adopted animals in “lhes apresento Wallace(dorminhoco) e Gromit(mochila de toruga) Adotei hj com o @badtzmarola”. They also mix self-deprecating humor with a desire for a bit more kindness toward themselves, as in “mais compaixão comigo ai namoral”, which suggests a values framework built around care and emotional fairness rather than ambition or glory. While they show wit and strong opinions, the dominant throughline is steadfast affection, relational commitment, and a kind of grounded, everyday warmth—all hallmarks of Hufflepuff over the flashier traits of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
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The Man Who Sold the World - David Bowie
The best fit is David Bowie – The Man Who Sold the World, because they quote it directly and clearly resonate with Bowie’s dramatic, slightly chaotic vibe. They literally post “I'M THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD.”, signaling a personal identification with that song’s theatrical, alienated tone. Their bio’s mix of self-deprecating bravado (“Eu sou o mio em ser o pio”) and wild humor, plus tweets like “eu quando adquiro o ceu”, match the song’s themes of identity, performance, and feeling a bit out of place. At the same time, their intense affection for their partner in tweets such as “EU SOU O ROMANTICO DA SILVA PORRA… EU AMO MEU NAMORADO” mirrors Bowie’s flair for grand, emotional expression. All of this makes The Man Who Sold the World feel like a thematic soundtrack for their mix of irony, intensity, and dramatic self-image.
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