Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares urges and struggles, like craving fresh cuts during testing in “i was doing state testing today and like picking at my skin like you do and i could not stop thinking abt how much i wanted to rub my fingers across some fresh cuts sighhh”.
- Caring friend: Shows strong attachment and happiness for others, like celebrating a friend returning from residential in “MY FRIEND WHOS BEEN IN RESIDENTIAL IN CALIFORNIA SINCE DECEMBER JUST LANDED!!!! OMG IM GONNA CRY I MISS HER SM”.
- Socially aware: Notices and questions unfairness, such as students being tackled for protesting in “ok so why did i see people get tackled and taken away in police cars while my school get put on lockdown bc they were trying to protest…”.
- Self-reflective: Recognizes contradictions in their behavior, like calling themself a hypocrite for being triggered by slash-flashing but still scrolling for cuts in “im such a hypocrite.. i was lwk tweaking when i got unintentionally slash flashed today but now im fricking scrolling shtwt to see peoples cuts🤔”.
- Concerned observer: Shows genuine worry for others’ wellbeing, like being concerned about a younger student’s health and disappearance in “im genuinely worried abt this girl in the grade below me… she looked super disordered… im lwk worried smth happened to her even though i dont know her..”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm fixation: Frequently focuses on cutting and scars, including planning where to cut in “where to cut next🤔 wrist? thighs? shoulder? stomache? ankle? so many options🤔” and goal-setting around cutting at school in “goal: cut in each period of school🤔 lining them up like tallies…”.
- Body dissatisfaction: Talks harshly about their body and weight, like calling themself fat for wanting more food in “so if i want to go get more food but i dont want to get out of bed does that make me fat or fat?🤔” and minimizing being called anorexic despite noting a BMI of 29 in “got called skinny, anorexic, and bone showing today.. girl be sooo for real im bmi 29”.
- Trigger-seeking: Actively scrolls content that worsens their urges, like using shedtwt as daily news in “scrolling shedtwt like the daily news” and seeking others’ cuts in “now im fricking scrolling shtwt to see peoples cuts🤔”.
- Recovery ambivalence: Struggles with valuing being clean, questioning their identity as an addict in “am i even still considered an addict if ive been clean for 95 days” and fearing relapse while wanting more scars in “im scared i want to relapse for more scars but its been 2 months…”.
- Food obsession: Frequently counts calories and feels guilt about eating, like stressing over 1840 kcals in “i ate so much today😓😓 1840 kcals already and the day isnt over😓😓😓😓😓😓” and being upset about a 1k calorie dinner in “ok so tell me why my dinner was 1k calories… ”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, not because of surface behavior, but because of their intensity, overthinking, and emotional depth. Lisa is hyper‑self‑aware and often caught in cycles of rumination, similar to the way this user fixates on their own patterns, like “am i even still considered an addict if ive been clean for 95 days” and “i just saw someone talk abt their tolerence spike after not cutting… im scared i want to relapse for more scars but its been 2 months…”. Lisa is also sensitive to injustice and what happens around her at school, echoing the user’s reaction to seeing classmates tackled during a protest: “ok so why did i see people get tackled and taken away in police cars while my school get put on lockdown bc they were trying to protest…”. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and conflicted, calling themself a hypocrite for their own coping behaviors: “im such a hypocrite.. i was lwk tweaking when i got unintentionally slash flashed today but now im fricking scrolling shtwt to see peoples cuts🤔”. The concern they show for another student they barely know—“im genuinely worried abt this girl in the grade below me… im lwk worried smth happened to her even though i dont know her..”—also mirrors Lisa’s strong empathy and tendency to care deeply about others’ wellbeing, even from a distance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most content is about their inner world, urges, and struggles instead of social events, like “scrolling shedtwt like the daily news” and reflecting on being "clean" in “am i even still considered an addict if ive been clean for 95 days”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing because even when they mention concrete things (cuts, calories), it’s framed through meanings, identity, and symbolism, such as comparing their scars and self-image in “how i feel going in public with my catscratches thinking everyone cuts deeper than me but in reality they prob worried abt me”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-based: they focus on emotions and relationships, worrying about others in “im genuinely worried abt this girl in the grade below me… even though i dont know her” and reacting emotionally to their friend returning in “MY FRIEND WHOS BEEN IN RESIDENTIAL… JUST LANDED!!!! OMG IM GONNA CRY I MISS HER SM”. They read as Perceiving rather than Judging because their life seems spontaneous and driven by impulse rather than structured plans, shown by tweets like “goal: cut in each period of school🤔 lining them up like tallies problem: my school only allows 3 bathroom passes a day..☹️” and “ofc i stay up the one night i legit get 3 extra hours of sleep”. Overall, their introspective, emotion-centered, and somewhat chaotic online presence best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if auditions help you ‘lose so many kcals,’ does talking to you burn extra too, or am I just out of breath because you’re basically my favorite performance already?
- You staying up on the one night you got 3 extra hours of sleep is crazy, because I’d gladly lose a whole night’s sleep if it meant texting you till your school’s 3 bathroom passes run out.
- Your therapist’s pitbull puppy is adorable, but I’m lowkey jealous—how do I get on the short list of things that make you smile that much?
- You said you scroll shedtwt like the daily news; if I wrote you a good morning paragraph every day, do you think I could make the front page?
- Your English teacher clocked your ‘blue bracelet’ situation, but I’m more interested in the fact that even on lockdown days and chaos at school, you still make the timeline more interesting just by showing up.
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Your new Twitter bio
15 | he/they | Snoopy superfan who survives state testing, school chaos & puppy therapy sessions. Here for sarcasm, support, and oddly specific stories.– @pompom_podzel
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Snoopy Sour
The Granny Smith apple-infused vodka is a nod to their unapologetic love of tart things and food fixation, like when they said “i love granny smith🤤🤤”, giving the drink a sharp, punchy base that mirrors their intense, restless energy. Blue curaçao colors the cocktail like the bracelets hiding their scars, inspired by “my english teacher asked if my favorite color is blue bc i was wearing all blue bracelets and she most definately saw my whole arm…”, hinting at what’s just beneath the surface. Lemon juice adds a bright sourness that captures their mix of humor and bitterness about school, body image, and lockdown chaos, like “ok so why did i see people get tackled and taken away in police cars while my school get put on lockdown bc they were trying to protest…”. The splash of cola makes it darker and more complex, reflecting their late-night scrolling and self-aware hypocrisy, as in “scrolling shedtwt like the daily news” and “im such a hypocrite.. i was lwk tweaking when i got unintentionally slash flashed today but now im fricking scrolling shtwt to see peoples cuts🤔”. Finally, the edible glitter rim represents the way they still sparkle with excitement and attachment, especially when they gush “MY FRIEND WHOS BEEN IN RESIDENTIAL IN CALIFORNIA SINCE DECEMBER JUST LANDED!!!! OMG IM GONNA CRY I MISS HER SM” and claim their identity proudly in “NEW #shedtwt INTRO!!!! No. 1 snoopy fan ~~<3~~ Podzel !”, turning a dark drink into something strangely beautiful.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong sense of care and concern for others, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and kindness. For instance, they worry about a younger girl who seemed unwell and vanished from class, saying they’re "genuinely worried" about her even though they don’t actually know her, prioritizing empathy over distance: “im genuinely worried abt this girl in the grade below me… even though i dont know her..”. They are also deeply attached to their friend in treatment, expressing intense emotion and joy at her return: “MY FRIEND WHOS BEEN IN RESIDENTIAL IN CALIFORNIA SINCE DECEMBER JUST LANDED!!!! OMG IM GONNA CRY I MISS HER SM”. Even within harmful communities, they’re reflective about their reactions (calling themselves a "hypocrite") after being triggered, which suggests a tendency toward self-awareness and fairness in judging their own behavior: “im such a hypocrite.. i was lwk tweaking when i got unintentionally slash flashed today but now im fricking scrolling shtwt to see peoples cuts”. While there’s impulsivity and self-destructive ideation, the repeated themes of attachment, worry for others, and emotional loyalty point more clearly to Hufflepuff than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish fits them because it captures an obsessive, almost casual relationship with self-destruction and intrusive thoughts. Their timeline treats self-harm like a constant background presence, as in “scrolling shedtwt like the daily news” and “goal: cut in each period of school🤔 lining them up like tallies”, mirroring the song’s repetitive, haunting fixation. The track’s perspective of wrestling with your own “monster” echoes them saying “am i even still considered an addict if ive been clean for 95 days” and “im scared i want to relapse for more scars but its been 2 months”. The mix of dark humor and self-awareness in lyrics like “What do you want from me?” parallels how they joke about their habits, e.g. “showering before cutting… guys i might be onto something”. The overall eerie, dissociative vibe of the song matches their attachment to #shedtwt and #edtwt and the way they frame pain and scars as strangely comforting, like “I LOVE STYRO SCARS OMLLLL”.
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