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The user frequently posts about food and nutrition, obsessing over chicken, pasta, macros, which mirrors Homer's love of eating and simple culinary concerns (e.g., "Kurczak ma ze wszystkich rodzajów mies najlepsze makro..." and "Mój obiad na 2 dni: 300 gram makaronu 200 gram szpinaku ..."). Their tweets also show a chaotic, sleep‑deprived lifestyle and random rants about politics and gender, similar to Homer's often confused and simplistic worldview (e.g., "Zazdroszczę ludziom, którym starcza 6 7 godzin snu..." and "Mężczyźni mają teraz zaniżony poziom testoronu i dlatego są tacy bojazliwi"). The user’s mix of meme‑centric humor ("Memy piszą się same") and blunt, occasionally offensive statements also reflects Homer's blunt, sometimes insensitive humor. Overall, the combination of food obsession, random internet commentary, and a simplistic, sometimes clueless perspective best matches Homer Simpson.

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The user frequently asks for opinions and engages with others, e.g., "Do osób, które były zarówno w Wiedniu… które z tych 3 miast lubicie najbardziej?", indicating extraversion. Their posts mix concrete details, such as the precise recipe "300 gram makaronu, 200 gram szpinaku…", with abstract reflections like "Tu nie ma marności. Jest doświadczenie nowoczesności…", showing a blend of sensing and intuition but leaning toward intuition. They rely on logical facts (“Antybiotyki powodujące szybszy wzrost drobiu są…”) and express strong value judgments (“To jest naprawdę smutne jak ludzie lekceważą ten problem”), suggesting a thinking orientation. The overall style is spontaneous, with many unstructured ramblings (“Memy piszą się same”) and little emphasis on schedule, pointing to a perceiving preference.

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Based in Warsaw • Macro‑savvy foodie, 74‑book reader, occasional travel‑junkie. Once fed my whole block chicken‑pasta. #Nutrition #LitLover– @Ponurakk

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The cocktail begins with Polish vodka, a salute to Lottie's frequent pride in her language and heritage, as seen in 'Polszczyzna ogólna co prawda pierwotnie wzrosła na garach małopolskiej...'. The addition of cold brew espresso mirrors her frustration with coffee costs: 'Gdzie wy w kawiarni wydzieliscie americano za 20+'. A drizzle of honey softens the edge, echoing her love of books and the cozy side of life: 'Jako że jest grudzień obecnie mam przeczytane 74 książki...'. A dash of hot sauce captures her fiery commentary on gender and politics, evident in 'Mężczyźni z fanaberią na broń to mój ulubiony typ!'. Finally, a few drops of Angostura bitters reflect the bitterness she often voices about modern society, for example 'To nie jest prawda. Dzieło sztuki to wyraz kultury intelektualnej epoki artysty...'.

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The user consistently shows a love of knowledge and analytical thinking, as seen in tweets like "Antybiotyki powodujące szybszy wzrost drobiu są na terenie unii zakazane od 2006 roku" and "Mój obiad na 2 dni: 300 gram makaronu 200 gram szpinaku ... 700 gram kurczaka" which detail factual information and nutritional calculations. They also discuss academic topics, for example "Rozprawki nie są nigdy pod klucz. Masz ogólny temat typu symbolizm..." and comment on literary interpretation with "Życiorys artysty jest bez znaczenia w interpretacji i zrozumienia dzieła literackiego". Their frequent verification of data, such as "Aż sobie sprawdziłam i na dwóch kalkulatorach i według chata wyszły dane prawidłowe" further emphasizes a Ravenclaw‑type curiosity and valuing of intelligence. Overall, the pattern of seeking facts, analyzing details, and valuing learning aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The tweets show a bold, unapologetic voice: she proudly declares "Mężczyźni z fanaberią na broń to mój ulubiony typ!" and dismisses mainstream concerns with lines like "Myślę, że to bardziej kwestia wpuszczania ciapatych, Murzynów i pajetów niż ortografii i pisowni francuskiej". Her frequent sarcasm ("Memy piszą się same") and blunt commentary on diet, politics, and social issues reveal a rebellious, no‑apology attitude. These traits align with the defiant chorus of Joan Jett’s "Bad Reputation" – "I don’t give a damn ’bout my reputation, I’m gonna do it my way". The song’s message of embracing a “bad reputation” perfectly captures her self‑assertive, contrarian persona.

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